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Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Native 1970 ()
Date: May 17, 2018 10:58AM

It's that time again. You pathetic fools with your "Rock the Red" slogan, what the hell does it mean? A two bit team from sunny Florida will crush your hopes tonight and will beat you at HOME for the final. Save your money and time and don't support a bunch of money hungry sports entertainers.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: not so fast! ()
Date: May 17, 2018 11:06AM

after learning that there is a LJS is in Warrentown Coach Crotch has asked me to get the boys some creamy coleslaw and battered fish. He has also commanded that I get thousands of hush puppies for the fans to feed to the TB players!

This game is ALL CAPS - thanks to the delicious food only available at LJS!!!!!!

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Confused ()
Date: May 17, 2018 11:07AM

I'm not a caps fan but who should I support? All those altruistic sports entertainers?

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Re: Caps Will Win Tonight
Posted by: Tonight Caps Win 3 to 2 ()
Date: May 17, 2018 11:47AM

Tonight Caps Win 3 to 2

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: native 1970 ()
Date: May 17, 2018 10:47PM

3:03 minuets left Native 1970 you were right! Fans are leaving for the Metro. Time to pull the goalie 2:36 left Tampa has never lost away to the SAPS.2:14 good night! Loosing with best line goalie pulled Ha Ha

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Caps SUX!!! ()
Date: May 17, 2018 10:50PM

CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE CHOKE! CA{S FUCKING SUCK. Series tied 2 - 2 after Caps lose 4 -2. Tampa Bay will take the series coz the Caps fucking suck!

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: native 1970 ()
Date: May 17, 2018 11:02PM

TAMPA scores whit ONE SECOND left HA HA HA that is the funniest thing I have ever heard of THAT IS A RECORD ONE SECOND yes ONE SECOND HA HA HA HA HA HA ONE SECOND HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA What did it feel like it must have been hilarious to be there watching the clock and the puck the puck and the clock I hope you got your$500 worth suckers. Game seven at home for the ULTIMATE CHOKE
0-1

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Lolx10 ()
Date: May 18, 2018 01:52AM

And the DC sports curse continues strong. Hoping the bolts crush the caps. Would love to see Tampa and Vegas in the finals

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Capitals.Jihadist ()
Date: May 18, 2018 07:07AM

I don't know if the Caps win this series or not. There are at least two more games to go and possibly three but...

"A two-bit team from Florida..."? They were the best team in the Eastern Conference this season and as a franchise they have played 18 fewer seasons than WSH and managed to win one Cup.

That makes WSH a half-bit team, yes?

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Oviechokin ()
Date: May 18, 2018 09:33AM

Annual Caps choke. Just a couple of weeks later than normal. The Pens would have already swept Tampon by now. Gotta suck for the Pitt to lose to a lucky Caps team and then watch them go down in flames so badly a week later.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Yes Man ()
Date: May 18, 2018 12:22PM

Capitals.Jihadist Wrote:
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> I don't know if the Caps win this series or not.
> There are at least two more games to go and
> possibly three but...
>
> "A two-bit team from Florida..."? They were the
> best team in the Eastern Conference this season
> and as a franchise they have played 18 fewer
> seasons than WSH and managed to win one Cup.
>
> That makes WSH a half-bit team, yes?

Yes.

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Re: Caps Will Win Tonight
Posted by: Series will go until 7th game ()
Date: May 18, 2018 12:28PM

Tonight Caps Win 3 to 2 Wrote:
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> Tonight Caps Win 3 to 2


OK. CAPS Will choke and lose 5-1 tomorrow night in game 5.
It's my new prediction.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: The Craps are like eesh ()
Date: May 18, 2018 12:43PM

Always choking on the big one.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: R.Langway ()
Date: May 19, 2018 03:40PM

Not all eliminations are chokes. TB is the top team in the east. They should beat WSH. It's not a choke when WSH loses to TB this year.

Now, when the Caps lose to a lower seeded team? That is a choke.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: all caps ... ()
Date: May 19, 2018 08:24PM

here we go (away) 0-2 after one ...

