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Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Alli C ()
Date: June 14, 2014 08:24PM

Drove over to Trader Joe's today and was pleased to see Fast Eddies is gone. I'm pretty sure I caught lung cancer, athletes foot, and a STD just by stepping foot in this place for five minutes one time.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: an old manager ()
Date: June 15, 2014 06:53AM

the building or the signage is gone? new owners said they will make changes to the name, so it's probably just the same fast eddies with a paint job.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Texas Goober ()
Date: June 15, 2014 07:44AM

Renovation and "rebranding". Line dancing lessons will be at Toby Keith's in Woodbridge in the interim.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Shark Clubber ()
Date: June 16, 2014 07:07PM

Hopefully they will find a way to evict some of the old "disabled" codgers that set up shop at Fast Eddies on a daily basis and scared away the few appealing females that ever set foot in the place.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: death awaits me ()
Date: June 16, 2014 08:20PM

Looks like Fast Eddies Fairfax has also bitten the dust? Old ownership chased away some decent bartenders few years back and the place was never the same.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Pathetic ()
Date: June 16, 2014 09:32PM

Shark Clubber Wrote:
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> Hopefully they will find a way to evict some of
> the old "disabled" codgers that set up shop at
> Fast Eddies on a daily basis and scared away the
> few appealing females that ever set foot in the
> place.

Dude, if you're the type that needs to pick up chicks in a downscale billiards bar, you've got no chance to begin with.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: FHT37 ()
Date: June 16, 2014 09:35PM

Lived in centreville for 5 years....never set foot in that juke joint ONCE. Adios!

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Long Shot... ()
Date: June 16, 2014 09:57PM

Maybe some of the 70,000 or so other residents of Centreville did.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Date: June 16, 2014 10:04PM

That place fit Centreville perfectly. A shitty low class bar for shitty low class people

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: BallBreakers ()
Date: June 17, 2014 12:18AM

GerrytardRetardtardLOLz Wrote:
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> That place fit Centreville perfectly. A shitty low
> class bar for shitty low class people


It's a pool hall where people go to shoot pool and have a few drinks dumbass.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Vixis ()
Date: June 17, 2014 01:06AM

My hubby and I like pool, we were invited to the Fast Eddies in Fairfax...ONCE was bad enough! The smoking area was closed off but when the doors opened, that smoke stench waifed into the non smoking area. Not only that, the patrons were a bit much for us. Mostly biker types, the food was not that great. We live in Centreville and glad this place is gone, was not impressed.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: justcheckin ()
Date: June 17, 2014 08:30AM

OMG smoke ?! In a pool hall ?!

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Centreville Don ()
Date: June 17, 2014 02:49PM

GerrytardRetardtardLOLz Wrote:
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> That place fit Centreville perfectly. A shitty low
> class bar for shitty low class people


Fuck You retard. And do us a favor and stop eating the paint chips.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Geoff Edwards ()
Date: June 17, 2014 04:05PM

Grand opening June 20th (I think it was originally June 18th)...

Revolution - Pool and Bar

Old sign still up as of afternoon of 6/17/2014.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: June 17, 2014 09:37PM

BRING BACK THE USED BOOK STORE!!!

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: its_obvious ()
Date: June 17, 2014 10:41PM

There were too many black people that went there. Everyone knows black people will go in, only buy 1 drink and leave no tip.

Bar can't survive like that.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: UTPtX ()
Date: June 18, 2014 04:45AM

its_obvious Wrote:
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> There were too many black people that went there.
> Everyone knows black people will go in, only buy 1
> drink and leave no tip.
>
> Bar can't survive like that.


Like every other race doesn't do that too.

I can't wait until Obama is out of office, then you all can stop obsessing over black people. Wow.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: eFVtY ()
Date: June 18, 2014 05:27AM

UTPtX Wrote:
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> its_obvious Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > There were too many black people that went
> there.
> > Everyone knows black people will go in, only buy
> 1
> > drink and leave no tip.
> >
> > Bar can't survive like that.
>
>
> Like every other race doesn't do that too.
>
> I can't wait until Obama is out of office, then
> you all can stop obsessing over black people. Wow.


