HomeFairfax General ForumArrest/Ticket SearchWiki newPictures/VideosChatArticlesLinksAbout
Fairfax County General :  Fairfax Underground fairfax underground logo
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Slow Eddie ()
Date: May 29, 2014 03:57PM

Anybody know why?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: which one ()
Date: May 29, 2014 03:58PM

Fairfax, Springfield, or the one on nigg hwy?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: eff ewe ()
Date: May 29, 2014 03:58PM

Re(publican)tards

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Slow Eddie ()
Date: May 29, 2014 03:59PM

Maybe both.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: SirMixALot ()
Date: May 29, 2014 04:03PM

There was one waitress with a truly awe-some ass. I'll miss her.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: eff ewe is retarded ()
Date: May 29, 2014 04:05PM

No matter how many times you post Re(publican)tards, it will never catch on because it is absolutely moronic. It is about the stupidest attempt at a catch phrase ever posted.

eff ewe = < 90 IQ.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: eff ewe tard ()
Date: May 29, 2014 04:06PM

eff ewe is retarded Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> No matter how many times you post
> Re(publican)tards, it will never catch on because
> it is absolutely moronic. It is about the
> stupidest attempt at a catch phrase ever posted.
>
> eff ewe = < 90 IQ.


Agreed. Notice no one else is using it.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: typical ffxu thread ()
Date: May 29, 2014 04:08PM

lib-tardz LOL

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Huh ()
Date: May 29, 2014 04:57PM

Seriously which one? There are (4) of them!!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Minnesota Fats ()
Date: May 29, 2014 05:03PM

Don't know, but the one on Richmond Highway is not listed on the website: http://fasteddies.com

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Penile ()
Date: May 29, 2014 05:03PM

I heard Springfield and fairfax.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Slow Eddie ()
Date: May 29, 2014 05:05PM

Richmond highway location has been owned by different people for a long time now.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Fjp6X ()
Date: May 29, 2014 05:09PM

Wasn't there just a thread about this place getting sold? Problems getting a liquor license I would think.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: KVtGY ()
Date: May 29, 2014 06:31PM

is there a fx area fast eddies ?

the once or i got time to stop in. there was a black cop there looking for opportunities to make arrests. tried to fleece me for info

not long after fx co. gov workers had forced to owner to sell

i assume fast eddies isn't a black owned business

and i know that's how business in the city goes

-----------------------
far as i know the real fast eddies hasn't been in fx for many years

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: TvH4F ()
Date: May 29, 2014 06:33PM

apparently no one told the women of fx it was a good place to spend some time in town

the couple times in my life i went out to see it - no women there - just people wishign women were there

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: eff ewe ()
Date: May 29, 2014 06:40PM

Re(publican)tards

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: eff ewe 2 ()
Date: May 29, 2014 07:06PM

eff ewe Retardz.....

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: centrevillian ()
Date: May 29, 2014 08:30PM

The Centreville location is dark and has signs stating that they're closed for renovations, and encourages the dart and pool players to check out their other locations. Just saw it yesterday.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: O'Toole ()
Date: May 29, 2014 09:21PM

Were the Health Department, the DEA or both involved in the closing?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: ...... ()
Date: May 29, 2014 09:33PM

Haven't been to the others, but the one in Springfield looks like you could buy meth from anyone working there.

Great way to lose an appetite is to have the dyke server bring your order to you.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: O'Toole ()
Date: May 29, 2014 09:43PM

I feel sad for some of the sad souls that appear to live in the Centreville location and wonder where they will crash now.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: O'Toole ()
Date: May 29, 2014 09:54PM

As seen on the Fast Eddies Centreville Facebook page
Attachments:
10325422_647951771948876_1139958315312205552_n.jpg

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Drugs is bad ()
Date: May 29, 2014 10:01PM

is there a fx area fast eddies ?

the once or i got time to stop in. there was a black cop there looking for opportunities to make arrests. tried to fleece me for info

not long after fx co. gov workers had forced to owner to sell

i assume fast eddies isn't a black owned business

and i know that's how business in the city goes



Whazizzzle?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: hey svennestle ()
Date: May 29, 2014 10:11PM

Drugs is bad Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> is there a fx area fast eddies ?
>
> the once or i got time to stop in. there was a
> black cop there looking for opportunities to make
> arrests. tried to fleece me for info
>
> not long after fx co. gov workers had forced to
> owner to sell
>
> i assume fast eddies isn't a black owned business
>
> and i know that's how business in the city goes
>
>
>
> Whazizzzle?

