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Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: Johnny O ()
Date: May 21, 2014 12:05PM

I have been married to my wife for 21 years and I think I am ready to move on. I work hard enough to afford to support a family in Fairfax County but my wife has turned out to be an unappreciative bimbot.

I bought a BMW a few years ago and she constantly holds that over me when vacation planning and we can't go to fancy places. I admit I'm in a business where you need to have to project an image of success, and that means being a douchebag and parking a BMW at work just for the image. And a lot of business gets done on the golf course, but my unworldly wife just doesn't get that such things are what pay for the house and the kids in this county. It is "table stakes" and a cost of living in this wealthy county.

I have two kids under twelve and I think the separation is going to be hard on them. But she seems to want to take this in a direction of separation, too busy trying to lose the 55 pounds she gained since she was my svelte new bride at the gym (which costs a fortune, and not really working). Add to that her iPhone and stuff getting stolen all the time at Lifetime and I probably could have bought HER a BMW.

She hasn't put out in over five years (typical NoVA first-world reasons of "body issues" etc etc etc etc), and though I tolerated that crap for the kids I have grown weary of it, admittedly drifting a couple of times but damn if you can't get it at home then is it really cheating? Another post I guess. If we're separating then at least I can move on while the parts still work and I make good bank.

She hangs out online all the time and curses a lot in front of the kids while she's yelling at me for being successful. Ah well, some things just aren't meant to be I guess and I hope my kids aren't ruined. Most kids nowadays experience that I guess, I'm sad it's probably going to happen here.

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: funny troll ()
Date: May 21, 2014 01:26PM

+1

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: Role Reversing Role Reversor ()
Date: May 21, 2014 01:31PM

Awesome job! Kick that fat fuck to the curb. It's time for some new pussy bro. Go get some.

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: sluts galore ()
Date: May 21, 2014 01:33PM


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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: Jenny O's fuck buddy ()
Date: May 21, 2014 01:39PM

No worries there Jimbo. Your wife will be in good hands. +1 for the post as well.

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: beemere ()
Date: May 21, 2014 01:41PM

So it sounds like main reason for getting a divorce is getting you balls busted about having a car you cannot quite afford. By the way pretty much everything you cited is standard fare for us men in marriage. Wives get fat and not so attractive, they stop having sex for any number of reasons (see 'getting fat and not so attractive') and they bust our balls.

No offense but did you think this is unusual. You do realize your next woman will pretty much do exactly the same thing.

As for the kids well I have some the same age and Im glad to bite the bullet and make the most of growing old with my wife. Not a walk in the park by any means but I figure my kids give love and deserve love back in a way that is not as painful as divorce. Even if things were bad so long as we are not at each other's throats, I can and will stick it out at least until they are gone from the house.

'Meh' is just not a good enough reason to put my kids through hell...

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: RydellRoad ()
Date: May 21, 2014 02:29PM

For all you kiddies out there reading this take note. Don't hook up or marry people solely for attractiveness or money. It will come back to bite you sooner or later. Connect with people that you can get along with, that are reasonably mature, that you can respect now or 20 years later when they have gotten a bit older. It will save you a lot of aggravation.

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: May 21, 2014 02:31PM

My take from this is: don't buy a BMW if you're married.

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: matt 703 ()
Date: May 21, 2014 03:50PM

fantastic post JohnnyO!

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: HFjJ3 ()
Date: May 21, 2014 06:01PM

Marry someone with intelligence and discipline.

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: imbiker ()
Date: May 21, 2014 06:06PM

Get a good lawyer and settlement! After 20 years its full out war and you will owe a lot of $$$$ to the x-mz. The law is on the side of the "offended" woman....been there too.

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: lolz ()
Date: May 21, 2014 07:06PM

lol at the people who is taking this post seriously. Read here first and you will get it. http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1541599.html

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: faces of meh ()
Date: May 21, 2014 07:22PM

I'd like some proof .... like those pics of people whose appearance changed dramatically after 20 years of meh.

