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Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: Another Fairfax libshit ()
Date: March 16, 2019 01:30PM

http://wjla.com/news/local/man-allegedly-wears-thong-and-exposes-himself-at-va-strip-mall

Not confirmed as of yet if suspect is employed by FCPS, but likely a federal employee, Democrat donor and Facebook friends with Tim Kaine.

This freak should be shot.

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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: Frank Fucker ()
Date: March 16, 2019 03:39PM

I assume he's still not in jail?

If he were in jail, it's possible that his incarceration could coincide with a stoppage in posting by gerry.

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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: ujl3h ()
Date: March 16, 2019 10:19PM


God i hate the stupidity of millenials

#1 you forgot to say if the man is married to the woman or not

#2 you forgot to say if the exposure was incidental or not**

#3 YOU FORGOT TO SAY STRING BIKINIS ARE LEGAL IN USA, so a red thong on a male couldn't possibly be illegal



** i assume so because no male is stupid enough to be a "flasher" to a woman with her child unless paid to do it?

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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: bkmm9 ()
Date: March 16, 2019 10:22PM

IN THE MAN'S DEFENSE

his psychology fell apart when he found out he had to call DC niggers to get free passes to get out of his neighborhood which is on the county parkway because he otherwise couldn't afford the NEW toll which tolls people just for leaving their neigborhood in burke - and he didn't have a cell so couldn't call them - and his mind just split in two

and with two personalities, one of him was so clothed it was weighing him down, the other personality decided to show that string bikinis really showed too much and that thongs were thicker and better

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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: ktlp4 ()
Date: March 16, 2019 10:24PM

sagging-pants.jpg


You forgot something else my nigger

sharon bulova calls anything ethnic is legal, the above is "legal" according to bulova


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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: cmfct ()
Date: March 16, 2019 10:25PM

dropping one's pant's doesn't count as "exposure" if women can wear thongs on beaches and around town

SORRY. NOT MOVING, NOT BUDGING.

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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: Whoa dude ()
Date: March 16, 2019 10:26PM

I bet this guy gets Brazilian waxes too.
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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: vlbdp ()
Date: March 16, 2019 10:27PM

i hear perhaps some part of scrotum may have been visible (which could be a white lie)

I'M FROM THE 80'S. in the 80's people crossed their legs because otherwise you saw that "stuff"

again, I'M NOT MOVED THAT THE CLAIM IS CRIMINAL.

the mere act of having skin is not criminal.

the proof any genitals were intently "displayed" is not evidential

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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: j6pvu ()
Date: March 16, 2019 10:34PM

it's a fun case study, the limits of what a "flasher is and is not"

but not evidential

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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: xjddp ()
Date: March 16, 2019 10:35PM

this is one of my favorite flashers, she has fire arms
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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: jhhmn ()
Date: March 16, 2019 10:45PM

you can argue with someone in 2019 that proper attire is required in parking lots? i'm unsure how, since no law dictates "bathing suits are allowed on sand but not in city streets" (no infact they run breast pride parades in some city streets)

you can argue and try to convince the man

but to SEIZE THE MAN USING WEAPONS AS THE ALTERNATIVE CHOICE OF BEING SHOT DEAD IF HE DOESN'T DO AS AKSED

that is a different matter altogether

inquiring and convincing is one thing. democrats using weapons to "get their way", is another

i have no doubt their alterior motive is he's white, they can put him on a sex crime, and they expect to RAPE HIS CAR AND HOME FROM HIM. because he looks like he might be rich old white: exactly what a political prisoner looks like !!!

IT IS HISPANICS / GOV WORKERS ATTEMPTING RAPE ON A WHITE MAN IS WHAT I SEE

as far as some effort to see if he's some joker or if his thong should be confiscated, , and contraband - IDK.

superficially he doesn't look whacked out too crazy to talk to. so i'm wondering why DEMOCRATS began this talk with WEAPONS and SEIZURES

(ps. stupid millenials. they already have taken his car and layers are already planning to bill his estate for "handling fees" with the Fx Co Judge approval)

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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: g6tkj ()
Date: March 16, 2019 10:46PM

xjddp Wrote:
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> this is one of my favorite flashers, she has fire
> arms

it could be a rain dance

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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: x9cdw ()
Date: March 16, 2019 10:48PM

i believe at some time there has or had been "code" referring to proper attire at malls or in the city - unsure if repealed

HOWEVER - as to if any such scoff is enforceable today - i doubt it

there are simply to many people who aren't dressed well and pay no price to justify GOVERNMENT RAPE

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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: wonderer of things ()
Date: March 19, 2019 01:54AM

what does bob malm get all that attention?

this guys wears red thongs and gets no attention !

ffu is too strange

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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: He looked good! ()
Date: March 19, 2019 11:30AM

Bob Malm looked pretty hot in that red thong....women and men all over him. A few animals too
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Re: Man arrested in Burke for Indecent exposure incident involving a red thong
Posted by: Jarod Jennings ()
Date: March 20, 2019 02:08PM

If he identifies as a girl, this would be perfectly OK in the girls lockers and showers of the local pool.

Heck, the activists says he could remove the thong there too because sex is a brain trait, not physical so parts don't matter.

With the new transgender rules, indecent exposure and peeping toms are a thing of the past - just go into locker rooms and peep and expose all you want in the name of "identifying".

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