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I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Roby ()
Date: April 11, 2018 10:13AM

My car broke down on 495 so I pulled to the shoulder. I got out and started walking until I came upon the Eisenhower Avenue Connector. It’s such a nice road and I couldn’t help but admire its beauty. I started to get turned on as I walked it and when I reached the end, I turned around and smirked.

I ran up to one of the support beams and whipped out my cock and started jacking off. I was reminded of the interchange, the ramps that lead to the road, the intersection with Eisenhower Avenue and the dead end. I couldn’t hold it anymore and shot my load on the bridge pillar.

I walked back to my car and called AAA, all the while replaying the events of what happened prior. Man, who knew a road could turn me on like that...

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: WFVDU ()
Date: April 11, 2018 10:24AM

Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me . . .

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Ranafron is gonna be jealous ()
Date: April 11, 2018 10:36AM

Hahah that ducking loser would kill to do this

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Bastaboo ()
Date: April 11, 2018 01:22PM

You’re mentally retarded

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Disney historian ()
Date: April 11, 2018 06:16PM

Did you enjoy it?

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Bas ()
Date: April 11, 2018 06:57PM

This is the dumbest shit on FFXU

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Hobgoblin ()
Date: April 12, 2018 02:16AM

I’d pay to see that

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: MuckingFrilliant ()
Date: April 12, 2018 09:27PM

That was fucking brilliant, fam.

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Mueller hero ()
Date: April 13, 2018 08:15AM

You’re a perv

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: daffy duck ()
Date: April 15, 2018 03:57PM

OP, you'refuckingdisgusting

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Vagsts ()
Date: April 17, 2018 01:28PM

Why do you all like this road so much?

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Hillsboroharry ()
Date: April 29, 2018 05:18PM

OP is obviously a sick deranged lunatic who has never gotten laid and at 30, still lives in his parents basement

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: FFXU historian ()
Date: April 30, 2018 08:29AM

Vagsts Wrote:
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> Why do you all like this road so much?


Started as a joke I guess but a couple of users really really really like roads and highways and all throughout March, would ask about local raids, especially the Eisenhower Connector.

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: STEWMAC ()
Date: April 30, 2018 11:01AM

I can't wait until they extend the Eisenhower Connector into my anus.

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: EB is gay ()
Date: May 02, 2018 11:20PM

This is as gay as EB

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Fish wanker ()
Date: May 03, 2018 08:34AM

I was up north recently and I saw a Aurther Treachers open for business. I had to go in and got fish planks, hushpuppies and coleslaw. I ate half and put the other half on my schlong. It was great.

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: STEWMAC ()
Date: May 03, 2018 10:36AM

Are there any places to get soup on the Eisenhower Connector?

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: AAA Tip Ticket ()
Date: May 03, 2018 11:53AM

Yes. Go stand in the middle of the road until you either spot one or get splattered by traffic.

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Edith from Manassas Park ()
Date: May 20, 2018 10:06AM

STEWMAC Wrote:
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> Are there any places to get soup on the Eisenhower
> Connector?


Fuck OFF

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: notJIBJAB ()
Date: May 20, 2018 10:31PM

I hope no one was watching and hijacked your sperm when you were done.
You could find yourself being accused as a rapist. Always flush your sperm down the toilet.

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Vita Vea's agent ()
Date: May 20, 2018 10:32PM

Vita Vea is interested in this road

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Dopple D I would die...doople d ()
Date: May 21, 2018 07:18PM

sdf43

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: OP are you Ranarfron??? ()
Date: May 30, 2018 10:29AM

He seems like he’d do that

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Palapdo ()
Date: December 21, 2018 02:04PM

Wow

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: fd7pf ()
Date: December 21, 2018 05:37PM


stop posting fake made up imaginary psycho stories and responding to them

get off ffu please


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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Rogga ()
Date: December 21, 2018 06:49PM

Very stupid post and not at all funny or creative. Quit posting you stupid ass.

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: ROby I love you ()
Date: December 25, 2018 04:13PM

Thank you for this!

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Dogget ()
Date: January 15, 2020 03:42PM

This was grea

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: Sexist OP ()
Date: January 16, 2020 07:37AM

Roby Wrote:
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> My car broke down on 495 so I pulled to the
> shoulder. I got out and started walking until I
> came upon the Eisenhower Avenue Connector. It’s
> such a nice road and I couldn’t help but admire
> its beauty. I started to get turned on as I walked
> it and when I reached the end, I turned around and
> smirked.
>
> I ran up to one of the support beams and whipped
> out my cock and started jacking off. I was
> reminded of the interchange, the ramps that lead
> to the road, the intersection with Eisenhower
> Avenue and the dead end. I couldn’t hold it
> anymore and shot my load on the bridge pillar.
>
> I walked back to my car and called AAA, all the
> while replaying the events of what happened prior.
> Man, who knew a road could turn me on like that...

OP sounds like he supports Anti-woman commie Bernie.

Can’t believe how sexist he was to the great Warren!

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Re: I had an incident on 495 last night ***MUST READ***
Posted by: mahhhhdiii ()
Date: January 17, 2020 08:54AM

its all fun and games until your picture ends up on the sex offender list in your area

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