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Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: Wreckitralph ()
Date: March 16, 2014 03:56PM

I'm turning 21 soon and I want to go out the day of my birthday as well as later on(obviously). My friend said to go to restaurants and order drinks you have to get a horizontal id as they won't accept the vertical under 21 id. How does that even work, do I have to go to the dmv the day of my birthday and get a new id? Do they even give them the day of at the dmv? Any help would be appreciated.

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: Gerrymanderer2 ()
Date: March 16, 2014 04:01PM

Show them the date of birth. They can read can't they?

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: Wreckitralph ()
Date: March 16, 2014 04:05PM

Haha right! That's what I assumed..

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: Brrrrrrr ()
Date: March 16, 2014 04:05PM

How did the youth in this area become so fucking stupid?

Dumb as a box of rocks but all he/she is concerned about is getting a drunk on for their 21st birthday.

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: vertical ID, 22 ()
Date: March 16, 2014 04:06PM

Not true at all, I still have a vertical ID. My ID does not expire for another 2 years, so not going to get it replaced till then.

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: Idiots around here ()
Date: March 16, 2014 04:17PM

Brrrrrrr Wrote:
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> How did the youth in this area become so fucking
> stupid?
>
> Dumb as a box of rocks but all he/she is concerned
> about is getting a drunk on for their 21st
> birthday.


Don't worry. The parents will bail this fucking idiot out.

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: Turn your id sideways!!! ()
Date: March 16, 2014 04:46PM

Wreckitralph Wrote:
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> I'm turning 21 soon and I want to go out the day
> of my birthday as well as later on(obviously). My
> friend said to go to restaurants and order drinks
> you have to get a horizontal id as they won't
> accept the vertical under 21 id. How does that
> even work, do I have to go to the dmv the day of
> my birthday and get a new id? Do they even give
> them the day of at the dmv? Any help would be
> appreciated.


Just turn your id sideways so it becomes horizontal!

They will just look at the dob on the I'd and will be to busy to recognize difference!

Stay thirsty my friends!

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: search ()
Date: March 16, 2014 04:49PM

Just do us one favor. When you get your first DUI soon, search this site first, rather than start a new thread.

There are dozens of "Wahhh, I got a DUI, what do I do now" threads posted by young, stupid fucking morons that can't hold their liquor and get sloppy drunk and then jump in their car.

SEARCH FIRST!

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: VFFYY ()
Date: March 16, 2014 05:03PM

think man think !!

you need apprenticeship. booksmarts aren't shit.

common sense man common sense !!!

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you can't drive to drink. better walk!

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: Wreckitralph ()
Date: March 16, 2014 05:18PM

You all are fucking assholes. Who said I wanted to get fucked up? I'm a girl and I just want to get a few drinks. My friend works at Fridays and she said they don't accept vertical ids for whatever ridiculous reason. So thanks for being dickholes, hope you all are able to get together tonight and suck each other off. Btw, I would never be as stupid as to drink and drive. Holy shit you all are stupid and ignorant. Not every 21 year old wants to get drunk off their ass and then drive...

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: a few drinks lead to a few more ()
Date: March 16, 2014 05:25PM

Wreckitralph Wrote:
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> You all are fucking assholes. Who said I wanted to
> get fucked up? I'm a girl and I just want to get a
> few drinks. My friend works at Fridays and she
> said they don't accept vertical ids for whatever
> ridiculous reason. So thanks for being dickholes,
> hope you all are able to get together tonight and
> suck each other off. Btw, I would never be as
> stupid as to drink and drive. Holy shit you all
> are stupid and ignorant. Not every 21 year old
> wants to get drunk off their ass and then drive...


Be careful. a few drinks lead to a few more.

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: Downward Spiral ()
Date: March 16, 2014 05:29PM

Wreckitralph Wrote:
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> You all are fucking assholes. Who said I wanted to
> get fucked up? I'm a girl and I just want to get a
> few drinks. My friend works at Fridays and she
> said they don't accept vertical ids for whatever
> ridiculous reason. So thanks for being dickholes,
> hope you all are able to get together tonight and
> suck each other off. Btw, I would never be as
> stupid as to drink and drive. Holy shit you all
> are stupid and ignorant. Not every 21 year old
> wants to get drunk off their ass and then drive...


That's what you say now. It starts off innocent enough, then a year from now, you will be sloppy drunk getting horse fucked behind the dumpster at Fridays.

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ()
Date: March 16, 2014 05:38PM

Wreckitralph Wrote:
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> You all are fucking assholes. Who said I wanted to
> get fucked up? I'm a girl and I just want to get a
> few drinks. My friend works at Fridays and she
> said they don't accept vertical ids for whatever
> ridiculous reason. So thanks for being dickholes,
> hope you all are able to get together tonight and
> suck each other off. Btw, I would never be as
> stupid as to drink and drive. Holy shit you all
> are stupid and ignorant. Not every 21 year old
> wants to get drunk off their ass and then drive...

Actually, I always hope a young lady turning 21 would want to get juiced up and fuck a stranger all night?

And there's now way youre a chick with that mouth.

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: Eye yai yai ()
Date: March 16, 2014 05:44PM

Wreckitralph Wrote:
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> You all are fucking assholes. Who said I wanted to
> get fucked up? I'm a girl and I just want to get a
> few drinks. My friend works at Fridays and she
> said they don't accept vertical ids for whatever
> ridiculous reason. So thanks for being dickholes,
> hope you all are able to get together tonight and
> suck each other off. Btw, I would never be as
> stupid as to drink and drive. Holy shit you all
> are stupid and ignorant. Not every 21 year old
> wants to get drunk off their ass and then drive...

Apparently your girlfriend is as dumb as you. You might want to tell her that DOB is on the license. But I'm sure they cant expect people your age to be able to figure out how old someone is by the DOB.

Dont tell me....both blondes? God I hope youre hot.

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: Running some skull ()
Date: March 16, 2014 05:50PM

Wreckitralph Wrote:
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> You all are fucking assholes. Who said I wanted to
> get fucked up? I'm a girl and I just want to get a
> few drinks. My friend works at Fridays and she
> said they don't accept vertical ids for whatever
> ridiculous reason. So thanks for being dickholes,
> hope you all are able to get together tonight and
> suck each other off. Btw, I would never be as
> stupid as to drink and drive. Holy shit you all
> are stupid and ignorant. Not every 21 year old
> wants to get drunk off their ass and then drive...


You'll be running some stranger skull in the parking lot in no time. God bless you, What Friday's location are you going to be drinking?

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Re: Do you have to have a horizontal license?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: March 16, 2014 05:55PM

Wreckitralph Wrote:
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> I'm turning 21 soon and I want to go out the day
> of my birthday as well as later on(obviously). My
> friend said to go to restaurants and order drinks
> you have to get a horizontal id as they won't
> accept the vertical under 21 id.


Did you ever give any thought to the possibility that your friend might be pulling your leg?

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