After Hillary wins, They will just be obsessing on women.....

They are just disturbed insignificant people who are scared of everything...........

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Bald Headed Bartender ()
Date: June 18, 2014 07:41PM

Negroes rarely tip or tip horribly and are most likely to be difficult or complain about almost anything to get a discount or comp.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: 3hKYp ()
Date: June 19, 2014 07:37AM

Bald Headed Bartender Wrote:
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> Negroes rarely tip or tip horribly and are most
> likely to be difficult or complain about almost
> anything to get a discount or comp.


this isnt true about everybody, some of my best tippers have been black. but you're not wrong that the stereotype can have some basis in reality. it may be a cultural thing. I actually find that older black men tip very well for good service and none or poorly for bad service, which is fine by me!

I really fucking hate when (any) people ask for comps, though, especially when you know they wont be tipping more than 5% if youre lucky. no motherfucker, you don't get a free drink and a free meal. I will say that young black men are the pretty much the only easily identifiable group where the individuals harrass' me for free stuff over and over and don't take a polite "no" for an answer, you have to tell them they're being cheap assholes around the fourth or fifth time or it will go on all night, when you know they WON'T be tipping you near enough to be worth your time explaining that things cost money.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: DiscoTryst ()
Date: June 19, 2014 08:13AM

it's the same shit employees at all the locations, i don't see why anybody thinks it's going to be different or better.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: nope010101010 ()
Date: June 19, 2014 08:22AM

BallBreakers Wrote:
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> GerrytardRetardtardLOLz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > That place fit Centreville perfectly. A shitty
> low
> > class bar for shitty low class people
>
>
> It's a pool hall where people go to shoot pool and
> have a few drinks dumbass.
it's manassas....with extra s.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Revolution ()
Date: January 08, 2015 04:18PM

Hello friends. The location you speak of is now under a New Owner. New Management and is called Revolution. Find us at facebook.com/revolutionva

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Tudd ()
Date: January 08, 2015 04:23PM

As long as Gerrytard doesn't go! He is an FN idiot....

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: fewfwefewfewfewfewfweewwe ()
Date: January 08, 2015 04:27PM

Bald Headed Bartender Wrote:
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> Negroes rarely tip or tip horribly and are most
> likely to be difficult or complain about almost
> anything to get a discount or comp.

Some not all.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: You sure ()
Date: January 08, 2015 08:04PM

Revolution Wrote:
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> Hello friends. The location you speak of is now
> under a New Owner. New Management and is called
> Revolution. Find us at facebook.com/revolutionva


You sure? Then why does it still say "Fast Eddies" outside the restaurant?

Change your damn sign please

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: AC cheapos ()
Date: January 08, 2015 08:04PM

I wish the owners of this place would get off this forum. The link drop isn't so bad but it's annoying as shit when they plant fake threads talking about how awesome they are.


Pay for an ad.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Black Betty ()
Date: January 24, 2015 04:09PM

I hope a negro punches you in the face

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Niko ()
Date: January 27, 2015 05:06PM

Someone's going to. But these Internet warriors never think twice about shutting the hell up when around Black people in real life.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Rocky Parrish ()
Date: March 03, 2015 11:38PM

Any updates on this shithole? I've got another new line of fake shoes and fashions I have to introduce.

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Re: Fast Eddies Centreville - worthless shit hole is no more!
Posted by: Ralph1 ()
Date: March 04, 2015 10:30AM

I went in there a couple of years ago and just wanted to shoot pool around lunch time. Waitress told me NO, a private party was scheduled. I saw maybe 6 cars in the parking lot out front. Who closes a complete bar/restaurant for a party? Were they expecting hundreds of patrons?

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