Re: New Virginia law: Give up your guns by January 1, 2021
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OMG that would be great
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Date: January 18, 2020 03:23PM
OMG, I wish. Contards think that liberals are out to grab all their guns, but they're not, and I think that's too bad. If I were president, the first thing I'd do is pay a visit to the National Archives with a Sharpie and wherever I found the phrase "right to bear arms" I'd change it to something like "right to minority lesbian climate change scholarships." Then I'd call up Wayne "Totally Not French" LaPierre and go, "How d'ya like them apples, BITCH??" And then I'd send the jackboots around to seize all your little toys, AND give you complimentary cavity search just to make sure you're not hiding any more—a really deep, feel the back of your tonsils kind of thing.