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Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: Clown Shoe ()
Date: January 19, 2009 09:04AM

Prepare yourself for long lines at local fast food places. Expect people to being ordering gourmet style. "I'll have one Double Cheesburger, medium well, easy on the ketchup, light mustard, one small coke with three to four ices cubes and fries that are slightly crisp lightly salted."

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: Frank ()
Date: January 19, 2009 09:16AM

Because?

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: jimW ()
Date: January 19, 2009 09:28AM

obese liberals?
weird. they're typically more outdoorsy and fit. and eat dried fruit.

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: Lame ()
Date: January 19, 2009 09:29AM

Error 404, humor not found. Try again?

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: dono ()
Date: January 19, 2009 10:05AM

Fast food is the mana of the Liberal Elites - its known...

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: Genevieve ()
Date: January 19, 2009 12:25PM

mmmmm cheezburger.
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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: 70chip ()
Date: January 19, 2009 01:21PM

You've obviously never ordered fast food with a black friend before... They special order EVERY aspect of it, from how many onions on the burger, to wanting "new" fries, to hold this, add that, gimme 4 BBQs, 4 honey mustards, split the soda with half hi-c and half orange.. too much ice, take it back.. and then try and haggle on the price. Some don't realize they're about to get a big fat lugi
in their sandwich.


Frank Wrote:
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> Because?

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: dono ()
Date: January 19, 2009 01:46PM


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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Date: January 19, 2009 01:49PM

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: DCON ()
Date: January 19, 2009 02:10PM

LMAO... Tru Dat. How about bringing one to an ATM machine. You think they were programming the space shuttle for liftoff! Priceless unless you're in a hurry.


70chip Wrote:
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> You've obviously never ordered fast food with a
> black friend before... They special order EVERY
> aspect of it, from how many onions on the burger,
> to wanting "new" fries, to hold this, add that,
> gimme 4 BBQs, 4 honey mustards, split the soda
> with half hi-c and half orange.. too much ice,
> take it back.. and then try and haggle on the
> price. Some don't realize they're about to get a
> big fat lugi
> in their sandwich.
>
>
> Frank Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Because?

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: AP ()
Date: January 19, 2009 02:14PM

AP: CENTREVILLE, VA -- Local KFC Restaurant reports record one-day earnings day before Inauguration. "I feel like I won the Lottery", said Hajid-Amhed, owner. "Usually for lunch on Monday we get one, maybe two customers" Amhed explained, "today we had to steal food from Giant's dumpsters just to keep the lines moving" One restaurant goer wasn't as happy "Do these people not know what sweat tea is!?" Said Jarule Robinson, visiting from South Carolina, "And no one speaks english! what is this place?!"

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: LOL'ing ()
Date: January 19, 2009 03:29PM

AP Wrote:
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> AP: CENTREVILLE, VA -- Local KFC Restaurant
> reports record one-day earnings day before
> Inauguration. "I feel like I won the Lottery",
> said Hajid-Amhed, owner. "Usually for lunch on
> Monday we get one, maybe two customers" Amhed
> explained, "today we had to steal food from
> Giant's dumpsters just to keep the lines moving"
> One restaurant goer wasn't as happy "Do these
> people not know what sweat tea is!?" Said Jarule
> Robinson, visiting from South Carolina, "And no
> one speaks english! what is this place?!"


A+

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: Buckwheat ()
Date: January 19, 2009 05:32PM

The local Popeye's are being overrun. Apparently there are a lot of folks in town that "Love that chicken from Popeyes."

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: Googlezon ()
Date: January 19, 2009 05:45PM

Buckwheat Wrote:
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> The local Popeye's are being overrun. Apparently
> there are a lot of folks in town that "Love that
> chicken from Popeyes."


Now this is funny

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Date: January 19, 2009 05:47PM

Buckwheat Wrote:
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> The local Popeye's are being overrun. Apparently
> there are a lot of folks in town that "Love that
> chicken from Popeyes."


Apparently there has been no change in business at Red Lobster.

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: Buckwheat ()
Date: January 19, 2009 07:15PM

The Carolina Kitchen has run out of grape Ne-hi, chitlins, watermelon and moon pies.

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: dono ()
Date: January 19, 2009 07:48PM

Buckwheat Wrote:
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> The Carolina Kitchen has run out of grape Ne-hi,
> chitlins, watermelon and moon pies.

Oh I get it - not a rant on liberals but rather the negroid race. Sorry I missed the humor in that. That is very funny. You see, Obama is half negroid half caucasoid so many of his supports voted for him because he is like them (or at least many persons of color voted for him because he is half like him). I assume the caucasoids (whom are also half like him) might have voted for him because he is like them but we would not know it because they do not like fast food as much as the negroid population (reference missing).

Whereas, Tiger Woods is half negroid and half mongoloid and he attended the inauguration, therefore, one half of his supporters would also like fast food however, the other half would like noodles and asian food (perhaps causing an increase in sales of those as well).

Well my, imagine the belly laughs when your excellent joke finally got through my thick skull. What a gem!





Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 01/19/2009 07:54PM by dono.

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: jimW ()
Date: January 19, 2009 08:01PM

whities eat more fast food than anyone on the planet.
we're talking about greasy chicken here & foods of the southern persuasion.

I just saw Oprah give the nation a collective obamagasm...you can't tell me people are a little over fired up about this guy.

the obamessiah.

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: Frank ()
Date: January 20, 2009 05:19PM

What is a "whities"?

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: jimW ()
Date: January 20, 2009 05:51PM

Frank Wrote:
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> What is a "whities"?

I believe it the plural of whitey however, since it is not in Webster's I can spell it however I want.

I was referring to White America, and their reputation for fast food consumption.

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: January 24, 2009 02:47AM

Frank Wrote:
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> What is a "whities"?


http://images.google.com/images?q=whities&oe=utf-8&rls=org.debian:en-US:unofficial&client=iceweasel-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&tab=wi


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: superfly ()
Date: January 24, 2009 08:29AM

Frank Wrote:
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> What is a "whities"?

Same thing as "honky mo-fo's"

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: OMG ()
Date: January 25, 2009 12:57AM

I heard a black dude ask that they "fry that shit hard" when he placed his order.

I was like WTF did you just ask for?

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: dono ()
Date: January 25, 2009 08:33AM

'hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, frying shit hard won't upset us...'

have your shit fried your way...

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Re: Prepare for Long Lines at Fast Food Establishments
Posted by: GMU Hokie ()
Date: April 25, 2009 03:48PM

Since when did fast food become food?

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