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After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: Not so clever fox ()
Date: December 30, 2018 10:27AM

What are reasons for a missed period besides being pregnant?

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: Dr Ruth’s husband ()
Date: December 30, 2018 10:30AM

Your pullout method does work. Her pregnancy is from the bbc she’s been getting on the side.

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: Middle schoo wastes of time ()
Date: December 30, 2018 11:08AM

^^^ You are both just 8th-grade stupid.

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: Short Pump Chump ()
Date: December 30, 2018 11:21AM

It only takes one extra pump to do the job.

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: Double Wrapped ()
Date: December 30, 2018 11:34AM

One week late? Don't start worrying for another week or so.

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: Pull out or Die ()
Date: December 30, 2018 11:41AM

Double Wrapped Wrote:
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> One week late? Don't start worrying for another
> week or so.


Don't listen to this fool. Go out a get a pregnancy test now. The faster you can diagnose, the faster you can abort.

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: locking you down ()
Date: December 30, 2018 11:42AM

This was her in the bathroom after you nutted

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Have fun with the child support payments

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: mine was a week late this month ()
Date: January 01, 2019 09:00PM

It ended up happening. It can also be due to stress

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: Congrats! ()
Date: January 01, 2019 09:05PM

That's great news! Congratulations! There is nothing better than bringing a child into this world.

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: llllllooooooolllll ()
Date: January 01, 2019 09:15PM

Congrats! Wrote:
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> That's great news! Congratulations! There is
> nothing better than bringing a child into this
> world.

nah children are retarded

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: deerhunter ()
Date: January 02, 2019 12:12AM

Do the math, ass hat?
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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: Pointer outer of things ()
Date: January 02, 2019 02:02AM

Pulling out eventually catches up with you. She gets knocked up. That's the way it is. Next time, spring for a box of rubbers.

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: Mike huntt ()
Date: January 02, 2019 06:12AM

Gonna be a nigger baby

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: Mama McCoon ()
Date: January 02, 2019 06:18AM

Mike huntt Wrote:
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> Gonna be a nigger baby


Dat nigga baby won’t do nuffin.

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: ghost of old days ()
Date: January 02, 2019 08:21AM

Never underestimate a woman. Some are looking to get knocked up. They then get you locked into 18-21 years of child support.

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: d4dx3 ()
Date: January 03, 2019 01:15PM

Not so clever fox Wrote:
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> What are reasons for a missed period besides being
> pregnant?

Menopause. Stop fucking your grandmother.

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: Bulbs ()
Date: January 30, 2019 11:43AM

Such questions are better to ask for doctors. After all, it concerns health and it's better to avoid self-treatment. But if it turns out that it's pregnancy then get prepared. It's gonna be tough for you both. My recommendation is to let her sleep with a special pillow http://pregily.com/, avoid conflicts, work harder, and save money. You'll need a lot.

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: Dinkhoe ()
Date: January 30, 2019 02:09PM

Don't worry, once Delegate Tran's post birth abortion bill is passed, you can pay the doc and extra fiddy to cut the kid's spinal cord with a pair of scissors. Sell the kid to Planned Parenthood so they can harvest the stem cells and walk away with a hundie in yo pocket.

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Re: After five years the pullout method has finally failed me...she’s a week late
Posted by: Ghost Master ()
Date: January 30, 2019 05:03PM

Just ghost her.
Disappear.
I move every 6 months leaving women and possible kids behind.
Never tell them much about yourself.
Make up stuff like you are afraid of ants and love flowers. Next gal pick other dumb stuff.
Once you get used to ghosting gals...it is fun and easy.
Ghost Master

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