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A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: old smokey ()
Date: April 27, 2019 08:17AM

Yes , I got busted for flicking a butt when it was raining so no chace of starting a fire. I cannot pre-pay the fine, I have to appear in court the end of May. Max penalty is 1 year in jail and/or a 2500 dollar fine. I have no criminal record so I figure they wont put me in jail. Should I get a lawyer?

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Antiasshat ()
Date: April 27, 2019 08:57AM

Sounds kind of harsh for a cigarette. Are you sure you weren’t smoking marijuana?

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Antiasshat ()
Date: April 27, 2019 08:57AM

Sounds kind of harsh for a cigarette. Are you sure you weren’t smoking marijuana?

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Law Dog ()
Date: April 27, 2019 09:25AM

Good. I hate you fucking smokers throwing you butts everywhere. Several recent house fires were caused by you inconsiderate assholes throwing lit butts in mulch.

As for, should you get a lawyer? Fuck yes. If you stand a chance to go to jail, you better get a lawyer.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: good..... ()
Date: April 27, 2019 09:40AM

Law Dog Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Good. I hate you fucking smokers throwing you
> butts everywhere. Several recent house fires were
> caused by you inconsiderate assholes throwing lit
> butts in mulch.
>
> As for, should you get a lawyer? Fuck yes. If you
> stand a chance to go to jail, you better get a
> lawyer.


To add to that, cigarette butts have synthetic filters in them that do NOT break down. If your going to smoke in the car,muse the damn ash tray. I alasys find it funny that a tree hugging church of AGW liberal is always the first to litter

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: pall mall ()
Date: April 27, 2019 09:54AM

old smokey Wrote:
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> Yes , I got busted for flicking a butt when it was
> raining so no chace of starting a fire. I cannot
> pre-pay the fine, I have to appear in court the
> end of May. Max penalty is 1 year in jail and/or a
> 2500 dollar fine. I have no criminal record so I
> figure they wont put me in jail. Should I get a
> lawyer?

Probably a good idea to get a lawyer but if you cant afford it and you have a clean criminal and driving record the prosecutor will reduce the charge or the judge might dismiss it. You will probably end up with 200 in fines and court costs. If you get a lawyer its probably gonna be 500 for him.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: troll alert . ()
Date: April 27, 2019 09:55AM

old smokey Wrote:
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> Yes , I got busted for flicking a butt when it was
> raining so no chace of starting a fire. I cannot
> pre-pay the fine, I have to appear in court the
> end of May. Max penalty is 1 year in jail and/or a
> 2500 dollar fine. I have no criminal record so I
> figure they wont put me in jail. Should I get a
> lawyer?


Sounds like a troll post, but I will ask - What is the violation on the summons?

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Counsellor ()
Date: April 27, 2019 09:58AM

Speaking professionally here, only a dumbass would listen to other dumbasses on a bulletin board saying to go to court without a lawyer. Typically these are the type of people who end up spending a weekend in jail , thinking that their clean record means anything, then whine about how unfair the system is. All to save a few bucks.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Red Kia ()
Date: April 27, 2019 12:56PM

Counsellor Wrote:
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> Speaking professionally here, only a dumbass would
> listen to other dumbasses on a bulletin board
> saying to go to court without a lawyer. Typically
> these are the type of people who end up spending a
> weekend in jail , thinking that their clean record
> means anything, then whine about how unfair the
> system is. All to save a few bucks.


In Virginia they don't screw around when it comes to littering. I know a girl who got 5 days for throwing out a ciggy butt in Loudoun county.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: More publicity ()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:03PM

Red Kia Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Counsellor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Speaking professionally here, only a dumbass
> would
> > listen to other dumbasses on a bulletin board
> > saying to go to court without a lawyer.
> Typically
> > these are the type of people who end up spending
> a
> > weekend in jail , thinking that their clean
> record
> > means anything, then whine about how unfair the
> > system is. All to save a few bucks.
>
>
> In Virginia they don't screw around when it comes
> to littering. I know a girl who got 5 days for
> throwing out a ciggy butt in Loudoun county.


