no stink on my hang low!

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no stink on my hang low!

Posted by: country703 ()

Date: April 21, 2014 08:21PM

I have tried and tried and tried to get me some strange at Wegmans. The way you guys make it out every other woman there wants it hard, strong, and long. I have hung out by the salad bar, over in bulk foods, and in the new wine place. Hell I even got a hair cut, a fresh shave, and a new shirt some homo at the mall sold me. And I have got got dang nothing to show for it! Not even a stinky finger or even a tit squeeze.

What does a guy have to do to get some tail around here?!?

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Re: no stink on my hang low!

Posted by: Easy peezy ()

Date: April 21, 2014 10:03PM

country703 Wrote:
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> I have tried and tried and tried to get me some
> strange at Wegmans. The way you guys make it out
> every other woman there wants it hard, strong, and
> long. I have hung out by the salad bar, over in
> bulk foods, and in the new wine place. Hell I
> even got a hair cut, a fresh shave, and a new
> shirt some homo at the mall sold me. And I have
> got got dang nothing to show for it! Not even a
> stinky finger or even a tit squeeze.
>
> What does a guy have to do to get some tail around
> here?!?

Gerry2 gives it away for free. He likes the hang low.

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Re: no stink on my hang low!

Posted by: HD works for me ()

Date: April 21, 2014 10:08PM

Why you trying at Wegmans? Home Depot on a Saturday is where you'll get some pussy. All those divorced MILFs trying to get a dripping kitchen sink fixed or a new doorbell installed will gladly invite you over after you talk long enough to let them realize you aren't a serial killer. Flirt a little, mention how you haven't had a home cooked meal for a while and offer to come over in exchange for a meal. Play your cards right and you'll be eating some pussy too.

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