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Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: March 27, 2007 09:52PM

Did anyone else get a piece of junk mail today for some "Creating Wealth Summit" hosted by Ivanka Trump on April 19th at the Tysons Sheraton?

Is this really what the Trump family has resorted to nowadays? Entice people into fancy hotels where they "can learn business the Trump way", and then try to sell them something.

This letter even came with two free "Special Guest VIP Tickets" (valued at $149, srsly lol), and boasts that "you will learn what others have paid over $20,000 to learn." And because you're a VIP, you'll also get a free book written by Donald Trump himself!

Does Donald really send his daughter out to earn money like this? What the fuck was her major, "Timeshare Marketing"?

Tysons Sheraton has excellent food, BTW, all you gotta do is sit there all day and listen to some vapid cunt talk alot of nonsense to a bunch of bored well-to-do housewives...it "will be the day you make money the Trump way!"

So if anyone wants these valuable tix, PM me ASAP before I put them up on E-BAY...lol

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Trogdor! ()
Date: March 27, 2007 10:17PM

Yeah, I got them too

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: TRICKIE ()
Date: March 27, 2007 10:39PM

I am surprised you young lads didn't go just to see Ivanka. I hear she is very attractive and also smart. I think she attended some Ivy League college so she must have brains as well as money and looks.

Trickie

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: nakedshoplifter ()
Date: March 28, 2007 03:00AM

Free food? Hook me up with those ticks!

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Howie Feltersnatch ()
Date: March 28, 2007 07:19AM

Junk mail? No way, dude. That address on the front was like handwritten by the Donald himself. And he spared no expense with that extra special bulk mail stamp. Those tickets are like a $20,000 value--it says so right in the Donald's letter.

I bet the rest of you are just jealous of the Meep and myself for being so tight with the Donald. My tickets are #20 and #21, so you know this is a pretty elite thing. Right? Right??? Yeah, you know I'm right, biatches. In ya' faces!

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: SaMiViMa ()
Date: March 28, 2007 07:38AM

I got them too. It's not the first time I have gotten "valuable" tickets like this. Although, it is the first time it has been from someone as special as Donald Trump. Maybe his daughter will let us in on all the juicy gossip about the REAL relationship between her dad and Rosie O.


(sarcasm here, just in case it wasn't caught)

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: sick one ()
Date: March 28, 2007 09:59AM

"Howie feltersnatch" LOL

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Fairfax MF---er ()
Date: March 28, 2007 10:47AM

Shit. And here I thought I had finally "arrived."

Isn't this one of those deals where they ask you for a credit card number when you arrive and they end up talking you into some bullshit $2,000 program that does nothing for you?

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: sick one ()
Date: March 28, 2007 10:57AM

I think anyone should be suspicious of someone who wants to help make you rich. If it was that easy why share the secret with other, just keep sandbagging that money. I do miss the Tom Vu guy that used to be on late nights with his secrets of success. He would have a huge mansion and a boat with five to ten girls in bikinis on it.
Last I heard he was doing time in florida for tax fraud or something like that.

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: radiophile ()
Date: March 28, 2007 11:10AM

Doonesbury spoofed The Donald first in the 80s when a Trump book came out and The Donald was everywhere. One strip had a Michael Doonesbury reading a book on how to get rich and chapter 1 began with "First, be born with $17 million"

As a former stockholder in DJT (I owned a couple hundred shares bought at less than a dollar each), I am amazed at how much puffery goes on. He owns far less real estate than he would have you believe. It is alway Other Peoples Money. All the buildings that bear his name he is only a minority shareholder in, sometimes even less than that. Number of Buildings he owns in his name only - ZERO. He just licenses his brand name.

Remember Trump Airlines? Y He did send his kids to good schools - Wharton notably. But he went their also, courtesy of OPM - his dads.

If you need to RSVP, go ahead and do so. Have a woman call and give her name as Marla Maples.

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Lurker ()
Date: March 28, 2007 11:18AM

A hottie rich babe, I'm in! As for Trump, yeah he is hawking his Trump business university. I get tons of junk emails from them. Usually they say stuff like be confident in business and charge for your services... duh!

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: March 28, 2007 11:49AM

"Special Guest VIP Tickets" (valued at $149, srsly lol), and boasts that "you will learn what others have paid over $20,000 to learn."

It would be funny to put the on Ebay. $300 dollar value Trump tickets for $150 Buy it Now bid and see if someone actually takes you up on it. If someone does, charge them $14.95 shipping and handling and put it in envelope with a 39 cent stamp. That is how you create wealth!