I am all for these strict littering laws but if nobody hears about the enforcement and penalties imposed nothing will change. Girl gets five days...first I've heard of it.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Fuck em ()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:03PM

Red Kia Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Counsellor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Speaking professionally here, only a dumbass
> would
> > listen to other dumbasses on a bulletin board
> > saying to go to court without a lawyer.
> Typically
> > these are the type of people who end up spending
> a
> > weekend in jail , thinking that their clean
> record
> > means anything, then whine about how unfair the
> > system is. All to save a few bucks.
>
>
> In Virginia they don't screw around when it comes
> to littering. I know a girl who got 5 days for
> throwing out a ciggy butt in Loudoun county.

Lets be real, in Va, the police are revenue generators. Nothing more nothing less. Its why they overreact with force when a real crime actually happens. Like bloodlust.

Its why I don't feel sad when one of their end of watch ends.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: yourmom ()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:11PM

Law Dog Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Good. I hate you fucking smokers throwing you
> butts everywhere. Several recent house fires were
> caused by you inconsiderate assholes throwing lit
> butts in mulch.
>
> As for, should you get a lawyer? Fuck yes. If you
> stand a chance to go to jail, you better get a
> lawyer.


This. I fucking hate it when people throw their cigarette butts out the window. Fuck all of you who do that.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Askerer of questions ()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:28PM

good..... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Law Dog Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Good. I hate you fucking smokers throwing you
> > butts everywhere. Several recent house fires
> were
> > caused by you inconsiderate assholes throwing
> lit
> > butts in mulch.
> >
> > As for, should you get a lawyer? Fuck yes. If
> you
> > stand a chance to go to jail, you better get a
> > lawyer.
>
>
> To add to that, cigarette butts have synthetic
> filters in them that do NOT break down. If your
> going to smoke in the car,muse the damn ash tray.
> I alasys find it funny that a tree hugging church
> of AGW liberal is always the first to litter

What if you smoke cigs what don't got no filters?

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: bullshit.. ()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:31PM

Red Kia Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Counsellor Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Speaking professionally here, only a dumbass
> would
> > listen to other dumbasses on a bulletin board
> > saying to go to court without a lawyer.
> Typically
> > these are the type of people who end up spending
> a
> > weekend in jail , thinking that their clean
> record
> > means anything, then whine about how unfair the
> > system is. All to save a few bucks.
>
>
> In Virginia they don't screw around when it comes
> to littering. I know a girl who got 5 days for
> throwing out a ciggy butt in Loudoun county.

There is no way in hell she got five days for littering. Either she was illegally dumping a pickup truck load or she had other charges/warrants

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Gayvid Blimmo. ()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:31PM

LIBS:


Smoke pole, spread AIDS=Good!
Smoke pot or crack, illegal, support organized crime & terrorists=BETTER!

Smoke cigs, legal, your business=Ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-d!
Smoke e-cigs, legal, your business, no harm done=WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


More PROOF of liberals stupidity, hypocrisy & support for terrorists.

WHY do liberals support coddling minority criminals?
WHY do liberals support the spread of AIDS?
WHY do liberals support terrorists?

WHY???
WHY????
WHY?????

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: riiiiiiggt ()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:32PM

Askerer of questions Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> good..... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Law Dog Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Good. I hate you fucking smokers throwing you
> > > butts everywhere. Several recent house fires
> > were
> > > caused by you inconsiderate assholes throwing
> > lit
> > > butts in mulch.
> > >
> > > As for, should you get a lawyer? Fuck yes. If
> > you
> > > stand a chance to go to jail, you better get
> a
> > > lawyer.
> >
> >
> > To add to that, cigarette butts have synthetic
> > filters in them that do NOT break down. If your
> > going to smoke in the car,muse the damn ash
> tray.
> > I alasys find it funny that a tree hugging
> church
> > of AGW liberal is always the first to litter
>
> What if you smoke cigs what don't got no filters?

name one..

I can, but I'm asking you

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Red Kia ()
Date: April 27, 2019 01:57PM

bullshit.. Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Red Kia Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Counsellor Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Speaking professionally here, only a dumbass
> > would
> > > listen to other dumbasses on a bulletin board
> > > saying to go to court without a lawyer.
> > Typically
> > > these are the type of people who end up
> spending
> > a
> > > weekend in jail , thinking that their clean
> > record
> > > means anything, then whine about how unfair
> the
> > > system is. All to save a few bucks.
> >
> >
> > In Virginia they don't screw around when it
> comes
> > to littering. I know a girl who got 5 days for
> > throwing out a ciggy butt in Loudoun county.
>
> There is no way in hell she got five days for
> littering. Either she was illegally dumping a
> pickup truck load or she had other
> charges/warrants