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: CAPS SUX!!!!! ()
Date: May 19, 2018 09:48PM

When you are up 2 games to 0 and then you lose three in a row and blow the series its a choke. CAPS SUCK and can't get it done when it counts! FUCK THE CAPS!!!

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: native 1970 ()
Date: May 19, 2018 09:56PM

They SUCK!

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: DC Curse ()
Date: May 19, 2018 10:01PM

I’m so fucking tired of all DC teams at this point. I’m born here and need to find new teams. Fuck DC sports, I’m done.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Alex O. ()
Date: May 19, 2018 11:10PM

Is spring in motherland. No care of some guy cup. Time go home!

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Ovi baloney ()
Date: May 20, 2018 10:34AM

Ovi has other things on his mind






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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Nervous Dad ()
Date: May 20, 2018 10:56AM

Thank gosh the Caps are finally choking. I promised my kid I'd take him to a game if they made it to the finals. I figured they'd never get past the Pens. I was a little nervous this time last week. But I should have realized my $500 was safe and sound.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: holy cow ()
Date: May 20, 2018 12:30PM

choke. They cant find the back of the net and their penalty killing is now shit - Lightning scored 50% of their powerplays. Caps give up goals in first 30 sec of 1st and 2nd periods.

come on man.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Bolty.McLightning ()
Date: May 20, 2018 01:12PM

TB is the better team. Nobody was picking the Caps. Even if they had a 3-0 lead and lose 4-3...still not a choke.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Oviechokin ()
Date: May 20, 2018 01:53PM

Bolty.McLightning Wrote:
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> TB is the better team. Nobody was picking the
> Caps. Even if they had a 3-0 lead and lose
> 4-3...still not a choke.


Wow. What a asslicker post. Caps beat the best team (Pittsburgh) and go up 2 and you try and tell us they ain't choking. lol.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Bolty.McLightning ()
Date: May 20, 2018 02:14PM

PGH...nice little team up there...coupla' Cups. My Bolts were the best team in the East this season. Perhaps you've heard...

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Busta Cap ()
Date: May 21, 2018 10:41AM

Will the Caps make it four straight losses in row? It is in their DNA; they view it as a sacred tradition to massively choke. Place yer bets!

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Oviechokin ()
Date: May 21, 2018 11:28AM

Sadly, the caps played just about as well as they could in game 4 and still lost. The Tampon goalie finally woke up and the caps can't get anything past him. I'd say caps lose tonight 5-1. They suck.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: uWrong ()
Date: May 21, 2018 02:04PM

Impossible for the Caps to choke. Tampa was a higher seed and, in general, has a little bit better of a team. The Caps were higher seeded than both Columbus and Shitsburgh and beat them both, as expected.

What they won't do, however, is OVERachieve. This team has redefined underachieving for nearly 20 years. They definitely are no "Miracle on Ice."

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: lcl ()
Date: May 21, 2018 02:15PM

uWrong Wrote:
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> Impossible for the Caps to choke. Tampa was a
> higher seed and, in general, has a little bit
> better of a team. The Caps were higher seeded than
> both Columbus and Shitsburgh and beat them both,
> as expected.
>
> What they won't do, however, is OVERachieve. This
> team has redefined underachieving for nearly 20
> years. They definitely are no "Miracle on Ice."


So, by your (insane) reasoning, if the Caps were up 3 - 0 and leading by 4 goals going into the 3rd period of game 4 and then lost not only that game, but the next 3, that wouldn't be a choke because the Lightning were a higher seed? That's stupid as shit. If the Caps were blown out in 4 games, it would have been a choke. If the Caps lose this after being up 2-0 and have Tampa against the ropes, it's a choke. You're obviously a girl trying to act like you understand sports. Go home to pappa little girl.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Red.Rocker ()
Date: May 21, 2018 03:00PM

Again, just because a team loses...it's not a choke.

Higher seed beats you, not a choke. Lower seed beats you, that's a choke. Fairly simple.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Choko ()
Date: May 21, 2018 03:05PM

Red.Rocker Wrote:
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> Again, just because a team loses...it's not a
> choke.
>
> Higher seed beats you, not a choke. Lower seed
> beats you, that's a choke. Fairly simple.