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: Fuck OP ()
Date: May 21, 2014 07:49PM

Fuck you OP - you stole my actual life and wrote a great post. Damn it, true down to the littlest details. But on the bright side, I get more ass than I did in college!

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: lol parody OP ()
Date: May 21, 2014 07:51PM

Nice way to knock off the lady real story,lol. http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/1541599.html

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: Ronnie Mund ()
Date: May 21, 2014 07:56PM

Let's fuck some whores!!!!!!

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: Derp derp ()
Date: May 21, 2014 07:58PM

lol parody OP Wrote:
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> Nice way to knock off the lady real story,lol.
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/154
> 1599.html

Um, yea. Because no one else realized that. Dumbass

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: May 21, 2014 08:05PM

lol parody OP Wrote:
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> Nice way to knock off the lady real story,lol.
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/154
> 1599.html


Your special aren't you?

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: justsayin ()
Date: May 21, 2014 08:22PM

It is what is known as a "callback" and was very well done by the OP, who wins an Internet for the post.

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: lol parody OP ()
Date: May 21, 2014 09:38PM

496 Wrote:
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> lol parody OP Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nice way to knock off the lady real story,lol.
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/154
>
> > 1599.html
>
>
> Your special aren't you?








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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: Superhot EMT ()
Date: May 21, 2014 09:45PM

justsayin Wrote:
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> It is what is known as a "callback" and was very
> well done by the OP, who wins an Internet for the
> post.


This is like the firefighter story. Nice.

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: jerk jerk ()
Date: May 22, 2014 02:03AM

Derp derp Wrote:
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> lol parody OP Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Nice way to knock off the lady real story,lol.
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/154
>
> > 1599.html
>
> Um, yea. Because no one else realized that.
> Dumbass

some people didnt if you read the thread, but, you probably was itching your balls to jump in...nice try.

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: :> ()
Date: May 22, 2014 03:17PM

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: Derp derp ()
Date: May 22, 2014 09:23PM

jerk jerk Wrote:
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> Derp derp Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > lol parody OP Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Nice way to knock off the lady real
> story,lol.
> > >
> >
> http://www.fairfaxunderground.com/forum/read/2/154
>
> >
> > > 1599.html
> >
> > Um, yea. Because no one else realized that.
> > Dumbass
>
> some people didnt if you read the thread, but, you
> probably was itching your balls to jump in...nice
> try.

Thanks for emphasizing the fact that you're a dumbass. Dumbass.

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: jerk jerk ()
Date: May 22, 2014 10:47PM

Derp derp Wrote:
>
> Thanks for emphasizing the fact that you're a
> dumbass. Dumbass.


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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: flyingtabby ()
Date: May 26, 2014 01:32PM

REally tragic for the kids. Divorce ALWAYS shatters them no matter what. Sounds like your soon to be ex is alot better off without you and your self-centered attitude. You should be asking yourself WHY she acts the way she does - what are YOU doing that needs improvement.....

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: Marlboro Man ()
Date: May 26, 2014 02:11PM

Johnny O Wrote:
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> I have been married to my wife for 21 years and I
> think I am ready to move on. I work hard enough
> to afford to support a family in Fairfax County
> but my wife has turned out to be an unappreciative
> bimbot.

That's funny, she says the same thing about you when she's in bed with me. ;)

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Re: Divorcing my wife after 20+ years of meh
Posted by: not true ()
Date: May 28, 2014 10:24AM

flyingtabby Wrote:
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> REally tragic for the kids. Divorce ALWAYS
> shatters them no matter what. Sounds like your
> soon to be ex is alot better off without you and
> your self-centered attitude. You should be asking
> yourself WHY she acts the way she does - what are
> YOU doing that needs improvement.....


thats not true, I loved growing up only with my mom and bro. Dad was a douche.

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