No but she was on probation from a hit and run plea bargain.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Askerer of questions ()
Date: April 27, 2019 02:02PM

riiiiiiggt Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Askerer of questions Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > good..... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Law Dog Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Good. I hate you fucking smokers throwing
> you
> > > > butts everywhere. Several recent house
> fires
> > > were
> > > > caused by you inconsiderate assholes
> throwing
> > > lit
> > > > butts in mulch.
> > > >
> > > > As for, should you get a lawyer? Fuck yes.
> If
> > > you
> > > > stand a chance to go to jail, you better
> get
> > a
> > > > lawyer.
> > >
> > >
> > > To add to that, cigarette butts have
> synthetic
> > > filters in them that do NOT break down. If
> your
> > > going to smoke in the car,muse the damn ash
> > tray.
> > > I alasys find it funny that a tree hugging
> > church
> > > of AGW liberal is always the first to litter
> >
> > What if you smoke cigs what don't got no
> filters?
>
> name one..
>
> I can, but I'm asking you



Can you really name all the guys whose poles you smoked? Can you name even one?

Camel
Pall Mall
Lucky Strike
Chesterfield (kings and regular)


Gauloise bout uni (not the disque bleu, moron)
Export plain "Gold Standard" (the original James BOnd cigarette)


There's six for your gay ass, moron. How's that?

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Smokey Joe ()
Date: April 27, 2019 02:13PM

The perp should be made to pick up all the cig butts around intersections with long red lighs plenty of that filth to be cleaned up. Its bad enough to pollute your own body with that poison. Actually I don't care what you do to yourself but don't litter or subject me to your second hand smoke stench. You smokers are nasty and an iron lung is in your future if not OCPD or heart disease or cancer. Light em up dumbasses. Lol.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Thilly Thavage ()
Date: April 27, 2019 02:20PM

I much prefer thmoking pole to thigaretth!

Beathtth

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Public Humiliation ()
Date: April 27, 2019 02:25PM

Smokey Joe Wrote:
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> The perp should be made to pick up all the cig
> butts around intersections with long red lighs
> plenty of that filth to be cleaned up. Its bad
> enough to pollute your own body with that poison.
> Actually I don't care what you do to yourself but
> don't litter or subject me to your second hand
> smoke stench. You smokers are nasty and an iron
> lung is in your future if not OCPD or heart
> disease or cancer. Light em up dumbasses. Lol.

Money means nothing to people around here. Penalize people by forcing them to give up their time and publicly shame them.

Litter = you get put on clean-up duty

Speed = you get to stand on the side of the road holding a sign with the posted speed limit of that road

Speed in a school zone = you just got yourself crosswalk duty

Run red light = you get to stand at the intersection with a sign that you turn from green to red as the light changes

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: ping D ()
Date: April 27, 2019 02:25PM

Cops always do that shit. Years ago I slugged a guy in Hard Times cause he touched my girls butt. It was a total sucker punch and I knocked out a chicklet. They charged me with attempted murder. The lawyer got it down to disorderly conduct. I got a fine and 30 days 29 suspended. My one day was time served the night I got arrested. I was in jail for like 14 hours total.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Chad&Brads ()
Date: April 27, 2019 02:44PM

What was the officer’s name? There is one cop is Fairfax that does this to everyone who flicks cigs in his path. I’m pretty sure it’s the same cop who got me. I ended up pleading guilty and just had to pay a $250, about the same cost as getting flashed by a speed trap in dc. Make sure you go to court tho, you don’t want a warrant for something silly like this. Also got a nice little lecture by the judge. But don’t worry, won’t effect employment or you trying to find a job either

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: JohnHoffman ()
Date: April 27, 2019 03:15PM

PSA to all you cig smokers:
You smell like refried shit
You litter and pollute public areas, get the fuck away from entrances and exits you selfish smelly fucks.
Youre all bipolar and act like fiends when its been too long between cigs.
You gotta take breaks from work every 15 mins while everyone else have to cover your smelly ass.
You When youre 40 n look like a sack of shit potatos and cant breathe, I will be there to laugh at you. Hell Ill even smoke one and blow it in your stupid face.
Hopefully you will die before collecting too much disability, Why TF do we have to pay for your dumbassery.
Did I already say you smell?