The Caps choke in the playoffs every year. If it's the playoffs, when the Caps lose, they choked.

Probably best if they ckoke at home. Would be OK if they choke in OT of game 7.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Snarling Knarling ()
Date: May 21, 2018 03:31PM

Red.Rocker Wrote:
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> Again, just because a team loses...it's not a
> choke.
>
> Higher seed beats you, not a choke. Lower seed
> beats you, that's a choke. Fairly simple.


Like the guy said, you obviously don't know shit about sports or what is considered choking. Now STFU and go get us some sambitchs you stupid cunt.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Danny Webster ()
Date: May 21, 2018 04:25PM

Any pro team that loses four straight to another team is by definition a pack of no-account, overpaid choke artists.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Caps Win ()
Date: May 21, 2018 11:12PM

Look at all the chumps in this post that were wrong. Probably typical FFXU posters that ar used to being failures.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Red.Rocker ()
Date: May 21, 2018 11:53PM

Snarling Knarling Wrote:
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> Red.Rocker Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Again, just because a team loses...it's not a
> > choke.
> >
> > Higher seed beats you, not a choke. Lower seed
> > beats you, that's a choke. Fairly simple.
>
>
> Like the guy said, you obviously don't know shit
> about sports or what is considered choking. Now
> STFU and go get us some sambitchs you stupid cunt.

Go back to your room...errr, I mean you parents' basement. Don't worry, Mommy will be down soon to smother your genitals with marshmallow fluff while Daddy plays hide the nine-iron in your ass and watches you lick your own shit off the end of it. Then you can all watch midget porn together.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Caps to Lose ()
Date: May 22, 2018 06:20AM

Caps Win Wrote:
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> Look at all the chumps in this post that were
> wrong. Probably typical FFXU posters that ar used
> to being failures.

And you've been wrong every year for 20+ years, loser!

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: fail detector ()
Date: May 22, 2018 08:46AM

Native 1970 Wrote:
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> It's that time again. You pathetic fools with your
> "Rock the Red" slogan, what the hell does it mean?
> A two bit team from sunny Florida will crush your
> hopes tonight and will beat you at HOME for the
> final. Save your money and time and don't support
> a bunch of money hungry sports entertainers.


This tripe was posted 5 days ago? Caps are still in. fail.

And even if they lose game 7 in the semis, that is hardly "choking".

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: 3-0, All CAPS Baby! ()
Date: May 22, 2018 10:22AM

Native 1970 Wrote:
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> It's that time again. You pathetic fools with your
> "Rock the Red" slogan, what the hell does it mean?
> A two bit team from sunny Florida will crush your
> hopes tonight and will beat you at HOME for the
> final. Save your money and time and don't support
> a bunch of money hungry sports entertainers.

So much for the choke!

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Re: Caps Will Win TOMORROW NIGHT
Posted by: Go CAPS ()
Date: May 22, 2018 11:43AM

Series will go until 7th game Wrote:
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> Tonight Caps Win 3 to 2 Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Tonight Caps Win 3 to 2
>
>
> OK. CAPS Will choke and lose 5-1 tomorrow night
> in game 5.
> It's my new prediction.

"Series will go until 7th game"
That part is correct.
Prediction: CAPS WILL ADVANCE to Play the VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS for the Stanley Cup.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Wednesday Nite Choke ()
Date: May 22, 2018 11:51AM

Red.Rocker Wrote:
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> Again, just because a team loses...it's not a
> choke.
>
> Higher seed beats you, not a choke. Lower seed
> beats you, that's a choke. Fairly simple.


Caps held a 2-0 lead in this series, so if they DON'T advance to the cup it is a CHOKE!

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Capitals.Jihadist ()
Date: May 22, 2018 01:14PM

Nope...still here...still slurping on the huge Caps cock, not a choke in sight. It's just going smoothly down the back of our throats and tomorrow night we'll all get the glorious red, white and blue spunk facial.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Hillary Orr ()
Date: May 22, 2018 09:50PM

It's OUR turn to get the Stanley Cup! We have vaginas! IT'S OUR TURN!!

