Re: Springfield crime report
Date: January 16, 2009 03:27AM
I hate scum bag thieves..... so I am going to offer everyone a little piece of advice. Hot water will freeze faster because the impurities are removed when it is heated inside your water heater. With this in mind get yourself two 5 gallon buckets of hot water and dump them on either side of your ride. Let the water freeze, then repeat. Midway through the second freeze over, install a bunch of roofing nails, pointed side up in the ice. Rig a trip wire to a can of mace inside your ride. Use sewing threads that match your interior. Leave driver's side door unlocked. Setup your rig from the passenger side. Leave a bunch o' 1 dollars bills in driver's seat. Lock all doors except driver's side. Last but not least, spray down your ice and nails with WD - 40. When you here painful screaming outside let loose your 120 pound Rottweiler. I do this kind o' shit just for shits and giggles. My car got broken into a couple of times. I tried this little gimmick here and it was highly effective. Now I leave my car unlocked all the time and nobody messes with it. Question : " How does this guy sleep at night. " Answer : With a chrome .50 caliber Desert Eagle, 2 Browning semi - auto shotguns, a Smith & Wesson .45 revolver, and a muscled up 110 pound Pitbull named Goliath. All bite and no bark. Try the " icy trip " no one will mess with your ride..... God Bless This Beloved Land.