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: you niggas... ()
Date: April 27, 2019 04:27PM

OP is long gone, never cited VAC or anything under 18.2 - clearly bullshit post.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Suuuuuuure op ()
Date: April 27, 2019 06:32PM

Suuuuure. I’m sure that’s why he pulled you over.
U were probably an asshole

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Barry Sotero Ciggggs my nigggg ()
Date: April 27, 2019 06:34PM

JohnHoffman Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> PSA to all you cig smokers:
> You smell like refried shit
> You litter and pollute public areas, get the fuck
> away from entrances and exits you selfish smelly
> fucks.
> Youre all bipolar and act like fiends when its
> been too long between cigs.
> You gotta take breaks from work every 15 mins
> while everyone else have to cover your smelly
> ass.
> You When youre 40 n look like a sack of shit
> potatos and cant breathe, I will be there to laugh
> at you. Hell Ill even smoke one and blow it in
> your stupid face.
> Hopefully you will die before collecting too much
> disability, Why TF do we have to pay for your
> dumbassery.
> Did I already say you smell?

When hussein Obama would give his long ass bullshit state addresses, you could see and hear his nic fit manifest. His lips would get darker....
Too bad he goin to prison with Comey!

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Dumbass libtards ()
Date: April 27, 2019 08:04PM

Cop should've shot you dead and saved you the trouble asshole.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: oblivious .... ()
Date: April 27, 2019 08:24PM

Red Kia Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> bullshit.. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Red Kia Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Counsellor Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Speaking professionally here, only a
> dumbass
> > > would
> > > > listen to other dumbasses on a bulletin
> board
> > > > saying to go to court without a lawyer.
> > > Typically
> > > > these are the type of people who end up
> > spending
> > > a
> > > > weekend in jail , thinking that their clean
> > > record
> > > > means anything, then whine about how unfair
> > the
> > > > system is. All to save a few bucks.
> > >
> > >
> > > In Virginia they don't screw around when it
> > comes
> > > to littering. I know a girl who got 5 days
> for
> > > throwing out a ciggy butt in Loudoun county.
> >
> > There is no way in hell she got five days for
> > littering. Either she was illegally dumping a
> > pickup truck load or she had other
> > charges/warrants
>
>
> No but she was on probation from a hit and run
> plea bargain.


I bet you don't see the connection

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: here's your sign... ()
Date: April 27, 2019 08:27PM

Askerer of questions Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> riiiiiiggt Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Askerer of questions Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > good..... Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Law Dog Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Good. I hate you fucking smokers throwing
> > you
> > > > > butts everywhere. Several recent house
> > fires
> > > > were
> > > > > caused by you inconsiderate assholes
> > throwing
> > > > lit
> > > > > butts in mulch.
> > > > >
> > > > > As for, should you get a lawyer? Fuck
> yes.
> > If
> > > > you
> > > > > stand a chance to go to jail, you better
> > get
> > > a
> > > > > lawyer.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > To add to that, cigarette butts have
> > synthetic
> > > > filters in them that do NOT break down. If
> > your
> > > > going to smoke in the car,muse the damn ash
> > > tray.
> > > > I alasys find it funny that a tree hugging
> > > church
> > > > of AGW liberal is always the first to
> litter
> > >
> > > What if you smoke cigs what don't got no
> > filters?
> >
> > name one..
> >
> > I can, but I'm asking you
>
>
>
> Can you really name all the guys whose poles you
> smoked? Can you name even one?
>
> Camel
> Pall Mall
> Lucky Strike
> Chesterfield (kings and regular)
>
>
> Gauloise bout uni (not the disque bleu, moron)
> Export plain "Gold Standard" (the original James
> BOnd cigarette)
>
>
> There's six for your gay ass, moron. How's that?


