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THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: FAVA112 ()
Date: September 18, 2006 07:32AM

My friend told me about this over the weekend, how back in the early 1900's there were many people who saw a large humanoid creature that would silently walk the woods around Fairfax Station, it known as the Bohemoth. Fairfax residents said it was over 8 feet tall with very large fur, and sasquatchlike features, and it was reknowned for it's great strength. People would be so afraid to go out after dark becasue of the Bohemoth. Are there any good stories about this? All I can find on the internet is stuff about that bunnyman bridge.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: pgens ()
Date: September 18, 2006 07:34AM

Do some research and report back.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: RESton Peace ()
Date: September 18, 2006 07:48AM

That was just my great great great uncle Ted. He escaped from the same insane asylum that Bunnyman escaped from. They lived in a little shack together, making hot gay monster love all day, and wandering out at night for food.

People would sometimes hear the howling from the lovemaking and get scared, but I swear Ted left a note in his will saying he and Bunny did not mean any harm. They just got really into it.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: September 18, 2006 08:46AM

LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: 345 ()
Date: September 18, 2006 08:51AM

You sir, are a moron.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: September 18, 2006 09:24AM

FAVA112,

I just built a new bridge over the Potomac. It's right on 495, called the Woodrow Wilson Bridge. I'm looking to sell the bridge now. Let me know if your interested. I'll give you a great deal. Cash only please.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: TRICKIE ()
Date: September 18, 2006 10:51AM

Don't go to that Bunnyman Bridge on Hallowen. Every high school kid in the area will be there. You may also get arrested for trespassing. The land is owned by someone and the police go there a lot.

Trickie

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: Tim45 ()
Date: September 18, 2006 11:03AM

"large humanoid creature, very large fur, and sasquatchlike features"

Reminds me of a girl I took home one night after a considerable amount of alcohol was consumed on my part.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: September 18, 2006 11:11AM

TRICKIE Wrote:
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> Don't go to that Bunnyman Bridge on Hallowen.
> Every high school kid in the area will be there.
> You may also get arrested for trespassing. The
> land is owned by someone and the police go there a
> lot.
>
> Trickie


True True...

infact every holloween dumbasses decide to go there and drink....

Its nothing exciting tho :-\ Just a good place to go with a bunch of girls and scare them....

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: Lurker ()
Date: September 18, 2006 11:48AM

Bunnyman Bridge pic. Never heard of any bigfoot stories in FFX.
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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: KeepOnTruckin ()
Date: September 18, 2006 04:52PM

Firrat Wrote:
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> TRICKIE Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Don't go to that Bunnyman Bridge on Hallowen.
> > Every high school kid in the area will be there.
>
> > You may also get arrested for trespassing. The
> > land is owned by someone and the police go there
> a
> > lot.
> >
> > Trickie
>
>
> True True...
>
> infact every holloween dumbasses decide to go
> there and drink....
>
> Its nothing exciting tho :-\ Just a good place to
> go with a bunch of girls and scare them....




I am sure more happens than that.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: Lasuena ()
Date: September 18, 2006 09:03PM

I’ve been here for a very long time and never heard about a sasquatch creature in northern Virginia. I’ve seen a lot of his later offspring walking around here though.

The only excitement I remember ever hearing about here was the Bunnyman (the Bunnyman bridge is a lot more sinister than the man dressed up like a bunny, with a hatchet who was popular here awhile back). I hope all those people who go out there Halloween don’t suddenly just disappear.

And then back in the 1970’s it was a big thing to do to go watch for the “ghosts in Reston”. I went too but never saw any. Of course that’s a bunch of townhouses now, so the ghosts probably left.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: Firrat ()
Date: September 19, 2006 01:07AM

KeepOnTruckin Wrote:
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> Firrat Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > TRICKIE Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Don't go to that Bunnyman Bridge on Hallowen.
>
> > > Every high school kid in the area will be
> there.
> >
> > > You may also get arrested for trespassing.
> The
> > > land is owned by someone and the police go
> there
> > a
> > > lot.
> > >
> > > Trickie
> >
> >
> > True True...
> >
> > infact every holloween dumbasses decide to go
> > there and drink....
> >
> > Its nothing exciting tho :-\ Just a good place
> to
> > go with a bunch of girls and scare them....
>
>
>
>
> I am sure more happens than that.
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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: FAVA112 ()
Date: September 19, 2006 05:42AM

Supposedly the Bohemoth of Fairfax used to really terrorize a farm located near Route 29 back in the early 1900s. One night it even yanked the legs off a cow with its bare hands, and then broke its way into the hen house and crushed over a dozen chickensto death. People were really pissed.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: FAVA112 ()
Date: September 19, 2006 05:43AM

Supposedly the Bohemoth of Fairfax used to really terrorize a farm located near Route 29 back in the early 1900s. One night it even yanked the legs off a cow with its bare hands, and then broke its way into the hen house and crushed over a dozen chickens to death. People were really pissed.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: FAVA112 ()
Date: September 19, 2006 06:09AM

I bet the Bohemoth could successfully make an internet post without fucking it up.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: FAVA'smom ()
Date: September 19, 2006 11:57AM

Son, get off the internet RIGHT NOW and do your homework.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: FAVA112 ()
Date: September 20, 2006 03:09AM

you goddamn fudgepacker

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: FAVA112 ()
Date: September 20, 2006 03:23AM

There is something about gay sex I find fascinating and erotic, but I prefer a clean ass.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: ferfux ()
Date: September 20, 2006 07:16PM

Dude I heard the BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX the same creature responsible for stealing panties from the dryers on GMU campus and hanging them on George Mason's statue's head!

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: KeepOnTruckin ()
Date: September 20, 2006 11:40PM

Firrat Wrote:
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Yes, and even more than that.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: FAVA112 ()
Date: September 21, 2006 04:34AM

YEah like anyone feels like hearing your bullshit, its not even funny

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: Joel ()
Date: September 24, 2006 11:15PM

The Bunny Man Unmasked:
The Real Life Origins of an Urban Legend
http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/library/branches/vr/bunny/bunny.htm

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: BR ()
Date: September 25, 2006 12:52PM

I think there's some rock out in Chantilly that bleeds when it rains.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: Fairfax MF-er ()
Date: September 25, 2006 12:56PM

I left a "Bohemoth of Fairfax" in the can this morning.

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Re: THE BOHEMOTH OF FAIRFAX
Posted by: Doug Tracht ()
Date: July 13, 2018 07:13PM

Waddle-Doodle!

Bone dry!

AMF!

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