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Bicycle Theft
Posted by: bearcat22 ()
Date: June 12, 2018 07:20PM

I expect that bicycle theft is not that common where you live, unlike in DC.

It would be very amusing and interesting if a group were formed to put out a large number of bait bikes.

When stolen, the high explosive hidden in the bike frames would go off,
maiming or murdering the bike thieves.

You would only have to cripple and kill a few of them to put a total stop to
this shit.

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Re: Bicycle Theft
Posted by: cemnw ()
Date: June 12, 2018 07:41PM

Hi Miz.

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Re: Bicycle Theft
Posted by: Etghjj ()
Date: June 14, 2018 04:10AM

Yes, I was pissed when someone stole my Schwinn, pea picker, crate bike in 1973...

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Re: Bicycle Theft
Posted by: Slavemaster Slim ()
Date: June 14, 2018 07:17AM

bearcat22 Wrote:
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> I expect that bicycle theft is not that common
> where you live, unlike in DC.
>
> It would be very amusing and interesting if a
> group were formed to put out a large number of
> bait bikes.
>
> When stolen, the high explosive hidden in the bike
> frames would go off,
> maiming or murdering the bike thieves.
>
> You would only have to cripple and kill a few of
> them to put a total stop to
> this shit.


Most bike thieves are nigs, so you maim or murder a nig, you will be called a racist, and probably charged with a hate crime.

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Re: Bicycle Theft
Posted by: Nigger bike thieves ()
Date: June 14, 2018 08:39AM

Some niggers stole a lime bike from dc.
To disengage the wheel lock, the wheel rim has to be cut.
The seat is a special bolt with a special removal tool.
The bike was worthless.
They even tried to use the solar panel for the front/rear light-didn’t work.

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