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Best Farms in Fairfax?
Posted by: The Sunshine Practice ()
Date: April 24, 2019 09:59AM

Would love to find some fresh produce, where are the best farms in Fairfax?

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Re: Best Farms in Fairfax?
Posted by: You're an ass ()
Date: April 24, 2019 10:03AM


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Re: Best Farms in Fairfax?
Posted by: Oak Hill resident ()
Date: April 24, 2019 11:04AM

The Sunshine Practice Wrote:
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> Would love to find some fresh produce, where are
> the best farms in Fairfax?


Franklin Farm

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Re: Best Farms in Fairfax?
Posted by: Christopher Guest ()
Date: April 24, 2019 03:40PM

Spinal Tap - Sex Farm

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
And poking your hay.

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
I'm leaving my spray.

Sex farm woman
I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman
I'll rake and mow you down.
Sex farm woman

Don't you see my silo risin' high.
Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering your livestock
They know what I need.

Working up a hot sweat
I'm scratching in your pea patch
Plowing through your bean field
Planting my seed.

Sex farm woman
I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman
I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman

Don't you feel my tractor rumbling by
By, by, by.

Working on a sex farm
Wolfing down some cornbread
I'm turning on the TV
Joining the grange.

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Re: Best Farms in Fairfax?
Posted by: Cocks Farms ()
Date: April 24, 2019 04:30PM

The Sunshine Practice Wrote:
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> Would love to find some fresh produce, where are
> the best farms in Fairfax?

Not COX Farms-they are full of niggers.

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Re: Best Farms in Fairfax?
Posted by: “Farmers Market” ()
Date: April 24, 2019 08:05PM

Most “farmers markets” are just resellers.
They don’t grow shit.
They buy from all the farmers down south at auctions, tell you it’s “organic” and you pay 4x more than the exact same produce at Shoppers.
Wake up!

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Re: Best Farms in Fairfax?
Posted by: What year is it ()
Date: April 25, 2019 10:20PM

The Sunshine Practice Wrote:
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> Would love to find some fresh produce, where are
> the best farms in Fairfax?


There aren't any "farms" in Fairfax anymore. Haven't been in years.

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Re: Best Farms in Fairfax?
Posted by: urban nasties ()
Date: April 25, 2019 10:32PM

I'll pay extra if it's not grown around NoVA

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