For over a week, this goose has been hanging out in front of the Chipotle in Fair Lakes. It shits all over the side walk and if you get within 10 feet of it, it will charge you.

Humans don't understand protecting the babies...

Considering you abort so many because of choice!

I think it is high. Will the county please do something about this?!

I'm not high, rather a protective mother niggah

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Like I always say, what's good for the goose is always good for the gander.

OH SHEILA

It must have rabies. Quick call animal control!

willy Wrote:
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> For over a week, this goose has been hanging out
> in front of the Chipotle in Fair Lakes. It shits
> all over the side walk and if you get within 10
> feet of it, it will charge you.

I was walking on the side walk with my two sons and our dog. The goose walks right up to my son and immediately quacks at him. And I mean, loud. A loud quack meant as a warning, but I'm a democrat. I believe all ducks and races are completely equal and I attempted to tell the goose about the ringing success of obamacare and how it will help his goose family save money. Before I finished my sentance the goose had mauled both of my children, one of them was bleeding from a severe goose bite and our dog and both kids were in tears. I was crying too, because I learned that not all geese are born and raised the same way. Some geese are just niggers.

I never understood how a goose chases a grownup more than once.

terrified in fair lakes Wrote:
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> willy Wrote:
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> -----
> > For over a week, this goose has been hanging
> out
> > in front of the Chipotle in Fair Lakes. It
> shits
> > all over the side walk and if you get within 10
> > feet of it, it will charge you.
>
> I was walking on the side walk with my two sons
> and our dog. The goose walks right up to my son
> and immediately quacks at him. And I mean, loud. A
> loud quack meant as a warning, but I'm a democrat.
> I believe all ducks and races are completely equal
> and I attempted to tell the goose about the
> ringing success of obamacare and how it will help
> his goose family save money. Before I finished my
> sentance the goose had mauled both of my children,
> one of them was bleeding from a severe goose bite
> and our dog and both kids were in tears. I was
> crying too, because I learned that not all geese
> are born and raised the same way. Some geese are
> just niggers.

Not funny.

Get Joe Biden with his shotgun to take care of that goose.

Try Harder Wrote:
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> terrified in fair lakes Wrote:
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> -----
> > willy Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > For over a week, this goose has been hanging
> > out
> > > in front of the Chipotle in Fair Lakes. It
> > shits
> > > all over the side walk and if you get within
> 10
> > > feet of it, it will charge you.
> >
> > I was walking on the side walk with my two sons
> > and our dog. The goose walks right up to my son
> > and immediately quacks at him. And I mean, loud.
> A
> > loud quack meant as a warning, but I'm a
> democrat.
> > I believe all ducks and races are completely
> equal
> > and I attempted to tell the goose about the
> > ringing success of obamacare and how it will
> help
> > his goose family save money. Before I finished
> my
> > sentance the goose had mauled both of my
> children,
> > one of them was bleeding from a severe goose
> bite
> > and our dog and both kids were in tears. I was
> > crying too, because I learned that not all
> geese
> > are born and raised the same way. Some geese
> are
> > just niggers.
>
> Not funny.

Great story, compelling and rich.

If you're not racist by age 30, you must be retarded. Anyone who doesn't take into account their surroundings and adjust accordingly when surrounded by Blacks is asking to die young or at least be beaten into an even-more braindead lib zombie. Yes, even the PC libs do this all the time, though they'd never admit it.

Maybe once the prices go up at Chipotle, the goose will find a McDonald's and its clientele to harrass.

Geese are shaped just like footballs with wings. Just sayin

Chuck Darwin Wrote:
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> If you're not racist by age 30, you must be
> retarded. Anyone who doesn't take into account
> their surroundings and adjust accordingly when
> surrounded by Blacks is asking to die young or at
> least be beaten into an even-more braindead lib
> zombie. Yes, even the PC libs do this all the
> time, though they'd never admit it.

Dat be why Gerry in fo' a big ass head stompin'.

Those chinks, gook, etc will take that goose out and he will end up in a bowl. No such thing as a bad goose or duck when come to Asians, he on the menu.

And you people think I am mean? Calling me a racist football shaped drug addict really hurts!

I took care of it....
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What's..."Chipotle"?

It's funny, I was just at that Chiptole and didn't see any goose outside. They did have goose as one of the meat options though. Interesting.

willy - The way to deal with an angry bird is to put him in a slingshot and shoot him at the nearby pigs or the building that they are hiding in. Very simple solution.

The goose is not a female. It quacked and chased me down and jumped on my back. It then proceeded to rape my ass until I was bleeding profusely. It was grunting/quacking the whole time. I feel violated. Please help me.

if it's gone and your burrito meat is tough.. just saying...

It's...BAAAAAAACK!!!
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Is the goose still there? I've seen some vicious ones where I work, protecting their nests around the pond.