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Fairfax Underground
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Observations
Posted by:
FairfaxNewbie
()
Date: June 14, 2014 09:24PM
Just moved here from California.
Re: Observations
Posted by:
Reset Your Watch
()
Date: June 14, 2014 10:17PM
We're in a different time zone here.
Re: Observations
Posted by:
True The Vote !
()
Date: June 15, 2014 12:54AM
Go back home, we are chockfull of libtards right now, If you are not libturd just pick on Gerry. Gerry is a big slow moving target, easy to hit for rookies. Batter up!
Re: Observations
Posted by:
Shithole
()
Date: June 15, 2014 01:06AM
Fairfax is comprised solely of misplaced transplants of every beleif system known, and piss poor freeway designers who love to over-implement merging lanes. Welcome to this shithole, and blessed be the day you find the means to move someplace better.
Re: Observations
Posted by:
Grimace
()
Date: June 15, 2014 06:01AM
We have a McDonalds.
Re: Observations
Posted by:
west bound route 50
()
Date: June 15, 2014 06:12AM
FairfaxNewbie Wrote:
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> Just moved here from California.
We have been over this many times. The urban
> dictionary sums it up.
>
>
> Fairfax county Virginia:
> A detestable suburban backwater of America's lame,
> bland and culturally vacant capital. Filled with
> characterless subdivisions populated with
> characterless people and the poor immigrants that
> serve them, this place is so utterly conventional
> and uninteresting that it actually makes
> Westchester, Long Island, and Northern New Jersey
> look like they aren't cultural wastelands. Fairfax
> doesn't suck simply because it lacks museums and
> "culture"--this is to be expected of any suburb.
> It sucks because the city it borders sucks. That
> city sucks because it is the center of government,
> and to be successful in government, one must be as
> uncontroversial (hence, boring, conventional) as
> possible. Any individual considering giving birth
> and raising children should realize that forcing
> them to grow up in Fairfax will stunt them
> intellectually, emotionally, and aspirationally,
> for the rest of their lives.
>
> Kid: "Why am I so bored that all I do all day is
> (smoke pot/drink/smoke cigarettes) and/or try to
> act like a (redneck or rap star)?
>
> Wizened person: Because you live in Fairfax
> Virginia. Hope you at least get into college or
> something.
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> Just moved here from California.
We have been over this many times. The urban
> dictionary sums it up.
>
>
> Fairfax county Virginia:
> A detestable suburban backwater of America's lame,
> bland and culturally vacant capital. Filled with
> characterless subdivisions populated with
> characterless people and the poor immigrants that
> serve them, this place is so utterly conventional
> and uninteresting that it actually makes
> Westchester, Long Island, and Northern New Jersey
> look like they aren't cultural wastelands. Fairfax
> doesn't suck simply because it lacks museums and
> "culture"--this is to be expected of any suburb.
> It sucks because the city it borders sucks. That
> city sucks because it is the center of government,
> and to be successful in government, one must be as
> uncontroversial (hence, boring, conventional) as
> possible. Any individual considering giving birth
> and raising children should realize that forcing
> them to grow up in Fairfax will stunt them
> intellectually, emotionally, and aspirationally,
> for the rest of their lives.
>
> Kid: "Why am I so bored that all I do all day is
> (smoke pot/drink/smoke cigarettes) and/or try to
> act like a (redneck or rap star)?
>
> Wizened person: Because you live in Fairfax
> Virginia. Hope you at least get into college or
> something.
Re: Observations
Posted by:
NoVa Advisor
()
Date: June 15, 2014 08:28AM
True The Vote ! Wrote:
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> Go back home, we are chockfull of libtards right
> now, If you are not libturd just pick on Gerry.
> Gerry is a big slow moving target, easy to hit for
> rookies. Batter up!
As demonstrated dozens of times, "True The Vote !" is among the biggest and dumbest of all the assholes on FFXU. You can just ignore his pre-school rantings. That's what everyone else here does.
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> Go back home, we are chockfull of libtards right
> now, If you are not libturd just pick on Gerry.
> Gerry is a big slow moving target, easy to hit for
> rookies. Batter up!