That rich, it only took your gay ass 30 minutes to answer the question. All you did was prove you can use google. Dumbass.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: White lives matter a little ()
Date: April 27, 2019 08:39PM

DWW- Driving While White

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Askerer of questions ()
Date: April 27, 2019 09:13PM

here's your sign... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Askerer of questions Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > riiiiiiggt Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Askerer of questions Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > good..... Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Law Dog Wrote:
> > > > >
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > >
> > > > > -----
> > > > > > Good. I hate you fucking smokers
> throwing
> > > you
> > > > > > butts everywhere. Several recent house
> > > fires
> > > > > were
> > > > > > caused by you inconsiderate assholes
> > > throwing
> > > > > lit
> > > > > > butts in mulch.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > As for, should you get a lawyer? Fuck
> > yes.
> > > If
> > > > > you
> > > > > > stand a chance to go to jail, you
> better
> > > get
> > > > a
> > > > > > lawyer.
> > > > >
> > > > >
> > > > > To add to that, cigarette butts have
> > > synthetic
> > > > > filters in them that do NOT break down.
> If
> > > your
> > > > > going to smoke in the car,muse the damn
> ash
> > > > tray.
> > > > > I alasys find it funny that a tree
> hugging
> > > > church
> > > > > of AGW liberal is always the first to
> > litter
> > > >
> > > > What if you smoke cigs what don't got no
> > > filters?
> > >
> > > name one..
> > >
> > > I can, but I'm asking you
> >
> >
> >
> > Can you really name all the guys whose poles
> you
> > smoked? Can you name even one?
> >
> > Camel
> > Pall Mall
> > Lucky Strike
> > Chesterfield (kings and regular)
> >
> >
> > Gauloise bout uni (not the disque bleu, moron)
> > Export plain "Gold Standard" (the original
> James
> > BOnd cigarette)
> >
> >
> > There's six for your gay ass, moron. How's
> that?
>
>
> That rich, it only took your gay ass 30 minutes to
> answer the question. All you did was prove you can
> use google. Dumbass.


No, stupid gay fuck, it means I had other threads to troll besides this one. J You rump rangers are all alike; you think the world revolves around you & everybody drops what they're doing to cater to your wide open gay ass. Only your butt buddy does that. Those of us who aren't fudge packers like you have work to do. Now go back to your gay kiddie porn.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Quoted poster is a gay Bozo ()
Date: April 27, 2019 09:18PM

JohnHoffman Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> PSA to all you cig smokers:
> You smell like refried shit
> You litter and pollute public areas, get the fuck
> away from entrances and exits you selfish smelly
> fucks.
> Youre all bipolar and act like fiends when its
> been too long between cigs.
> You gotta take breaks from work every 15 mins
> while everyone else have to cover your smelly
> ass.
> You When youre 40 n look like a sack of shit
> potatos and cant breathe, I will be there to laugh
> at you. Hell Ill even smoke one and blow it in
> your stupid face.
> Hopefully you will die before collecting too much
> disability, Why TF do we have to pay for your
> dumbassery.
> Did I already say you smell?


PSA to all pole smokers like this 1:

You smell like stale cum.
You parade your pickle smoking in everybody's face.
Tellyawhat: You mind your business & I'll mind mine.
You don't even know what gender you are and want to use the GIRLS room to pee.
You gotta let everybody know you're a guy in panties.
By the time you're 30, you'll be withered from AIDS.
I'll laugh at your reamed ass & tell you "I TOLD YOU SO"
Why should my taxes pay the price of packing fudge?
Did I already say you smell like stale cum and shit?

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: pnt09 ()
Date: April 27, 2019 09:21PM

old smokey Wrote:
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> Yes , I got busted for flicking a butt when it was
> raining so no chace of starting a fire. I cannot
> pre-pay the fine, I have to appear in court the
> end of May. Max penalty is 1 year in jail and/or a
> 2500 dollar fine. I have no criminal record so I
> figure they wont put me in jail. Should I get a
> lawyer?

Good.

If it were up to me discarding lit or unlit butts would be a capital offense. Immediate summary execution.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: bungabunga ()
Date: April 27, 2019 09:22PM

Fuck em Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Red Kia Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Counsellor Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Speaking professionally here, only a dumbass
> > would
> > > listen to other dumbasses on a bulletin board
> > > saying to go to court without a lawyer.
> > Typically
> > > these are the type of people who end up
> spending
> > a
> > > weekend in jail , thinking that their clean
> > record
> > > means anything, then whine about how unfair
> the
> > > system is. All to save a few bucks.
> >
> >
> > In Virginia they don't screw around when it
> comes
> > to littering. I know a girl who got 5 days for
> > throwing out a ciggy butt in Loudoun county.
>
> Lets be real, in Va, the police are revenue
> generators. Nothing more nothing less. Its why
> they overreact with force when a real crime
> actually happens. Like bloodlust.
>
> Its why I don't feel sad when one of their end of
> watch ends.


