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Masturbating Yogi/Carcass Abuser Arrested on Mount Vernon Trail
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: April 07, 2014 04:11PM

http://www.americanbazaaronline.com/2014/04/01/seriously-whats-yoga-got/

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/02/bill-kachle-yoga-masturbation-park-_n_5077889.html

http://i.cdn.turner.com/dr/teg/tsg/release/sites/default/files/assets/federalparkmast.jpg

http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/03/bill-kachle-masturbating-yogi-throws-dead-animal-at-passing-car-4687391/

A yoga enthusiast allegedly lost his self-discipline when he began masturbating in front of two women who were walking in the woods.

Bill Kachle then picked up a dead animal before throwing it a passing car at the George Washington Memorial Park in Virginia, US, according to police.

The 68-year-old was holding a yoga pose when the women walked by, but seemingly lost his state of calm when he began waving his arms and shouting odd statements at the pair, it is claimed.

‘The females later observed the man drop his pants and [he] began to stroke his penis,’ Jared Tyng, a US park police officer, wrote in his report. ‘[He] made no effort to conceal this activity.’

He added: ‘Thereafter, the subject then picked up a dead animal, ran into the northbound lanes of travel on the George Washington Memorial Parkway and threw the dead animal at a passing car.

‘He then returned to the trail, pointed at both women and masturbated again.’




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Re: Masturbating Yogi/Carcass Abuser Arrested on Mount Vernon Trail
Posted by: 6X ()
Date: April 07, 2014 05:38PM

I hope the dead animal wasn't a cat.
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Re: Masturbating Yogi/Carcass Abuser Arrested on Mount Vernon Trail
Posted by: Found Him ()
Date: April 08, 2014 07:22AM

The DNC called. They want their policy expert back.

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Re: Masturbating Yogi/Carcass Abuser Arrested on Mount Vernon Trail
Posted by: Tough One ()
Date: April 08, 2014 07:28AM

Gerry got a job, congrats!

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