Looking at all the crazy shit out there has got me thinking. So, here's how my personal ad would read:

35 year old, athletic, 6'2" SWM, full fucking head of brown hair, green eyes, fun, social, successful IT professional, great credit, zero issues with the law, only debt being a new car.

I'm looking for a woman first and foremost. If you identify as a man, a transitioning freak, or weren't born with a vagina, don't bother emailing me. If you're not a feminine woman who appreciates a gentleman, let's not chat. If you're a far right religious nutcase, don't bother. If you're a far left triggered idiot, no thanks. If you are scared of a gun but somehow want to protect criminals, we won't get along. If you think my being a man is somehow toxic, please go find yourself a masculine apologist. If you aren't a raging alcoholic but love red wine, awesome. I don't do drugs but not opposed if you smoke the devil's lettuce occasionally. If you get offended easily, get triggered easily, or look for reasons to get offended then please don't bother emailing me. If you're a total prude, no thanks. If you're an un-manogamous whore, there are plenty of others out there for you but I'm not one of them. Last, and certainly not least, please don't email me if you want to spend your time looking down at your phone hoping you get just one more like/thumbs up to your generally unimportant online posts.

Ladies...start your engines.

Your woman is Gerry

Ck ge Wrote:
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> Your woman is Gerry

LOL

1. I don't date dudes
2. I don't date far left libtard extremists
3. I think his goats would have an issue with it
4. Ger is terrified of guns

TheDater Wrote:
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> Looking at all the crazy shit out there has got me
> thinking. So, here's how my personal ad would
> read:
>
> 35 year old, athletic, 6'2" SWM, full fucking head
> of brown hair, green eyes, fun, social, successful
> IT professional, great credit, zero issues with
> the law, only debt being a new car.
>
> I'm looking for a woman first and foremost. If you
> identify as a man, a transitioning freak, or
> weren't born with a vagina, don't bother emailing
> me. If you're not a feminine woman who appreciates
> a gentleman, let's not chat. If you're a far right
> religious nutcase, don't bother. If you're a far
> left triggered idiot, no thanks. If you are scared
> of a gun but somehow want to protect criminals, we
> won't get along. If you think my being a man is
> somehow toxic, please go find yourself a masculine
> apologist. If you aren't a raging alcoholic but
> love red wine, awesome. I don't do drugs but not
> opposed if you smoke the devil's lettuce
> occasionally. If you get offended easily, get
> triggered easily, or look for reasons to get
> offended then please don't bother emailing me. If
> you're a total prude, no thanks. If you're an
> un-manogamous whore, there are plenty of others
> out there for you but I'm not one of them. Last,
> and certainly not least, please don't email me if
> you want to spend your time looking down at your
> phone hoping you get just one more like/thumbs up
> to your generally unimportant online posts.
>
> Ladies...start your engines.


I'd be suspicious of a woman who appeared to be going without at least 2 of the issues you listed.

That shit's annoying, but it's part for the course your playing.

Don't feel bad living alone. If all those are dealbreakers, you won't enjoy life with such a witch.

Good luck Wrote:
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> TheDater Wrote:
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> --
>
>
> I'd be suspicious of a woman who appeared to be
> going without at least 2 of the issues you
> listed.
>
> That shit's annoying, but it's part for the course
> your playing.
>
>
>
>



Hell, I'd be surprised if there was such a thing as a woman that didn't have at least 2 of those characteristics.

Here's how mine read.

SWM 19, ISO SF, 29-35. Have good fake ID so can meet for drinks. Come from money, but still go to good school and study hard to earn grades. BF you answer, you should know I have nicer lingerie, dresses, shoes, makeup & perfume than you do.

I actually got a couple of responses and dates. ! of them became my wife.

Good luck Wrote:
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> TheDater Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Looking at all the crazy shit out there has got
> me
> > thinking. So, here's how my personal ad would
> > read:
> >
> > 35 year old, athletic, 6'2" SWM, full fucking
> head
> > of brown hair, green eyes, fun, social,
> successful
> > IT professional, great credit, zero issues with
> > the law, only debt being a new car.
> >
> > I'm looking for a woman first and foremost. If
> you
> > identify as a man, a transitioning freak, or
> > weren't born with a vagina, don't bother
> emailing
> > me. If you're not a feminine woman who
> appreciates
> > a gentleman, let's not chat. If you're a far
> right
> > religious nutcase, don't bother. If you're a
> far
> > left triggered idiot, no thanks. If you are
> scared
> > of a gun but somehow want to protect criminals,
> we
> > won't get along. If you think my being a man is
> > somehow toxic, please go find yourself a
> masculine
> > apologist. If you aren't a raging alcoholic but
> > love red wine, awesome. I don't do drugs but
> not
> > opposed if you smoke the devil's lettuce
> > occasionally. If you get offended easily, get
> > triggered easily, or look for reasons to get
> > offended then please don't bother emailing me.
> If
> > you're a total prude, no thanks. If you're an
> > un-manogamous whore, there are plenty of others
> > out there for you but I'm not one of them.
> Last,
> > and certainly not least, please don't email me
> if
> > you want to spend your time looking down at
> your
> > phone hoping you get just one more like/thumbs
> up
> > to your generally unimportant online posts.
> >
> > Ladies...start your engines.
>
>
> I'd be suspicious of a woman who appeared to be
> going without at least 2 of the issues you
> listed.
>
> That shit's annoying, but it's part for the course
> your playing.
>
> Don't feel bad living alone. If all those are
> dealbreakers, you won't enjoy life with such a
> witch.


I understand what you're saying. Maybe I am too picky. And I'd rather be alone than put up with all the shit in the market. I have worked hard to get where I am and feel like someone close to "equal" might be a tough find but well worth the wait.

