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What's in your wallet??
Posted by: FairfaxLurker ()
Date: July 30, 2019 02:56PM

What's in your wallet commercial is hilarious. We now know the answer. It's a hacker. Capital One was hacked exposing 100,000,000 peoples' accounts.

Enjoy!!

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: LOL...! ()
Date: July 30, 2019 06:32PM

Black Magic

Natch!

DAJAX Try My "Magic Pizza" ! LOL!
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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: SPS Sufferer ()
Date: July 30, 2019 06:43PM

LOL...! Wrote:
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> Black Magic
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> Natch!
>
> DAJAX Try My "Magic Pizza" ! LOL!


Bet that makes you feel like a "Big Man"

Suffering from "Small Penis Syndrome"

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: Black CauIk ()
Date: July 30, 2019 07:26PM

All I care about is a long black caulk.

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: mystery play ()
Date: July 30, 2019 07:32PM

SPS Sufferer Wrote:
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> LOL...! Wrote:
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> > Black Magic
> >
> > Natch!
> >
> > DAJAX Try My "Magic Pizza" ! LOL!
>
>
> Bet that makes you feel like a "Big Man"
>
> Suffering from "Small Penis Syndrome"

He'll be Your hero when there's bad guys around. BTW they're everywhere & you'll be his Bitch when he saves your life. I doubt your Registration Card for the Democratic Party is gonna help you. You could always summon Ralph Northum. He'll give you common sense support but we know how that ends, right?

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: LCP = GARBAGE ()
Date: July 30, 2019 09:23PM

I had both an LCP custom and a hi point CF 380. You'll never fucking guess which one was a jammomatic... Seriously, I abused the fuck nuts outta that hi point. Fired underwater, covered in sand, you name it. Not to mention the LCP was exactly three times the price, both used on Armslist... If you must have a "pocket rocket" that isn't a revolver, go with a seecamp. Runs like a top

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: Wallet carry ()
Date: July 30, 2019 09:37PM

Wallet carry is only effective when a mugger wants your wallet and is only armed with a knife. At gunpoint, you will still get shot before you level your sights. Whatever you do, NEVER carry on an empty chamber. That's a fucking dead man's gun

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: Fuck seecamp ()
Date: July 30, 2019 09:43PM

Beretta makes a series of tip up barrel pocket pistols. They have a .22 a .25 a .32 and s .380. They honestly beat the Walter PPK/S in my book. I love my 21a tomcat. Fuckin slick man.

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: Black CauIk ()
Date: July 30, 2019 09:45PM

No sheepskin in my wallet ever!

I am a an enthusiastic bottom and bareback is what I live for

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: 'scuse me ()
Date: July 30, 2019 09:53PM

Fuck seecamp Wrote:
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> Beretta makes a series of tip up barrel pocket
> pistols. They have a .22 a .25 a .32 and s .380.
> They honestly beat the Walter PPK/S in my book. I
> love my 21a BOBcat. Fuckin slick man.

I have the bobcat not the tomcat. I'm a .22 aficionado. At ten feet a 40 grain .22 has approximately the same ballistic force as a 50 grain 5.56 at battlefield ranges (300yds+ - their intended use). The .22 short was designed just before the civil war as the first metallic self defense cartridge. They scaled it up for the Henry for BATTLEFIELD USE. the rest is history. The caliber debate arose after those FBI agents in Florida demonstrated shitty marksmanship with low capacity revolvers. Thus, capacity > caliber. The keltec PMR30 is fucking insane too

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: First Rules ()
Date: July 30, 2019 10:06PM

Never bring a knife to a gunfight, a .380 beats a prayer and a 7-11 hot dog to throw or a liberal Democrats scream

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: The Biggest Problem I Have ()
Date: July 30, 2019 10:12PM

Is what to wear today LOL!

DAJAX
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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: Well I Dont Know About " Big" ()
Date: July 30, 2019 10:35PM

But I have been called "The Man" LOL!
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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: How Many Times ()
Date: July 30, 2019 10:51PM

Have I told you I was not "cool enough to be allowed in Penguin Feather And Truckers Stop ! Even thou my Truck Stop Grub Is So Great!

DAJAX Todays Cook No more "The Man" LOL! Been Smoking Pot ahh ? Step out of the ...LOL! How about a reunion of the busted and the busters ! Now old and grey toothless and mellow harmless !

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: wally ()
Date: July 30, 2019 11:12PM

I watched some documentary about these guys who were searching for soldiers killed in WW II. They were in Poland, I think. They'd find some remains and then try to get the guy identified for a proper burial.

Anyway, they found a fighter plane in some swamp area and the pilot's body was still inside and somehow it had been pretty well preserved. They found the guy's wallet and, you guessed it, dude had a couple of condoms in there.

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: Barely ()
Date: July 31, 2019 12:56AM

First Rules Wrote:
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> Never bring a knife to a gunfight, a .380 beats a
> prayer and a 7-11 hot dog to throw or a liberal
> Democrats scream


Just make sure your piece is reliable for gods sake. A jammed .380 absolutely doesn't beat a knife. I studied fencing for two fucking years at VAF and BJJ for three years at Capitol. I can fuck you up barehanded or with a sharp stick...

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: Them rooskies ()
Date: July 31, 2019 01:07AM

Them Russian know how to stab mark my words. Olympians. Parry counter 6. Parry 8. Lunge. Thrust. Score! So much love for Aleksander...

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: Fucking Olympians ()
Date: July 31, 2019 01:08AM

Ryjik! Ryjik! Ryjik!

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Re: What's in your wallet??
Posted by: Niet niet Soviet ()
Date: July 31, 2019 01:14AM

Da da America! Niet niet Soviet!

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