The cops never seem to find missing kids or keep people safe from predators but they know how to sniff out a 1 day over tag like a bloodhound.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Red Kia ()
Date: April 27, 2019 09:26PM

oblivious .... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Red Kia Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > bullshit.. Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Red Kia Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Counsellor Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Speaking professionally here, only a
> > dumbass
> > > > would
> > > > > listen to other dumbasses on a bulletin
> > board
> > > > > saying to go to court without a lawyer.
> > > > Typically
> > > > > these are the type of people who end up
> > > spending
> > > > a
> > > > > weekend in jail , thinking that their
> clean
> > > > record
> > > > > means anything, then whine about how
> unfair
> > > the
> > > > > system is. All to save a few bucks.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > In Virginia they don't screw around when it
> > > comes
> > > > to littering. I know a girl who got 5 days
> > for
> > > > throwing out a ciggy butt in Loudoun
> county.
> > >
> > > There is no way in hell she got five days for
> > > littering. Either she was illegally dumping a
> > > pickup truck load or she had other
> > > charges/warrants
> >
> >
> > No but she was on probation from a hit and run
> > plea bargain.
>
>
> I bet you don't see the connection


I know that you get trolled way too easy.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: good, you are a POS ()
Date: April 27, 2019 10:53PM

old smokey Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Yes , I got busted for flicking a butt when it was
> raining so no chace of starting a fire. I cannot
> pre-pay the fine, I have to appear in court the
> end of May. Max penalty is 1 year in jail and/or a
> 2500 dollar fine. I have no criminal record so I
> figure they wont put me in jail. Should I get a
> lawyer?

ha fucking ha....you deserve to have the book thrown at you. go throw your filthy butts in your own yard. White trash piece of shit!!! you will get 2450 of the fine suspended and all the jail time suspended, sadly. I report all you shit bags that do this.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Idk2222 ()
Date: April 27, 2019 11:04PM

Did he pick up the cigarette to get your DNA? How can he prove it was you... His camera probably didn't even pick it up. I would have denied it. I also hate people who smoke in their cars. Even with my windows up the smoke smell seeps into my car. Its pretty rude.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: JHCYS ()
Date: April 28, 2019 01:06AM

Idk2222 Wrote:
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>
>
>
> also hate people who smoke in their cars. Even
> with my windows up the smoke smell seeps into my
> car. Its pretty rude.


Then ride Uber or the bus, moron.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: JXNCB ()
Date: April 28, 2019 01:08AM

pnt09 Wrote:
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> old
> >
> Good.
>
> If it were up to me discarding lit or unlit butts
> would be a capital offense. Immediate summary
> execution.


Well it's not up to your sorry, gay ass, so sit the fuck down, and shut the fuck up. If you don't like the smell of my SEE-gar,don't breathe or go somewhere fucking else, butt pirate.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: likely excuse ()
Date: April 28, 2019 01:19AM

Askerer of questions Wrote:
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>
>
>
> No, stupid gay fuck, it means I had other threads
> to troll besides this one. J You rump rangers
> are all alike; you think the world revolves around
> you & everybody drops what they're doing to cater
> to your wide open gay ass. Only your butt buddy
> does that. Those of us who aren't fudge packers
> like you have work to do. Now go back to your gay
> kiddie porn.



Jesus what a dumb fuck. You admit you are a troll. Hovering over a tread waiting for the response is what trolls do. They also lie about having other shit to do while they Google all the crap the need for trolling. And nice throwing the gay kiddie porn in there. That's called projecting you ignorant dumb fuck.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Give a hoot ()
Date: April 28, 2019 08:23AM

old smokey Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Yes , I got busted for flicking a butt when it was
> raining so no chace of starting a fire. I cannot
> pre-pay the fine, I have to appear in court the
> end of May. Max penalty is 1 year in jail and/or a
> 2500 dollar fine. I have no criminal record so I
> figure they wont put me in jail. Should I get a
> lawyer?

