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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
I was at the George Mason Library on Little River Turnpike reading some threads on FFU when the diarrhea hit me. As is often the case, I only had about a 5 second warning. I ran from the computer station towards the bathroom, but was stopped by a librarian who scolded me for running. While she was explaining the library rules, the diarrhea started. Spurt after powerful spurt blanketed my shorts and the carpet while I stood there sobbing. The librarian quit her job on the spot.