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Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: foundbag ()
Date: May 28, 2014 11:56AM

This morning on my drive into DC from Vienna I saw a bag on the side of the road, I thought it might be a school kids or something so I picked it up planning to take it to James Madison.

When it was in the car it was smelling pretty bad so i peeked inside and I think it might be cannabis. It is a large vacuumed bag (like the ones you use to store clothes) with one corner cut and re sealed with tape, inside it is a green herb.

What shall i do with it? I am scared to take it to the cops, I don't know anything about dope, but i don't want to just throw it away in case kids get hold of it.

I am a single female (if i had a boyfriend I would ask hi to take care of it!)

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 28, 2014 11:58AM

Pics or GTFO


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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: foundbag ()
Date: May 28, 2014 12:05PM

i'm not that stupid, I know pics can be traced. The bag has the initials N.C. on it.

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: Enrico 2 lazy 2 sign in ()
Date: May 28, 2014 12:10PM

It's too late. You are infected.
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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 28, 2014 12:14PM

Call the cops then faghole.


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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: adriver ()
Date: May 28, 2014 12:25PM

foundbag Wrote:
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> I would ask hi to

I see what you did there.

I have to agree I wouldn't notify the police. One would think that is the right thing to do, but the risk of being charged with possession is too "high". Not sure if they will believe you found it by the side of the road, but at the same time who would be crazy enough to turn it in to the cops if it was yours to begin with? Cops may have an arrest first, let judge sort out later position on that.

One idea is put it in a black trash bag, find an apartment complex with a common dumpster (not yours), and throw it away there (less chance of commercial cameras around). Just don't do anything stupid driving and get pulled over. Problem with this is while you are in possession of it and traveling around, depending on the amount you could be looking at felony possession with intent to distribute if there is enough in the bag.

Next time open a bag before you take it away with you... wtf, what if someone's pet snake was in there? Or an explosive? Just leave things alone and they will take care of themselves, be nice to others in ways that are personally safer (volunteer at a soup kitchen, etc).

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: foundbag ()
Date: May 28, 2014 12:28PM

Thanks adriver that is good advice I will do that later on my way home. I don't have anything against cannabis I just don't know anything about it.

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 28, 2014 12:32PM

Retards.


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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: i will give you $$$ ()
Date: May 28, 2014 12:34PM

Lets meet up somewhere and I'll give you some cash for it!

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: foundbag ()
Date: May 28, 2014 12:51PM

I'm not sure why the bag can only be worth about 60, I will take 30.

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: meetup4bag ()
Date: May 28, 2014 12:53PM

PM me

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 28, 2014 12:54PM

What does the herb weigh?


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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: foundbag ()
Date: May 28, 2014 01:04PM

I have no idea. I would say in size it is about the same as two regular sized shoe boxes, give or take.

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: foundbag ()
Date: May 28, 2014 01:05PM

p.s. thats sneakers not heels or boots.

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: op is a obv troll ()
Date: May 28, 2014 01:10PM

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: May 28, 2014 01:11PM

smoke it, bitch!

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: hopethishelps ()
Date: May 28, 2014 01:17PM

foundbag Wrote:
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> i'm not that stupid, I know pics can be traced.
> The bag has the initials N.C. on it.

If somebody is computer savvy and determined enough you are traceable already.
Once you realized what it had you should have just put it back where you found it. Now you can't.
I'll tell you that I have found the police here to be extremely professional, balanced and fair minded. They are not out to harm you if you don't deserve it.
You need to bury it somewhere. You haven't told us how much it is but if its high grade even a small amount can be worth A LOT of money. Bury it so if the "rightful" owners find you, you can give them their pot back. I wouldn't throw it away for that reason.

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 28, 2014 01:23PM

Sounds like an lb or so.

It's leftover from the Justin Wolfe cartel. You can call the cops but they may not believe you. You're in too deep already.

You better get on a slow boat to nowhere, surely there's a price on your stupid head now.


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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: derek from glory days ()
Date: May 28, 2014 01:26PM

I was getting pulled over so I had to throw the bag out of my whip.

You get that back to me now, you hear me!?!?

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: weak trolls ()
Date: May 28, 2014 01:48PM

C'mon people, step it up.

This isn't even at the pitiful level to meet FFXU standards.

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: we have a reputation 2 live up 2 ()
Date: May 28, 2014 01:51PM

weak trolls Wrote:
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> C'mon people, step it up.
>
> This isn't even at the pitiful level to meet FFXU
> standards.


+1

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: Let's be mature about this ()
Date: May 28, 2014 02:11PM

Please don't take this lightly. If the owner saw you take it, your life could be in danger. Please call the police and explain, they're not going to arrest you for finding something like that.

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: WingNut ()
Date: May 28, 2014 02:14PM

http://shop.hobbylobby.com/products/medium-self-sealing-plastic-bags-888701/


Get to work, fucker.


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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: TT ()
Date: May 28, 2014 02:51PM

This is so hot! Either foundbag is a cop or meetup4bag is a cop, probably the latter, keep in mind that in VA over a half ounce is a felony. I doubt the police would charge you if you turned it in as long as you initiated the turn in instead of waiting for them to pull you over and then mention it but you never know- injustices on a greater scale have happened in the world. The best advice is to either trash it if you don't want to get mixed up legally, or give it to a very trusted friend that might smoke Cannibus or know someone that does and have them pick it up. Keep in mind that if you give it or sell it to someone you can also be charged with Possesion With Intent to Distribute More Than One-Half Ounce of Marijuana, again a felony. I hope no one gets arrested over this.

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: Foundbag ()
Date: May 28, 2014 02:53PM

WOOP WOOP 24 replies, ya'll bitches got trolled.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESULT

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Re: Bag found near courthouse and chain bridge.
Posted by: foundbag ()
Date: May 28, 2014 02:54PM

and spare me your "i knew it was a troll' except the one above.

biatch

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