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Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Welcome to Fairfax Underground, a project site designed to improve communication among residents of Fairfax County, VA. Feel free to post anything Northern Virginia residents would find interesting.
Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
5.Series
()
Date: January 28, 2014 05:04PM
Get the fuck out of the way with your entry level BMW, and make way for the 5 Series drivers.
We know you're just a little govt worker, and/or negro woman (what's their fascination with the 3 series anyway??) but you aren't impressing anyone.
We know you're just a little govt worker, and/or negro woman (what's their fascination with the 3 series anyway??) but you aren't impressing anyone.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Louis Theroux
()
Date: January 28, 2014 05:29PM
Hey, 5 Series idiot, get the fuck out of the way with your entry level BMW. My 3 series has the same engine as your 5 series but weighs a lot less.
My 3 series is faster, handles better, looks better, and hold its value better.
We know you're just a little govt worker, and/or negro woman (what's their fascination with the 5/7 series anyway??) but you aren't impressing anyone.
My 3 series is faster, handles better, looks better, and hold its value better.
We know you're just a little govt worker, and/or negro woman (what's their fascination with the 5/7 series anyway??) but you aren't impressing anyone.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Fairfaxian
()
Date: January 28, 2014 05:34PM
Hey, both of you: Your car is not that much better than a Toyota Camry. You're paying for cachet, which is a total waste of money, because no one cares if you drive a BMW unless they're making fun of you for it.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
7.Series
()
Date: January 28, 2014 05:45PM
Louis Theroux Wrote:
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> Hey, 5 Series idiot, get the fuck out of the way
> with your entry level BMW. My 3 series has the
> same engine as your 5 series but weighs a lot
> less.
>
> My 3 series is faster, handles better, looks
> better, and hold its value better.
>
>
> We know you're just a little govt worker, and/or
> negro woman (what's their fascination with the 5/7
> series anyway??) but you aren't impressing anyone.
Wrong.
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> Hey, 5 Series idiot, get the fuck out of the way
> with your entry level BMW. My 3 series has the
> same engine as your 5 series but weighs a lot
> less.
>
> My 3 series is faster, handles better, looks
> better, and hold its value better.
>
>
> We know you're just a little govt worker, and/or
> negro woman (what's their fascination with the 5/7
> series anyway??) but you aren't impressing anyone.
Wrong.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Hey,all of you
()
Date: January 28, 2014 05:53PM
Get your overpriced compensators outta the way of my '67 VW ghia.
Sometimes the brakes don't work as expected.
Sometimes the brakes don't work as expected.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
imbiker
()
Date: January 28, 2014 05:55PM
Eat your heart out boyz! There is a new guv in town....
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Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Civic Driver
()
Date: January 28, 2014 05:57PM
I always get a chuckle out of BMW drivers who think their cars are faster than mine. That is, until after I blow their shirts off.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Louis Theroux
()
Date: January 28, 2014 06:05PM
Civic Driver Wrote:
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> I always get a chuckle out of BMW drivers who
> think their cars are faster than mine. That is,
> until after I blow their shirts off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ju-U1mE1w
Entry level 3 series vs the most expensive civic
Just look at those ricer blue HID's LOL
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> I always get a chuckle out of BMW drivers who
> think their cars are faster than mine. That is,
> until after I blow their shirts off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ju-U1mE1w
Entry level 3 series vs the most expensive civic
Just look at those ricer blue HID's LOL
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Civic Driver
()
Date: January 28, 2014 06:12PM
Louis Theroux Wrote:
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> Civic Driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I always get a chuckle out of BMW drivers who
> > think their cars are faster than mine. That is,
> > until after I blow their shirts off.
>
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ju-U1mE1w
>
>
> Entry level 3 series vs the most expensive civic
>
>
> Just look at those ricer blue HID's LOL
Mad? You must be that BMW guy I spanked on the Parkway. White coupe, Maryland plates... ring any bells, buddy?
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> Civic Driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I always get a chuckle out of BMW drivers who
> > think their cars are faster than mine. That is,
> > until after I blow their shirts off.
>
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ju-U1mE1w
>
>
> Entry level 3 series vs the most expensive civic
>
>
> Just look at those ricer blue HID's LOL
Mad? You must be that BMW guy I spanked on the Parkway. White coupe, Maryland plates... ring any bells, buddy?
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
You boys jerking off?
()
Date: January 28, 2014 06:12PM
Louis Theroux Wrote:
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> Civic Driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I always get a chuckle out of BMW drivers who
> > think their cars are faster than mine. That is,
> > until after I blow their shirts off.
>
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ju-U1mE1w
>
>
> Entry level 3 series vs the most expensive civic
>
>
> Just look at those ricer blue HID's LOL
get a room. And grow up.
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> Civic Driver Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I always get a chuckle out of BMW drivers who
> > think their cars are faster than mine. That is,
> > until after I blow their shirts off.
>
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ju-U1mE1w
>
>
> Entry level 3 series vs the most expensive civic
>
>
> Just look at those ricer blue HID's LOL
get a room. And grow up.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
5.Series
()
Date: January 28, 2014 06:16PM
Civic Driver Wrote:
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> I always get a chuckle out of BMW drivers who
> think their cars are faster than mine. That is,
> until after I blow their shirts off.
Think again, Jap.
$15k worth of mods to your POS don't count.
