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Since almost tgiving where can I buy the best whipped cream
Posted by: Fan of cream ()
Date: November 19, 2019 01:51PM

It’s almost time. Can you smell them yet?

The pies are baking!

Apple pie...WARM apple pie

Pumpkin pie!

Cheesecake!

Cherry!!!!!!

But these pies need whipped cream! Really creamy cream!

Where can I get the best? Or is it better to make it homemade???

Thanks in advance to all you cream lovers!

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Re: Since almost tgiving where can I buy the best whipped cream
Posted by: Giant Bonus Card ()
Date: November 19, 2019 02:19PM

You might end up making it from scratch whether you want to or not. Went by the Giant doing my normal shop for the week and noticed the BIG EMPTY SPACE where the cans of cool/redi whip usually are. Didn't make it to the freezer section so I did not get a look at the tubs. People were already getting frisky in the meat section trying to find that perfect turkey!!! I refuse to step foot in that store until after Thanksgiving. It just gets stupid in there.

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Re: Since almost tgiving where can I buy the best whipped cream
Posted by: Recipe provider ()
Date: November 19, 2019 02:24PM

Best homemade recipe:

Start with some heavy whipping cream - 2 cups

Add 2 tablespoons of salt

Add a pinch of salt

Add 1/2 cup jerky jerky - make sure that it is not watered down or too salty

Then take your kitchen aid mixer and whip it. Whip it good. Whip it into place! Go forward! You need to make sure you can’t smell the jerky jerky!

Then serve it on the apple pie, and smile!

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Re: Since almost tgiving where can I buy the best whipped cream
Posted by: A place in Vienna ()
Date: November 19, 2019 06:40PM

There's a little place at Church St NE & Dominion Rd NE that supplies the freshest whipped cream I know. The name escapes me, but it's a red building on the corner. Not very big place. Can't miss it though.

The best. No question.

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Re: Since almost tgiving where can I buy the best whipped cream
Posted by: X-Dress sissy ()
Date: November 19, 2019 10:05PM

When my wife whips me with a riding crop, I cream. She makes me eat it & whips me again for creaming w/out permission.

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Re: Since almost tgiving where can I buy the best whipped cream
Posted by: Nick Nutley ()
Date: November 19, 2019 11:26PM

Hey is your wife Connie Cottage by any chance?

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Re: Since almost tgiving where can I buy the best whipped cream
Posted by: Freddie the fag ()
Date: November 19, 2019 11:45PM

I’ve got lots of cream for all you fine fellas.

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Re: Since almost tgiving where can I buy the best whipped cream
Posted by: X-Dress sissy ()
Date: November 20, 2019 08:03AM

Nick Nutley Wrote:
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> Hey is your wife Connie Cottage by any chance?


I call her "Mistress Belinda", but she's not Connie anybody.

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