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TSA, "We detained Muhammad Ali, Jr. because of his large jewelry..."
Posted by: Leftist.Gorilla ()
Date: March 11, 2017 01:13PM

http://deadspin.com/muhammad-ali-jr-reportedly-stopped-at-airport-one-day-1793185010

Well damn...if large jewelry is such a known threat...somebody should tell Melania.

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Re: TSA, "We detained Muhammad Ali, Jr. because of his large jewelry..."
Posted by: Anglo-Saxon ()
Date: March 11, 2017 02:58PM

They detained him so the TSA could pat down his crotch (using the new TSA erotic caress pat down rules).

All they found was 2 tablespoons of Arthur Treacher's tartar sauce in his drawers.

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Re: TSA, "We detained Muhammad Ali, Jr. because of his large jewelry..."
Posted by: hello miz ()
Date: March 11, 2017 03:00PM

Give it up Pedo

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Re: TSA, "We detained Muhammad Ali, Jr. because of his large jewelry..."
Posted by: Anglo-Saxon ()
Date: March 11, 2017 03:54PM

Troll asshole

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Re: TSA, "We detained Muhammad Ali, Jr. because of his large jewelry..."
Posted by: Arthur Treacher, Esq. ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:05PM

hello miz Wrote:
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> Give it up Pedo


What a prickdo!

You clearly like what you like.

Perv.

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Re: TSA, "We detained Muhammad Ali, Jr. because of his large jewelry..."
Posted by: Ludwig ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:26PM

http://thedailypatdown.com/

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Re: TSA, "We detained Muhammad Ali, Jr. because of his large jewelry..."
Posted by: helpaho ()
Date: March 11, 2017 05:47PM



I Feem to be Slobbering on Flaccid Cocks.


So does my roommare here at FCDC where I've been rooming since that incident in the woods at the soccer game last weekend. I still yearn to have my rectum wrecked.




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Re: TSA, "We detained Muhammad Ali, Jr. because of his large jewelry..."
Posted by: Not The Greatest ()
Date: March 11, 2017 10:14PM

What are the odds that this guy tried to go through the metal
detector but refused to take off his metal jewelry? Which everyone
else already knew you're not supposed to be wearing in the first place?
And then gave the TSA Agents a bunch of "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!??!"
attitude and bullshit. And the TSA agents are (honestly) like,
"Um, no sir, we don't. But the rules apply to everyone equally."
"So please come with us. MUHAMMAD JUNIOR."

I hate the TSA worse than I hate grandiose pricks, but...

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Re: TSA, "We detained Muhammad Ali, Jr. because of his large jewelry..."
Posted by: causeican ()
Date: March 12, 2017 12:08AM

He might be a threat. Really.

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Re: TSA, "We detained Muhammad Ali, Jr. because of his large jewelry..."
Posted by: U812 ()
Date: March 12, 2017 05:47PM

TSA sucks balls! They should have frisked him because hes
a dirty stinking towelhead! Who gives a shit about his
jewelry. But as soon as they see the name Muhammad
They should give him the wood shampoo and give him a body
Cavity search.

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Re: TSA, "We detained Muhammad Ali, Jr. because of his large jewelry..."
Posted by: homo alert ()
Date: March 12, 2017 06:20PM

What has happened to society that men are wearing jewelry?

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