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Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Hungry Fucker ()
Date: January 31, 2018 06:32PM

Time to get your lobster on at Red Lobster!

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Sea Roaches ()
Date: January 31, 2018 06:36PM

America, Fuck Yeah!

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: LoQuisa ()
Date: January 31, 2018 06:42PM

I gots to have my skrimps!

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: F to the Yeah ()
Date: January 31, 2018 11:10PM

Does that include lobster nachos? If so, count me in

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Red Lobster Sucks Ass ()
Date: February 01, 2018 01:17AM

No thanks, I don’t want to eat at a shithole filled with niggers yelling “more skrimps”.

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Too many niggers ()
Date: February 01, 2018 02:24AM

The Woodbridge location has way too many niggers just ordering water and endless cheddar biscuits.
They are loud and wear many bright colors in this habitat.

Is the Fairfax jungle red lobster similar?

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Gimme More Skrimps!!! ()
Date: February 01, 2018 03:14AM

They are all the same. White people know it’s shit seafood.

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Gimme Mo Free Skrimps! ()
Date: February 01, 2018 03:19AM

Red Lobster Sucks Ass Wrote:
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> No thanks, I don’t want to eat at a shithole
> filled with niggers yelling “more skrimps”.
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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: No tips for the servers ()
Date: February 01, 2018 09:41AM

Hungry Fucker Wrote:
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> Time to get your lobster on at Red Lobster!


Nogs love Red Lobster

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: ^^^ Taking dumb to new heights ()
Date: February 01, 2018 09:42AM

Is this some sort of asshole enlistment center?

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Head Hunter ()
Date: February 01, 2018 09:52AM

^^^ Taking dumb to new heights Wrote:
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> Is this some sort of asshole enlistment center?


Yes, and thank you for being a Charter Member

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Taking dumb to new heights ()
Date: February 01, 2018 10:23AM

^^^ You'll probably get better at this by the time you're 11 or 12. Of course, it doesn't always work that way.

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Honky-ass losers ()
Date: February 01, 2018 10:25AM

No tips for the servers Wrote:
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> Nogs love Red Lobster

Well, they can afford it and you can't.

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Too many niggers ()
Date: February 01, 2018 10:40AM

Afford red lobster?
I just mentioned how you wooly haired animals just order water and eat free biscuits.

Stay in your own shitholes like SE DC....
you don’t belong in eating establishments that have utensils.

Niggggs gunnna nigggg!

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Head Hunter ()
Date: February 01, 2018 10:50AM

Taking dumb to new heights Wrote:
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> ^^^ You'll probably get better at this by the time
> you're 11 or 12. Of course, it doesn't always
> work that way.


You mad?

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Honky-ass losers ()
Date: February 01, 2018 11:00AM

Too many niggers Wrote:
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> Afford red lobster? I just mentioned how you wooly haired animals just
> order water and eat free biscuits.

Sadly, all of that was just more typical broke-ass honky dumbfuck bullshit. Don't think we can't tell.

> Stay in your own shitholes like SE DC....

LOL! Since you are too afraid ever to go there, I'll have to explain that SE DC is actually another upscale area that the likes of you simply can't afford to live in. What you mean of course is the part of SE DC that's on the far side of the Anacostia River, but even that is growing ever further beyond your meager ability to pay.

> you don’t belong in eating establishments that have utensils.

The most important utensil of course is a solid credit rating. That's something you worthless honky super-turds will never ever have.

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: NiggerWhipper 5000 mechanic ()
Date: February 01, 2018 12:54PM

Nigga please.

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Sheinbein II ()
Date: February 01, 2018 01:00PM

"Southeast DC" and "upscale" should never be used in the same sentence. I'll stay on this side of the river and keep my body bullet free.

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Of course HE wouldn't live there ()
Date: February 01, 2018 01:13PM

Honky-ass losers Wrote:
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> Too many niggers Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Afford red lobster? I just mentioned how you
> wooly haired animals just
> > order water and eat free biscuits.
>
> Sadly, all of that was just more typical broke-ass
> honky dumbfuck bullshit. Don't think we can't
> tell.
>
> > Stay in your own shitholes like SE DC....
>
> LOL! Since you are too afraid ever to go there,
> I'll have to explain that SE DC is actually
> another upscale area that the likes of you simply
> can't afford to live in. What you mean of course
> is the part of SE DC that's on the far side of the
> Anacostia River, but even that is growing ever
> further beyond your meager ability to pay.
>
> > you don’t belong in eating establishments that
> have utensils.
>
> The most important utensil of course is a solid
> credit rating. That's something you worthless
> honky super-turds will never ever have.


^ Vienna Asshole bought some crappy property there 20 years ago expecting to flip it before his old ass died. Still stuck with it. lol!

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Soul brother #1 ()
Date: February 01, 2018 01:14PM

The white man is a devil created to bring chaos upon the earth . He should be put to death for his crimes against humanity .

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Honky-ass losers ()
Date: February 01, 2018 01:41PM

Sheinbein II Wrote:
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> "Southeast DC" and "upscale" should never be used
> in the same sentence. I'll stay on this side of
> the river and keep my body bullet free.

It's not that far from the poor side of Dumfries. You should bum a ride over there sometime and see how your betters are doing.

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Black Caulk ()
Date: February 01, 2018 03:03PM

Coloreds love red lobster

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: 47FFF Tittays ()
Date: February 01, 2018 03:45PM

Where my muthafuckin cheeze biskits at?

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: All You Can Eat Skrimps ()
Date: February 01, 2018 03:56PM

Sheeee-it!

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Bad timing ()
Date: February 01, 2018 05:19PM

Why red lobster have endless skrimps during nigger history month?

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: G D ()
Date: February 02, 2018 09:11AM

Rockzilla is the way to go.

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Uncle Arthur ()
Date: February 06, 2019 07:33PM

Hungry Fucker Wrote:
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> Time to get your lobster on at Red Lobster!

Fantastic news!

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: umean ()
Date: February 08, 2019 08:26AM

Who knew... you mean a lot of other black folks say skrimps too... i thought it was just the ones i worked with over in N.E. D.C. back in the day.. How about more mainstream Blacks.. ones that grew up in the suburbs..Most of the ones i knew were from the country moved to the city or city born..

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Re: Lobsterfest at Red Lobster Is Back
Posted by: Tyme too eet ()
Date: April 11, 2019 08:15PM

Hungry Fucker Wrote:
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> Time to get your lobster on at Red Lobster!


It's Back!

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