As demonstrated dozens of times, "True The Vote !" is among the biggest and dumbest of all the assholes on FFXU. You can just ignore his pre-school rantings. That's what everyone else here does.
Re: Observations
Posted by:
NoVa Advisor
()
Date: June 15, 2014 08:37AM
Shithole Wrote:
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> Fairfax is comprised solely of misplaced
> transplants of every beleif system known, and piss
> poor freeway designers who love to over-implement
> merging lanes. Welcome to this shithole, and
> blessed be the day you find the means to move
> someplace better.
Blessed be the day you could FIND someplace better at all. NoVa is among the nation's most desirable areas to live and work in. The biggest drawbacks here are the typical mid-summer humidity and the unhelpful background noise created by a few unreconstructed right-wing neanderthals. Most of those were shipped back to the hinterlands starting in the 70's so, but there are still a few misplaced and misguided straggler specimens to be found in the area.
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> Fairfax is comprised solely of misplaced
> transplants of every beleif system known, and piss
> poor freeway designers who love to over-implement
> merging lanes. Welcome to this shithole, and
> blessed be the day you find the means to move
> someplace better.
Blessed be the day you could FIND someplace better at all. NoVa is among the nation's most desirable areas to live and work in. The biggest drawbacks here are the typical mid-summer humidity and the unhelpful background noise created by a few unreconstructed right-wing neanderthals. Most of those were shipped back to the hinterlands starting in the 70's so, but there are still a few misplaced and misguided straggler specimens to be found in the area.
Re: Observations
Posted by:
NoVa Advisor
()
Date: June 15, 2014 08:45AM
west bound route 50 Wrote:
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> We have been over this many times. The urban
> dictionary sums it up.
This is one of the people who came to NoVa believing that stupid would not be a problem for him. Now he's very bitter and sleeps behind the lockers at the bus station. One day, he will be able to panhandle his way back to Nowheresville. Got in over his head, but he'll tell people that it was awful NoVa that was all to blame.
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> We have been over this many times. The urban
> dictionary sums it up.
This is one of the people who came to NoVa believing that stupid would not be a problem for him. Now he's very bitter and sleeps behind the lockers at the bus station. One day, he will be able to panhandle his way back to Nowheresville. Got in over his head, but he'll tell people that it was awful NoVa that was all to blame.
Re: Observations
Posted by:
highways to hell
()
Date: June 15, 2014 09:09AM
NoVa Advisor Wrote:
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> Blessed be the day you could FIND someplace better
> at all. NoVa is among the nation's most desirable
> areas to live and work in.
That's an incredibly provincial attitude. You haven't traveled much around the country, have you?
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> Blessed be the day you could FIND someplace better
> at all. NoVa is among the nation's most desirable
> areas to live and work in.
That's an incredibly provincial attitude. You haven't traveled much around the country, have you?
Re: Observations
Posted by:
No, not really
()
Date: June 15, 2014 12:16PM
NoVa Advisor Wrote:
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> NoVa is among the nation's most desirable
> areas to live and work in. The biggest drawbacks
> here are the typical mid-summer humidity and the
> unhelpful background noise created by a few
> unreconstructed right-wing neanderthals.
You're clearly either retarded or delusional
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> NoVa is among the nation's most desirable
> areas to live and work in. The biggest drawbacks
> here are the typical mid-summer humidity and the
> unhelpful background noise created by a few
> unreconstructed right-wing neanderthals.
You're clearly either retarded or delusional
Re: Observations
Posted by:
LIB-TARDZ LOLZ!
()
Date: June 15, 2014 12:19PM
No, not really Wrote:
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> NoVa Advisor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NoVa is among the nation's most desirable
> > areas to live and work in. The biggest
> drawbacks
> > here are the typical mid-summer humidity and
> the
> > unhelpful background noise created by a few
> > unreconstructed right-wing neanderthals.
>
> You're clearly either retarded or delusional
How about both? Delusional Retard.
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> NoVa Advisor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > NoVa is among the nation's most desirable
> > areas to live and work in. The biggest
> drawbacks
> > here are the typical mid-summer humidity and
> the
> > unhelpful background noise created by a few
> > unreconstructed right-wing neanderthals.
>
> You're clearly either retarded or delusional
How about both? Delusional Retard.