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Easter is my favorite Holiday
Posted by: Black Caulk ()
Date: March 19, 2019 03:39AM

It reminds me that the Jews killed that filthy hippie and if he comes back they will kill him again. Don’t forget, Jesus was a nignog so you know he had it coming. Fucking faggot.

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Re: Easter is my favorite Holiday
Posted by: On a positive note ()
Date: March 19, 2019 05:03AM

At the very least Jesus knew both his mother and father unlike the dirty bastard Mohamed. It’s little wonder why all Muslims are angry. They are direct descendants to an imbread pedophile that to this day are still angry that their false prophet know that daddy didn’t stick around for the birthdays. Kind of hard to feel sorry for the whole New Zealand thing if you ask me. Anywho, don’t even get me started on the Jews. After all, we, to this day have a problem with Jews because Hitler couldn’t close the deal. Hitler reminds me of a third tier car salesman that got fired due to lack of sales.

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Re: Easter is my favorite Holiday
Posted by: Easter is a Crock ()
Date: March 19, 2019 09:26AM

It’s like a convention of lying hypocrites who get all excited to hang out and celebrate spring....then right back to acting like assholes. And a huge waste of fucking money.
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Re: Easter is my favorite Holiday
Posted by: Derfx ()
Date: March 19, 2019 10:02AM

Back in the day, they were all niggers.

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Re: Easter is my favorite Holiday
Posted by: Most peculiar, Mama... ()
Date: March 19, 2019 12:59PM

And you could apparently get pregnant by taking a nap. Strange days indeed.

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Re: Easter is my favorite Holiday
Posted by: Only if ()
Date: March 19, 2019 01:26PM

You took a nap in church. But you couldn’t name the baby after the priest

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Re: Easter is my favorite Holiday
Posted by: Black Caulk ()
Date: March 19, 2019 06:01PM

On a positive note Wrote:
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> At the very least Jesus knew both his mother and
> father unlike the dirty bastard Mohamed. It’s
> little wonder why all Muslims are angry. They are
> direct descendants to an imbread pedophile that to
> this day are still angry that their false prophet
> know that daddy didn’t stick around for the
> birthdays. Kind of hard to feel sorry for the
> whole New Zealand thing if you ask me. Anywho,
> don’t even get me started on the Jews. After
> all, we, to this day have a problem with Jews
> because Hitler couldn’t close the deal. Hitler
> reminds me of a third tier car salesman that got
> fired due to lack of sales.


Mary: God knocked me up.

Joseph: Bitch please. How stupid do you think I am? As soon as I find my rusty pair of garden shears, I’m gonna slowly snip off your clitoris. Can’t wait for the baby to arrive so I can give him what for as well.

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