Yeah there is one at Fairfax Circle

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: nana ()
Date: May 29, 2014 11:44PM

The centreville location should become a hard times. That would be sweet

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Glsk5 ()
Date: May 30, 2014 11:23AM

...... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Haven't been to the others, but the one in
> Springfield looks like you could buy meth from
> anyone working there.
>


At least one turned tricks also, but has the herp.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Fined ()
Date: May 30, 2014 01:14PM

Sounds like they lost their liquor license and sold to somebody who has a liquor license in the area. It's take about a month for the paperwork to go through.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: blythe ()
Date: May 30, 2014 06:04PM

Fined Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Sounds like they lost their liquor license and
> sold to somebody who has a liquor license in the
> area. It's take about a month for the paperwork
> to go through.


I heard the new owners have never owned a bar/restaurant before. should be interesting.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: .... ()
Date: May 30, 2014 06:18PM

Glsk5 Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> ...... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Haven't been to the others, but the one in
> > Springfield looks like you could buy meth from
> > anyone working there.
> >
>
>
> At least one turned tricks also, but has the herp.


The blonde?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: O'Toole ()
Date: May 30, 2014 10:20PM

At the Centreville location there was a really short black-haired white girl who sold her body on craigslist on the side. Dumb as a rock and kinda fugly too.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: ..... ()
Date: May 30, 2014 10:50PM

.... Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Glsk5 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > ...... Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Haven't been to the others, but the one in
> > > Springfield looks like you could buy meth
> from
> > > anyone working there.
> > >
> >
> >
> > At least one turned tricks also, but has the
> herp.
>
>
> The blonde?

or the brunette with the overbite?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Frankly ()
Date: May 31, 2014 03:16AM

Trouple with their Liquer License. It won't actually be shut down, but you can't buy booze. It's for three weeks.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: bingo ()
Date: May 31, 2014 03:17PM

Is the Fast Eddies on Richmond Highway stiil open?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: post office guy ()
Date: June 04, 2014 04:47PM

JUst drove by fast eddies in cville - fire trucks out front, possible insurance claim in the works?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Local Contractor ()
Date: June 04, 2014 05:01PM

post office guy Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> JUst drove by fast eddies in cville - fire trucks
> out front, possible insurance claim in the works?


A local contractor has been hiring illegals and then murdering them at the end of the job to avoid paying them. FCFD got a tip that the bodies were being burned at this location.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Spamlot ()
Date: June 04, 2014 05:02PM

Local Contractor Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> post office guy Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > JUst drove by fast eddies in cville - fire
> trucks
> > out front, possible insurance claim in the
> works?
>
>
> A local contractor has been hiring illegals and
> then murdering them at the end of the job to avoid
> paying them. FCFD got a tip that the bodies were
> being burned at this location.

^Christ, this crap poster is back.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: WF student ()
Date: June 04, 2014 07:10PM

Westfield All Nught Grad party is suppose to be there!!! What's up with that???

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Sure ()
Date: June 04, 2014 10:31PM

Really? Great Wings....

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: former employee ()
Date: June 05, 2014 03:27PM

The new owner I don't know much about but the GM is the same as before his name is Rob.

At least from what I can see, what I've heard and their Facebook page.

Also the head bartender from before Kahina who is Rob's wife is supposively trying to become a cop. Maybe she'll just come bust their patrons and Rob can start a bail bonds business. That's the kind of shady stuff I expect out of them to be honest.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: DiscoTryst ()
Date: June 05, 2014 03:35PM

oooooh, tell us more about the shady stuff.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: jerseymike ()
Date: June 05, 2014 03:40PM

good luck to the new owners, I hope they treat the staff right. why so many views on this thread??

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: SEO blackhatworld nigga ()
Date: June 05, 2014 04:06PM

jerseymike Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
why so many views on this thread??

FFXU has good SEO. People who see that fast eddies is closed, google it, and that brings them here.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Inspector Dick ()
Date: June 05, 2014 09:12PM

former employee Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The new owner I don't know much about but the GM
> is the same as before his name is Rob.
>
> At least from what I can see, what I've heard and
> their Facebook page.
>
> Also the head bartender from before Kahina who is
> Rob's wife is supposively trying to become a cop.
> Maybe she'll just come bust their patrons and Rob
> can start a bail bonds business. That's the kind
> of shady stuff I expect out of them to be honest.

Not sure about Kahina's chances at being a cop...

