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Brown monkey creature now living in my home!
Posted by: Is it too late? ()
Date: May 20, 2019 11:18AM

You read that right. Wife allowed a tall, scrawny AIDS vessel to reside under my room. Should I assume that he has inseminated all the females by now? Its been 48 hours. I expect the flat screen will be missing when I get home.

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Re: Brown monkey creature now living in my home!
Posted by: Get along with the ape ()
Date: May 20, 2019 11:39AM

Just take him to KFC and everything will be fine.

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Re: Brown monkey creature now living in my home!
Posted by: call the police ()
Date: May 20, 2019 11:42AM


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Re: Brown monkey creature now living in my home!
Posted by: Translator ()
Date: May 20, 2019 12:24PM

Seems like the little woman is sending you a message. Probably something about what a jerk you’re are.

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Re: Brown monkey creature now living in my home!
Posted by: nog knower ()
Date: May 20, 2019 01:01PM

Your dogs are definitely pregnant.

And anything potentially of value or pawnable is gone as of right now.

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