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: ??? ()
Date: March 28, 2007 12:18PM

d Im going, and im taking my guns with me. See you there! But NOBODY steal my guns while im away from my house either!

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: TheMeeper ()
Date: March 28, 2007 12:27PM

If you need to RSVP, go ahead and do so. Have a woman call and give her name as Marla Maples.

Go for it. The number is (800) 748-5254. Tell them you have Special Guest VIP tickets #70 and #71.

Better hurry too because according to the invitation, "Seating is limited".


(if you really do this, please record the call and post it so we can hear it).

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Fairfax MF---er ()
Date: March 28, 2007 01:12PM

radiophile Wrote:
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>
>
> As a former stockholder in DJT (I owned a couple
> hundred shares bought at less than a dollar each),
> I am amazed at how much puffery goes on. He owns
> far less real estate than he would have you
> believe. It is alway Other Peoples Money. All the
> buildings that bear his name he is only a minority
> shareholder in, sometimes even less than that.
> Number of Buildings he owns in his name only -
> ZERO. He just licenses his brand name.
>
> Remember Trump Airlines? Y He did send his kids to
> good schools - Wharton notably. But he went their
> also, courtesy of OPM - his dads.
>
> If you need to RSVP, go ahead and do so. Have a
> woman call and give her name as Marla Maples.


As a former stockholder of anything, I would think you would know everybody who is rich starts out with "other people's money." Do you think Danny Snyder started out with $1 billion? Do you think Bill Gates didn't use "other people's money" to build Microsoft?

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Radiophile ()
Date: March 28, 2007 01:25PM

Fairfax MF---er Wrote:
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> radiophile Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------

> As a former stockholder of anything, I would think
> you would know everybody who is rich starts out
> with "other people's money." Do you think Danny
> Snyder started out with $1 billion? Do you think
> Bill Gates didn't use "other people's money" to
> build Microsoft?

I am saying that the impression Donald gives is that he is self made is not exactly correct. And the fact the he is a real estate mogul is not entirely the truth either.

Plus remember when he kept saying he was going to sue Rosie? As far as I know, that did not happen. He does not want anyone to know his real worth - it is far less than he would you believe.

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Fairfax MF---er ()
Date: March 28, 2007 02:28PM

I loved that episode of The Apprentice when Donald Trump took the winners to Yankees Stadium to meet George Steinbrenner. Trump was talking about what a great businessman Steinbrenner is, totally forgetting the fact that the guy owns the most recognized sports franchise IN THE WORLD! In the world's best media market. Steinbrenner would have to field the Bad News Bears to make that team a flop financially.

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: March 28, 2007 02:54PM

hell just skip the seminar and watch the apprentice. Free business advice weekly

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: KeepOnTruckin ()
Date: March 28, 2007 04:09PM

i got this too. The address looked handwritten but it cant have, it was too straight. the return adress was donald trump himself.

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Rowsdower ()
Date: March 28, 2007 05:44PM

My tickets are numbers 20 & 21, so I must rate.

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: WashingToneLocian ()
Date: March 28, 2007 05:58PM

Rowsdower Wrote:
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> My tickets are numbers 20 & 21, so I must rate.


I would tell you what my ticket numbers were, but I don't want to dig through the trash.

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: josia ()
Date: March 30, 2007 12:40AM

When she was here she met me at Anita's afterwords for tacos. We then went back to my travel trailer (parked at Walmart) and fucked for hours.She is hot,hot, hot ! I wish Icould fuck her momma too.

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Fairfax MF---er ()
Date: March 30, 2007 08:55AM

josia Wrote:
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> When she was here she met me at Anita's afterwords
> for tacos. We then went back to my travel trailer
> (parked at Walmart) and fucked for hours.She is
> hot,hot, hot ! I wish Icould fuck her momma too.


Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Ivanka

Ivanka, who?

Dis is Dracula and Ivanka fuck!

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Anonymous User ()
Date: March 30, 2007 01:09PM

i am a stoopud idiot

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: F that C ()
Date: March 22, 2016 06:51PM

Fuck that cunt.

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: rt3hbt ()
Date: March 22, 2016 07:17PM

I've heared she gets around

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Rectal Prolapse ()
Date: March 22, 2016 08:22PM

Doesn't she havfe a prolapsed anus?

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Paul Wall ()
Date: March 23, 2016 03:23PM

yes she did

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: May 24, 2016 04:14PM

This thread contains the first reference to Donald Trump on Fairfax Underground. It has not been the same since?

