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Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: Abandon all hope ()
Date: March 07, 2018 10:37PM

I've ditched on 495, 66 east, and a local road. What's a really good place to leave my car? Something trendy that will make a statement? I'm thinking maybe Rock Creek Parkway, maybe near the Lincoln memorial?

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: 9JJK4 ()
Date: March 07, 2018 10:39PM

Assuming its a 3-series, I always recommend Rt 50, Rt 236, or Lee Highway, but make sure its IN a travel lane! Good luck!

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: Hmm... ()
Date: March 07, 2018 11:04PM

9JJK4 Wrote:
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> Assuming its a 3-series, I always recommend Rt 50,
> Rt 236, or Lee Highway, but make sure its IN a
> travel lane! Good luck!


I dunno - Rt. 50 seems so last year. Dare I try a bridge? I'm sort of worried I'll get towed if I ditch on bridge.

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: Lon the hook nose ()
Date: March 07, 2018 11:20PM

Try Route 7 on Sunday morning. Block McLean bible church traffic.

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: Idea.Guy ()
Date: March 07, 2018 11:31PM

Find a VDOT salt storage facility alongside the Beltway and leave it there...preferably up against the gate.

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: I like it! ()
Date: March 07, 2018 11:51PM

Idea.Guy Wrote:
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> Find a VDOT salt storage facility alongside the
> Beltway and leave it there...preferably up against
> the gate.


Oh man - that's a GREAT idea...

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: Do It ()
Date: March 08, 2018 12:00AM

Put a rag in the gas tank and light it on fire. Don't forget to live stream it.

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: The Facebook ()
Date: March 08, 2018 03:25AM

Everyone on Fairfax underground should pick a school and abandon their car near the front and rear exits of a school of their choice so fcps will be forced to close on Monday

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: Good Plan ()
Date: March 08, 2018 09:06AM

Abandon all hope Wrote:
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> I've ditched on 495, 66 east, and a local road.
> What's a really good place to leave my car?
> Something trendy that will make a statement? I'm
> thinking maybe Rock Creek Parkway, maybe near the
> Lincoln memorial?



Be sure to do it in a way that blocks both lanes so that no traffic can get through.

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: Holeup Waymint ()
Date: March 08, 2018 09:08AM

Last time we had a snowstorm, I left my Honda on Rt 7 in front of Culmore. As I was getting into my Uber to go home, some beaner actually stole it right in front of me.

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: goodbye my dear ()
Date: March 08, 2018 03:19PM

Abandon your car right at dulles airport on the runway.

You get a +100 Fed Time bonus. Doing an intersection is just a simple felony, sheesh.

Go big or go home.

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: Buy the Farm ()
Date: March 08, 2018 03:28PM

goodbye my dear Wrote:
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> Abandon your car right at dulles airport on the
> runway.
>
> You get a +100 Fed Time bonus. Doing an
> intersection is just a simple felony, sheesh.
>
> Go big or go home.


Can top that about time.
Park it on the CSX tracks someplace but don't ditch. Close your eyes and you will be timeless.

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: smash them up ()
Date: March 09, 2018 09:29AM

If you hurry, you might be able to steal a gas tanker truck and abandon it at the 270 spur/American legion bridge.


This may convince Maryland to build another bridge to connect VA and MD.

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: Seen it done before ()
Date: March 09, 2018 09:45AM

For a laugh, abandon your car/truck in the emergency lanes at any local hospital.

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: Junker for the undocumented ()
Date: March 09, 2018 10:54AM

In front of Casa de Maryland.

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: The Traffic Asshole ()
Date: March 10, 2018 05:15PM

Pull over on I-66 or I-95 and turn on your emergency flashers, and you will create a major back up in minutes.

Then simply drive away.

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: Ha ha ha ha ()
Date: March 10, 2018 11:14PM

Ha ha ha you’re all so fucking funny

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Re: Where should I abandon my vehicle this Sunday?
Posted by: McDonald’s Drive thru ()
Date: March 11, 2018 07:56AM

Abandon it in a Chik fil a drive thru

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