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Would you live on the old Lorton Prison grounds?
Posted by: Andy Dufresne ()
Date: April 09, 2018 09:33PM

They may be brand new and really nice, but to just think of all the brutal prison rapes done there throughout the years by the bull queers who ran the cell blocks. I don't know if I could live there what with all the blood and jizz stains...

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Re: Would you live on the old Lorton Prison grounds?
Posted by: Dumpy dump ()
Date: April 09, 2018 09:58PM

How about the proximity to a landfill and trash incinerator?

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Re: Would you live on the old Lorton Prison grounds?
Posted by: WTTHD ()
Date: April 09, 2018 11:44PM

And the fact that your kids will likely attend South County High School.

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Re: Would you live on the old Lorton Prison grounds?
Posted by: peep ()
Date: April 10, 2018 12:41AM

Yes. I would make a fake haunted prison video while sleeping there overnight, get millions of views on YouTube, and then I'd get a YouTube partnership from making even more fake haunted house videos. YouTube partnership = part-time job = extra money.


Everyone does it.

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Re: Would you live on the old Lorton Prison grounds?
Posted by: NoFuckingway ()
Date: April 11, 2018 07:53PM

Its a boondoggle. The developers sure bought off the Board of Supervisors though

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Re: Would you live on the old Lorton Prison grounds?
Posted by: Paul VI grad ()
Date: April 11, 2018 08:51PM

They filmed the move Shawshank Redemption at the old Lorton Prison site.

Oh wait, no - that was a porno. ‘The Curious Taste Of Benjamin’s Butthole’.

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