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Do I have a decebt resume to become a Fairfax County cop?
Posted by: Waaaaaahhhhhhttttt? ()
Date: February 07, 2018 07:00PM

22 year old
Speak spanish (from El Salvador)
No criminal record
No speeding tickets
Bachleors Degree in Business


Do I have a decent shot?

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Re: Do I have a decebt resume to become a Fairfax County cop?
Posted by: Close, but not quite ()
Date: February 07, 2018 07:03PM

You'd have a great shot if you're homosexual, transgender, nongender, transsexual or some other deviancy.

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Re: Do I have a decebt resume to become a Fairfax County cop?
Posted by: You will get SHOT ()
Date: February 07, 2018 07:17PM

You will get SHOT bc you look like Ms13.

No one gives a shit about ur Strayer degree in business....

Good job to your advisor for recommending biz courses and now u wanna be a cop....

SMH!

P

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Re: Do I have a decebt resume to become a Fairfax County cop?
Posted by: RRRRR ()
Date: February 07, 2018 08:09PM

Full of caccccccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Re: Do I have a decebt resume to become a Fairfax County cop?
Posted by: You Have To Be A US Citizen ()
Date: February 07, 2018 09:08PM

And they want people with secondary skills like scuba diving, motorcycling, bicycling, able to speak in public, have done some volunteer community service (not for court) as well as other skills that can be applied to police work

Yes you may have a shot if the above applies.

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Re: Do I have a decebt resume to become a Fairfax County cop?
Posted by: Yes it's good ()
Date: February 07, 2018 09:20PM

No speeding tickets, but do you have a record of any kind?

If you have a clean record and speak Spanish, yes, you've got a good PD resume. Speaking Spanish is far, far more important than a college degree - it's absolutely retarded that PDs want college degrees these days, as they're totally useless, But progressive politicians want to make sure you've had the requisite progressive world view brainwash.

If progressive politics didn't play a roll in PD hiring, a good resume would look like this:

1. Clean record (though I'd be lenient about 5-10mph over speeding)
2. Speak Spanish - this is INVALUABLE
3. Military record, extra points for a combat MOS, and extra extra points for gunts, combat medics, and combat engineers
4. College degree - meh

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Re: Do I have a decebt resume to become a Fairfax County cop?
Posted by: FCPD Wants College Grads ()
Date: February 07, 2018 10:33PM

And secondary skills and languages

And you have to have, What their looking for psych wise, your either going to be in, our out despite anything else and extra points for a military combat MOS no they don't care a bit about that or if you even served, unless you got what they are looking for upstairs in the head

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Re: Do I have a decebt resume to become a Fairfax County cop?
Posted by: Of Course Some Lie ()
Date: February 07, 2018 10:38PM

And get in,and that's the secret to the polygraph exam and more. I Won't say who lies the most

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Re: Do I have a decebt resume to become a Fairfax County cop?
Posted by: Low IQ ()
Date: February 07, 2018 10:38PM

And don't forget to be relatively stupid - police actively discriminate against candidates who score too high on IQ tests:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/court-oks-barring-high-iqs-cops/story?id=95836

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Re: Do I have a decebt resume to become a Fairfax County cop?
Posted by: decebt ? ()
Date: February 07, 2018 10:40PM

You failed , move on, you cant write a report

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