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Who's ready to yeet some donut bois and test out their unconstitutional surplus Tonka Trucks with some binary jars of justice? Sic semper tyrannis!
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FCPD is officially grabbing guns folks! Armel is in hell damned for eternity to ponder her decision to join the fascist, unconstitutional militarized police while lil Mikey munches on angel food cake and drinks from the horn of Valhalla!
From the govt here to help Wrote:
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> It says "RESCUE" it couldn't be a war machine!
The turret on that inconspicuous rescue rover is actually for rescuing cats from trees and cutting obese old ladies out of their second story windows fused to the sofa by their own excrement
Try that with a ladder - plenty of justification to spend tax dollars on these behemoths!