So, you think you can toss your trash in public as you wish? That seems very entitled. What do you do with a soda can? Just out the window and on the street for someone else to clean up? Leaving your mess for the taxpayer is self-centered.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Sir Walter Raleigh’s nephew ()
Date: April 28, 2019 09:35AM

Smokers are should just be shot on the spot. Since obviously they started a habit that they know will kill them, why wait 30 years for the lung cancer to kick in.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Hovtday ()
Date: April 28, 2019 09:36AM

A- cops are looking for a reason to engage civilians, all day. They actually get paid for that.
2. If you violate the law, you open the door for the police to put you under the microscope.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Askerer of questions ()
Date: April 28, 2019 10:03AM

likely excuse Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Askerer of questions Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> >
> >
> > No, stupid gay fuck, it means I had other
> threads
> > to troll besides this one. J You rump rangers
> > are all alike; you think the world revolves
> around
> > you & everybody drops what they're doing to
> cater
> > to your wide open gay ass. Only your butt
> buddy
> > does that. Those of us who aren't fudge
> packers
> > like you have work to do. Now go back to your
> gay
> > kiddie porn.
>
>
>
> Jesus what a dumb fuck. You admit you are a troll.
> Hovering over a tread waiting for the response is
> what trolls do. They also lie about having other
> shit to do while they Google all the crap the need
> for trolling. And nice throwing the gay kiddie
> porn in there. That's called projecting you
> ignorant dumb fuck.


What a CAPITAL D-U-M-B F-U-C-K; DUMB FUCK. Don't tell me how to troll. I don't tell you how to smoke pole; you don't tell me how to troll. I wouldn't know how to smoke pole, anyhow, since I'm not a rump ranger like you are.

Now aren't you late for your NAMBLA meeting?

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Militant Cig Smoker ()
Date: April 28, 2019 10:07AM

Give a hoot Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> old smokey Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Yes , I got busted for flicking a butt when it
> was
> > raining so no chace of starting a fire. I
> cannot
> > pre-pay the fine, I have to appear in court the
> > end of May. Max penalty is 1 year in jail and/or
> a
> > 2500 dollar fine. I have no criminal record so
> I
> > figure they wont put me in jail. Should I get a
> > lawyer?
>
> So, you think you can toss your trash in public as
> you wish? That seems very entitled. What do you do
> with a soda can? Just out the window and on the
> street for someone else to clean up? Leaving your
> mess for the taxpayer is self-centered.


YES I CAN! SI, SE PUEDE! I can toss my trash anywhere I want to and I do! Yup, I toss my beer cans right out the window so somebody else can clean up after me. I pay taxes for this shit, so I'm going to take advantage.

So I'm going to toss my cig butts on the street and anybody who doesn't like it can lump it.


What a bunch of whiny butt pirates? Don't you have anything more important to complain about?

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: NXJDT ()
Date: April 28, 2019 10:08AM

Sir Walter Raleigh’s nephew Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> pickle Smokers are should just be shot on the spot. Since
> obviously they started a habit that they know will
> kill them, why wait 30a few years for the lung cancer
> AIDS to kick in.




FIFY

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: not a butt flicker ()
Date: April 28, 2019 10:46AM

FCPD has a big push to stop butt flickers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=30&v=4vxRr7XWLB8

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Smokec it good ()
Date: April 28, 2019 03:14PM

Light em dumb dumb fucks. Hopefully you will check out long before you can collect social security or medicare. That's more for the rest of us. So keep huffing the smoke dickweeds, enjoy your last breath

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Fjshsj ()
Date: April 28, 2019 03:29PM

Great! Shoulda tasered your littering ass too. Who the fuck still smokes anymore anyway? A smoker, litterer and self-righteous dick- stay classy, asshole!

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: JU ()
Date: April 28, 2019 03:57PM

My doctor recommends Camel cigarettes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKMn-_aQoPk

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Freud says ()
Date: April 28, 2019 05:52PM

Askerer of questions Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> likely excuse Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Askerer of questions Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > No, stupid gay fuck, it means I had other
> > threads
> > > to troll besides this one. J You rump
> rangers
> > > are all alike; you think the world revolves
> > around
> > > you & everybody drops what they're doing to
> > cater
> > > to your wide open gay ass. Only your butt
> > buddy
> > > does that. Those of us who aren't fudge
> > packers
> > > like you have work to do. Now go back to
> your
> > gay
> > > kiddie porn.
> >
> >
> >
> > Jesus what a dumb fuck. You admit you are a
> troll.
> > Hovering over a tread waiting for the response
> is
> > what trolls do. They also lie about having
> other
> > shit to do while they Google all the crap the
> need
> > for trolling. And nice throwing the gay kiddie
> > porn in there. That's called projecting you
> > ignorant dumb fuck.
>
>
> What a CAPITAL D-U-M-B F-U-C-K; DUMB FUCK. Don't
> tell me how to troll. I don't tell you how to
> smoke pole; you don't tell me how to troll. I
> wouldn't know how to smoke pole, anyhow, since I'm
> not a rump ranger like you are.
>
> Now aren't you late for your NAMBLA meeting?