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Oviechokin ()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:58AM

Caps go down in flames tonight in one of the biggest chokes in the Caps' long history of choking. 4-1 Lightning over Caps.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: "It's The Final Countdown" ()
Date: May 23, 2018 06:35PM

Road trip fail tonite.....lol

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: rockthered45 ()
Date: May 23, 2018 08:58PM

You fucktards cannot get it right. I thought they were already supposed to choke when they played the Pens.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Tom Wilson ()
Date: May 23, 2018 09:06PM

https://youtu.be/fLJOaTyX9uE
Fucking beast!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Caps caps caps ()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:07PM

Native 1970 Wrote:
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> It's that time again. You pathetic fools with your
> "Rock the Red" slogan, what the hell does it mean?
> A two bit team from sunny Florida will crush your
> hopes tonight and will beat you at HOME for the
> final. Save your money and time and don't support
> a bunch of money hungry sports entertainers.

How’s that working out for you so far?

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: OOOOOOPPPPPPS ()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:10PM

Oviechokin Wrote:
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> Caps go down in flames tonight in one of the
> biggest chokes in the Caps' long history of
> choking. 4-1 Lightning over Caps.
3-0 Caps after 2. You Lose.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Caps Win ()
Date: May 23, 2018 10:49PM

BOOM - Caps win!!!

Stanley Cup Finals - here we come!

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Fuck Off Asshole ()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:30PM

You’re one stupid motherfucker.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Kill yourself! ()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:32PM

Oviechokin Wrote:
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> Caps go down in flames tonight in one of the
> biggest chokes in the Caps' long history of
> choking. 4-1 Lightning over Caps.


Do it.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Dud Duh Duh..... ()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:33PM

Pansy...

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Loser City ()
Date: May 23, 2018 11:59PM

Oviechokin Wrote:
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> Caps go down in flames tonight in one of the
> biggest chokes in the Caps' long history of
> choking. 4-1 Lightning over Caps.

How did that work out for you? LOSER

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Native Faggot ()
Date: May 24, 2018 12:05AM

Native 1970 Wrote:
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> It's that time again. You pathetic fools with your
> "Rock the Red" slogan, what the hell does it mean?
> A two bit team from sunny Florida will crush your
> hopes tonight and will beat you at HOME for the
> final. Save your money and time and don't support
> a bunch of money hungry sports entertainers.

Hmmm, why aren’t you running your cock holster tonight? I know, because you got your ass handed to you faggot! LOSER!!

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Tom Wilson ()
Date: May 24, 2018 12:06AM


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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
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Date: May 24, 2018 01:01AM


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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Congratulations ()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:19AM

https://youtu.be/3py-hfHDz58

Caps!!!!

Ocean City Bish
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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Slapshot. ()
Date: May 24, 2018 01:48AM

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: CAPSCAPS ()
Date: May 24, 2018 09:25AM

Hey Nostradamus, you're dead.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Failed Team ()
Date: May 24, 2018 09:42AM

If the Caps somehow find a way to win the Stanley Cup, it will be too little, too late. With all of the money paid to those super players, and the broken promises of a cup win year after year, the Caps will still be considered failures.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Out on a sawed off limb... ()
Date: May 24, 2018 09:49AM

People shouldn't trash-talk when they've got nada-zip-zero to back any of it up.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Great 8 ()
Date: May 24, 2018 02:42PM

All the haters out there can suck it. Don’t bother coming to the victory parade when we bring the cup home.

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Groovy.Ghoul ()
Date: May 24, 2018 03:01PM

Failed Team Wrote:
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> If the Caps somehow find a way to win the Stanley
> Cup, it will be too little, too late. With all of
> the money paid to those super players, and the
> broken promises of a cup win year after year, the
> Caps will still be considered failures.

You suck at life. Were you sexually abused as a child?

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Re: Caps Will Choke Tonight
Posted by: Good Job boyz ! Great Job 43! $ ()
Date: May 24, 2018 03:59PM


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