"BENIDIR ","KAHINA "," ","018"," 13940","ROCKLAND VILLAGE 304","DR","CHANTILLY ","VA","06/03/2005","POSS MARIJUANA "
"BENIDIR ","KAHINA "," ","018"," 13940","ROCKLAND VILLAGE 304","DR","CHANTILLY ","VA","06/03/2005","POSS MARIJUANA "
"BENIDIR ","KAHINA "," ","020"," 13949","PREACHER CHAPMAN ","PL","CENTREVILLE ","VA","01/03/2007","DRIVE-OL RVKD/SUSP "
"BENIDIR ","KAHINA "," ","020"," 13949","PREACHER CHAPMAN ","PL","CENTREVILLE ","VA","01/03/2007","FAIL OBEY STOP/YLD-SGN "
"BENIDIR ","KAHINA "," ","020"," 13949","PREACHER CHAPMAN ","PL","CENTREVILLE ","VA","03/03/2007","POSS MARIJUANA "
"BENIDIR ","KAHINA "," ","021"," 13949","PREACHER CHAPMAN ","PL","CENTREVILLE ","VA","02/19/2008","ALCH POSS BY IND < 21 "

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: shark club patron ()
Date: June 11, 2014 05:30AM

Any updates on these "renovations"?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Emilytjaz ()
Date: June 12, 2014 01:50PM

Opening Wednesday June 18!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: shark club patron ()
Date: June 25, 2014 09:31AM

A new paint job, a ten item new menu with a 2$ price hike per item. and a banner over the old sign. Same tables, same staff. Quite the revolution.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Katy ()
Date: June 25, 2014 12:16PM

Who cares? Fast Eddies sucked anyways....it was a white trash bar with its customers coming straight outta the trailer park.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Revolution Bar ()
Date: June 25, 2014 12:37PM

I heard they re-opened as something like the The Revolution "Rock & Billiards" Lounge last week sometime.

The county was cracking down on Fast Eddies so I guess they may have wanted to sell or re-organize.

Anybody been to the new

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Jerry ()
Date: June 28, 2014 10:24PM

Same shithole, different name.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing old bartender kahina
Posted by: crazy bitch ()
Date: October 29, 2014 10:30PM

Did anybody here what happened kahina , tried to kill rob her husband she stabbed him then ran him over there's an article in the Potomac news she is charged with felony hit and run and malicious wounding is Rob ok?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: went to revolution in ffx city ()
Date: October 29, 2014 10:32PM

Jerry Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Same shithole, different name.


+1


Too cheap to even change the old sign.

Fail.

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing old bartender kahina
Posted by: Kahina's news article. ()
Date: December 08, 2016 05:53PM

crazy bitch Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Did anybody here what happened kahina , tried to
> kill rob her husband she stabbed him then ran him
> over there's an article in the Potomac news she is
> charged with felony hit and run and malicious
> wounding is Rob ok?


http://potomaclocal.com/2014/10/21/woman-strikes-man-lamp-runs/

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: barbie ()
Date: December 06, 2017 10:15PM

Hi!
so I know this is random and this tread was made years ago so you probably wont see this but, my friend currently works for rob and I have questions concerning him if you don't mind. Thanks!

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Just askn ()
Date: December 06, 2017 10:41PM

barbie Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi!
> so I know this is random and this tread was made
> years ago so you probably wont see this but, my
> friend currently works for rob and I have
> questions concerning him if you don't mind.
> Thanks!


So what is at the Centerville location now?
Any good?

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: ygty6 ()
Date: December 07, 2017 01:50AM

barbie Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Hi!
> so I know this is random and this tread was made
> years ago so you probably wont see this but, my
> friend currently works for rob and I have
> questions concerning him if you don't mind.
> Thanks!

it's called an "underground" for a reason

you might get answers people who are pulling your leg

don't tell anyone "your location"

Options: ReplyQuote
Re: Fast eddies closing
Posted by: Another FFU Moment ()
Date: December 07, 2017 04:30AM

eff ewe tard Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> eff ewe is retarded Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No matter how many times you post
> > Re(publican)tards, it will never catch on
> because
> > it is absolutely moronic. It is about the
> > stupidest attempt at a catch phrase ever
> posted.
> >
> > eff ewe = < 90 IQ.
>
>
> Agreed. Notice no one else is using it.

Appears that Trump has made the phrase part of the world’s vocabulary. And to think you read here, first.

Options: ReplyQuote


Your Name: 
Your Email (Optional): 
Subject: 
Attach a file
  • No file can be larger than 75 MB
  • All files together cannot be larger than 300 MB
  • 30 more file(s) can be attached to this message
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 **      **  ********    ******   ********   **    ** 
 **  **  **  **     **  **    **  **     **  ***   ** 
 **  **  **  **     **  **        **     **  ****  ** 
 **  **  **  ********   **        ********   ** ** ** 
 **  **  **  **     **  **        **         **  **** 
 **  **  **  **     **  **    **  **         **   *** 
  ***  ***   ********    ******   **         **    ** 
This forum powered by Phorum.