Project much? You must be Gerrys gay protector with your OBVIOUS pole smoking.

what a colossal D-U-M-B A-S-S F-U-C-K

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Askerer of questions ()
Date: April 28, 2019 07:36PM

Freud says Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Askerer of questions Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > likely excuse Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Askerer of questions Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > No, stupid gay fuck, it means I had other
> > > threads
> > > > to troll besides this one. J You rump
> > rangers
> > > > are all alike; you think the world revolves
> > > around
> > > > you & everybody drops what they're doing to
> > > cater
> > > > to your wide open gay ass. Only your butt
> > > buddy
> > > > does that. Those of us who aren't fudge
> > > packers
> > > > like you have work to do. Now go back to
> > your
> > > gay
> > > > kiddie porn.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Jesus what a dumb fuck. You admit you are a
> > troll.
> > > Hovering over a tread waiting for the
> response
> > is
> > > what trolls do. They also lie about having
> > other
> > > shit to do while they Google all the crap the
> > need
> > > for trolling. And nice throwing the gay
> kiddie
> > > porn in there. That's called projecting you
> > > ignorant dumb fuck.
> >
> >
> > What a CAPITAL D-U-M-B F-U-C-K; DUMB FUCK.
> Don't
> > tell me how to troll. I don't tell you how to
> > smoke pole; you don't tell me how to troll. I
> > wouldn't know how to smoke pole, anyhow, since
> I'm
> > not a rump ranger like you are.
> >
> > Now aren't you late for your NAMBLA meeting?
>
>
> Project much? You must be Gerrys gay protector
> with your OBVIOUS pole smoking.
>
> what a colossal D-U-M-B A-S-S F-U-C-K


Awwwww, whassamadddda? did the projector at your NAMBLA meeting break down & U didn't get 2 watch more gay kiddie porn movies? Poor widdwe pedo. Lucky 4 U Gerry's 1st in line 4 Bubba & Bubba don't care if U smell like a goat or a sheep. So U & Bruthie & Thedric can have a few more circle jerks 2 gay kiddie porn B4 Bubba comes looking 4 U.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: FFSNE ()
Date: April 28, 2019 07:37PM

Fjshsj Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Great! Shoulda tasered your littering ass too. Who
> the fuck still smokes anymore anyway? A smoker,
> litterer and self-righteous dick- stay classy,
> asshole!


Take your self-righteous pretense somewhere else, buttwipe. nobody here wants to hear it.

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: mahdi key aches muk mud ()
Date: April 28, 2019 07:54PM

fuck the Police and everything but

only a white person would throw a cigarette butt out of a window

which means you could be black as manute bol and still be a white boy

people throwing cigarette butts have no respect for the land and have lost all knowledge of themselves

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: This guy HAS to be gay ()
Date: April 28, 2019 08:30PM

mahdi key aches muk mud Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> fuck the Police and everything but
>
> only a white person would throw a cigarette butt
> out of a window
>
> which means you could be black as manute bol and
> still be a white boy
>
> people throwing cigarette butts have no respect
> for the land and have lost all knowledge of
> themselves


Where did we get him from, anyhow?

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: Cynical ()
Date: April 30, 2019 10:31AM

FCpd have been cracking down on this over the years, I was also a butt flicker. The reason being, when you flick a cig out of the car window you have no control to where it goes. Yes, 90% of the time a car will run over it and it’ll be the end of it but there’s always that small chance that it can flick off a bridge onto oncoming traffic and cause chaos. Also brush fires happen more rarely then you think. I’ve learned my lesson and I now keep a half empty water bottle in my car as an ashtray. You should do the same,

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Re: A cop on the Fairfax county parkway saw me flick a cigarette butt out the window and charged me with a class 1 misdemeanor
Posted by: sofa king gay, ()
Date: April 30, 2019 08:36PM

Seems gay.

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