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: hT9Wu ()
Date: May 24, 2016 04:50PM

Ivanka in NoVA...Explains the morning wood.

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Common Sense Again ()
Date: May 24, 2016 05:53PM

I'm voting for Trump because I want poor people to advance in life.

If you vote for Democrats, you are voting for poor people to stay poor for life.

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: trumplethinskin ()
Date: October 02, 2016 02:13PM

MAGA

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Fox News ()
Date: January 10, 2017 11:32AM

TheMeeper Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Did anyone else get a piece of junk mail today for
> some "Creating Wealth Summit" hosted by Ivanka
> Trump on April 19th at the Tysons Sheraton?
>
> Is this really what the Trump family has resorted
> to nowadays? Entice people into fancy hotels
> where they "can learn business the Trump way", and
> then try to sell them something.
>
> This letter even came with two free "Special Guest
> VIP Tickets" (valued at $149, srsly lol), and
> boasts that "you will learn what others have paid
> over $20,000 to learn." And because you're a VIP,
> you'll also get a free book written by Donald
> Trump himself!
>
> Does Donald really send his daughter out to earn
> money like this? What the fuck was her major,
> "Timeshare Marketing"?
>
> Tysons Sheraton has excellent food, BTW, all you
> gotta do is sit there all day and listen to some
> vapid cunt talk alot of nonsense to a bunch of
> bored well-to-do housewives...it "will be the day
> you make money the Trump way!"
>
> So if anyone wants these valuable tix, PM me ASAP
> before I put them up on E-BAY...lol


Did anyone go to this? If so, are you a millionare now?

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: phmjk ()
Date: January 10, 2017 02:30PM

Fox News Wrote:
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> TheMeeper Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did anyone else get a piece of junk mail today
> for
> > some "Creating Wealth Summit" hosted by Ivanka
> > Trump on April 19th at the Tysons Sheraton?
> >
> > Is this really what the Trump family has
> resorted
> > to nowadays? Entice people into fancy hotels
> > where they "can learn business the Trump way",
> and
> > then try to sell them something.
> >
> > This letter even came with two free "Special
> Guest
> > VIP Tickets" (valued at $149, srsly lol), and
> > boasts that "you will learn what others have
> paid
> > over $20,000 to learn." And because you're a
> VIP,
> > you'll also get a free book written by Donald
> > Trump himself!
> >
> > Does Donald really send his daughter out to
> earn
> > money like this? What the fuck was her major,
> > "Timeshare Marketing"?
> >
> > Tysons Sheraton has excellent food, BTW, all
> you
> > gotta do is sit there all day and listen to
> some
> > vapid cunt talk alot of nonsense to a bunch of
> > bored well-to-do housewives...it "will be the
> day
> > you make money the Trump way!"
> >
> > So if anyone wants these valuable tix, PM me
> ASAP
> > before I put them up on E-BAY...lol
>
>
> Did anyone go to this? If so, are you a millionare
> now?

I didn't go but the principal in my stock portfolio has gone through the roof every since Trump received the nomination. I like that.

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Ralph Pootawn ()
Date: January 10, 2017 02:36PM

trumplethinskin Wrote:
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> MAGA
Attachments:
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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Trump University ()
Date: January 10, 2017 02:48PM

"Special Guest VIP Tickets" (valued at $149, srsly lol), and boasts that "you will learn what others have paid over $20,000 to learn."

The estimated $20,000 figure is based off how long you attended Trump University. Now worth $149 or a "special VIP ticket."

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Njdej ()
Date: January 11, 2017 05:07PM

I'll go if Ivanka is offering free lap dances. Woman is beautiful!

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: this is a historic thread ()
Date: July 18, 2018 01:50AM

This is the very first thread on which Donald Trump was discussed in FFU history

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Re: Ivanka Trump in NoVA!
Posted by: Tommy Vu ()
Date: July 18, 2018 02:30AM

sick one Wrote:
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> I think anyone should be suspicious of someone who
> wants to help make you rich. If it was that easy
> why share the secret with other, just keep
> sandbagging that money. I do miss the Tom Vu guy
> that used to be on late nights with his secrets of
> success. He would have a huge mansion and a boat
> with five to ten girls in bikinis on it.
> Last I heard he was doing time in florida for tax
> fraud or something like that.


Tommy: “u like Amelican girl? Me too!”
U like money? Me too!”

*5’2” Vietnamese guy on cigarette boat*

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