That you rent a room On Hagle circle off Rt 1 south and your belongings fill two suitcases

OP Why Did You Not Put In Wrote:
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> That you rent a room On Hagle circle off Rt 1
> south and your belongings fill two suitcases


What's wrong with living out of a suitcase? Possessions are what tie you down. Live out of a suitcase, and you pick up and go when you want.

I was living in Cali. and just got tired of it. Went to NOLA, met this lady, stayed with he a while, was great at first. She got too controlling, I grabbed my suitcases, kissed her, headed out the door and into the cab. BUH-bye, it's been real!

Now I'm in DC, but, this broad I got now is too controlling, too. I guess women become like that when they pass 30. Does it last to 40? Or are they just controlling b\c I'm still in my 20s? Anyhow, it might be time to head to NYC.

Congratulations OP. You will be the hit of all the thirty something divorced women who (1) still haven't accepted that they aren't as hot as they think they are and/or (2) are divorced and looking for a new meal ticket to take care of them and their kids. Does this sound like someone we know on this forum?

>Anyhow, it might be time to head to NYC.

Professional pickpockets don't have too, they live out of suitcases in dives and keep moving on
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Nothing about Pina Coladas or getting caught in the rain?

Ok You So You Dont "Work" Wrote:
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> >Anyhow, it might be time to head to NYC.
>
> Professional pickpockets don't have too, they live
> out of suitcases in dives and keep moving on

The Roma "people" make niggers look like model citizens. Talk about kleptomania.. I was watching the most humorous doco about Roma pickpockets last night. Why do all the Roma men look like Mario from Nintendo?

Superficial ISO Superficial Wrote:
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> Congratulations OP. You will be the hit of all
> the thirty something divorced women who (1) still
> haven't accepted that they aren't as hot as they
> think they are and/or (2) are divorced and looking
> for a new meal ticket to take care of them and
> their kids.

Yeah, I get that all the time. I try to be nice, though. You cannot nicely tell a 38 year old woman with a saggy ass that she doesn't even rate closely to a younger woman who doesn't eat fast food daily and takes care of herself. Not seeking perfection, just normalcy. Hell, I'd take a 7 in looks if she was mentally and emotionally stable. My married buddies tell me that what I am looking for is a unicorn, doesn't exist.

And you're a 4. Borderline successful, but a giant douche.

E96EB Wrote:
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> And you're a 4. Borderline successful, but a
> giant douche.

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TheDater Wrote:
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> Looking at all the crazy shit out there has got me
> thinking. So, here's how my personal ad would
> read:
>
> 35 year old, athletic, 6'2" SWM, full fucking head
> of brown hair, green eyes, fun, social, successful
> IT professional, great credit, zero issues with
> the law, only debt being a new car.
>
> I'm looking for a woman first and foremost. If you
> identify as a man, a transitioning freak, or
> weren't born with a vagina, don't bother emailing
> me. If you're not a feminine woman who appreciates
> a gentleman, let's not chat. If you're a far right
> religious nutcase, don't bother. If you're a far
> left triggered idiot, no thanks. If you are scared
> of a gun but somehow want to protect criminals, we
> won't get along. If you think my being a man is
> somehow toxic, please go find yourself a masculine
> apologist. If you aren't a raging alcoholic but
> love red wine, awesome. I don't do drugs but not
> opposed if you smoke the devil's lettuce
> occasionally. If you get offended easily, get
> triggered easily, or look for reasons to get
> offended then please don't bother emailing me. If
> you're a total prude, no thanks. If you're an
> un-manogamous whore, there are plenty of others
> out there for you but I'm not one of them. Last,
> and certainly not least, please don't email me if
> you want to spend your time looking down at your
> phone hoping you get just one more like/thumbs up
> to your generally unimportant online posts.
>
> Ladies...start your engines.


im a woman and feel sorry for men. women are crazy in this area. is it better elsewhere? what happened to our society?

real Wrote:
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>
> im a woman and feel sorry for men. women are crazy
> in this area. is it better elsewhere? what
> happened to our society?

It's better just about everywhere else except for far leftist areas like San Fran where men are even more often defined as "toxic".

TheDater Wrote:
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> Superficial ISO Superficial Wrote:
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> -----
> > Congratulations OP. You will be the hit of all
> > the thirty something divorced women who (1)
> still
> > haven't accepted that they aren't as hot as
> they
> > think they are and/or (2) are divorced and
> looking
> > for a new meal ticket to take care of them and
> > their kids.
>
> Yeah, I get that all the time. I try to be nice,
> though. You cannot nicely tell a 38 year old woman
> with a saggy ass that she doesn't even rate
> closely to a younger woman who doesn't eat fast
> food daily and takes care of herself. Not seeking
> perfection, just normalcy. Hell, I'd take a 7 in
> looks if she was mentally and emotionally stable.
> My married buddies tell me that what I am looking
> for is a unicorn, doesn't exist.

Most people in this area are successful and take care of themselves, so you're nothing special there. If you can find a 5.5 that's somewhat normal, settle.

Wanna know what it's like to have a bed wrecking orgasm?

You wanna meet this SWM, 18, learned from pedo merry widow up the street. kept mouth shut,some other moron didn't, she had to move . She taught me enough before got caught. Wanna find out what she taught me? Call now!

KDHLF Wrote:
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> Wanna know what it's like to have a bed wrecking
> orgasm?
>
> You wanna meet this SWM, 18, learned from pedo
> merry widow up the street. kept mouth shut,some
> other moron didn't, she had to move . She taught
> me enough before got caught. Wanna find out what
> she taught me? Call now!

I'm sure your teachers have told you to stop using your cell phone in class. Be careful you don't get it confiscated.