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> I always get a chuckle out of BMW drivers who
> think their cars are faster than mine. That is,
> until after I blow their shirts off.
Think again, Jap.
$15k worth of mods to your POS don't count.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Louis Theroux
()
Date: January 28, 2014 06:35PM
Civic Driver Wrote:
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> Louis Theroux Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Civic Driver Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I always get a chuckle out of BMW drivers who
> > > think their cars are faster than mine. That
> is,
> > > until after I blow their shirts off.
> >
> >
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ju-U1mE1w
> >
> >
> > Entry level 3 series vs the most expensive
> civic
> >
> >
> > Just look at those ricer blue HID's LOL
>
> Mad? You must be that BMW guy I spanked on the
> Parkway. White coupe, Maryland plates... ring any
> bells, buddy?
It does actually,
All I was seeing was your ricer fog lights in my RVM.
Vtec yo 2.0L (k20 braaa, duude) 4cyl vs Twin scroll turbo I6 3.0L hmmm wonder who won.
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> Louis Theroux Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Civic Driver Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > I always get a chuckle out of BMW drivers who
> > > think their cars are faster than mine. That
> is,
> > > until after I blow their shirts off.
> >
> >
> > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4ju-U1mE1w
> >
> >
> > Entry level 3 series vs the most expensive
> civic
> >
> >
> > Just look at those ricer blue HID's LOL
>
> Mad? You must be that BMW guy I spanked on the
> Parkway. White coupe, Maryland plates... ring any
> bells, buddy?
It does actually,
All I was seeing was your ricer fog lights in my RVM.
Vtec yo 2.0L (k20 braaa, duude) 4cyl vs Twin scroll turbo I6 3.0L hmmm wonder who won.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Ich Bin Ein VOWVOW
()
Date: January 28, 2014 07:17PM
Are 3 series faster than Vipers?????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXS9cWiYHZ4
GET OUT THE WAY! I DRIVE EXPENSIVE CAR!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXS9cWiYHZ4
GET OUT THE WAY! I DRIVE EXPENSIVE CAR!
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
BOUGHT NOT BUILT
()
Date: January 28, 2014 07:21PM
Guys what can I buy for 80k that will guarantee that my car is faster than all cars that cost less than 80k? I don't want a Civic that costs less than 80k to beat me. Or Some Mustang psh..
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Reality
()
Date: January 28, 2014 07:22PM
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Big Dummy's
()
Date: January 28, 2014 07:36PM
Any BMW driver in this area = Cocksucker.
Sorry, nobody cares, except the tow truck driver who has to tow your Over priced shit box to the dealer For repair. And fairfax county car tax. They love you BMW driving cocksuckers.
Sorry, nobody cares, except the tow truck driver who has to tow your Over priced shit box to the dealer For repair. And fairfax county car tax. They love you BMW driving cocksuckers.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ
()
Date: January 28, 2014 07:58PM
Did someone think they have a fast car?
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
STFU.Gramps
()
Date: January 28, 2014 08:32PM
1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
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> Did someone think they have a fast car?
You're old. Go away.
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> Did someone think they have a fast car?
You're old. Go away.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Someone.is.Jelly
()
Date: January 28, 2014 08:33PM
Big Dummy's Wrote:
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> Any BMW driver in this area = Cocksucker.
> Sorry, nobody cares, except the tow truck driver
> who has to tow your Over priced shit box to the
> dealer For repair. And fairfax county car tax.
> They love you BMW driving cocksuckers.
Sorry you can't afford.
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> Any BMW driver in this area = Cocksucker.
> Sorry, nobody cares, except the tow truck driver
> who has to tow your Over priced shit box to the
> dealer For repair. And fairfax county car tax.
> They love you BMW driving cocksuckers.
Sorry you can't afford.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
BrianSchoeneman
()
Date: January 28, 2014 08:38PM
BOUGHT NOT BUILT Wrote:
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> Guys what can I buy for 80k that will guarantee
> that my car is faster than all cars that cost less
> than 80k? I don't want a Civic that costs less
> than 80k to beat me. Or Some Mustang psh..
Corvette.
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> Guys what can I buy for 80k that will guarantee
> that my car is faster than all cars that cost less
> than 80k? I don't want a Civic that costs less
> than 80k to beat me. Or Some Mustang psh..
Corvette.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Civic Driver
()
Date: January 28, 2014 09:04PM
Louis Theroux Wrote:
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> It does actually,
>
> All I was seeing was your ricer fog lights in my
> RVM.
>
> Vtec yo 2.0L (k20 braaa, duude) 4cyl vs Twin
> scroll turbo I6 3.0L hmmm wonder who won.
I guess it's not you. It was the beamer that was a white coupe with Maryland tags. It was a longshot anyhow.
And I'm sure that guy had all those numbers running through his when he was trying to keep up with me. All that money for nothing. It can't be a good feeling.
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> It does actually,
>
> All I was seeing was your ricer fog lights in my
> RVM.
>
> Vtec yo 2.0L (k20 braaa, duude) 4cyl vs Twin
> scroll turbo I6 3.0L hmmm wonder who won.
I guess it's not you. It was the beamer that was a white coupe with Maryland tags. It was a longshot anyhow.
And I'm sure that guy had all those numbers running through his when he was trying to keep up with me. All that money for nothing. It can't be a good feeling.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Broken down
()
Date: January 28, 2014 09:07PM
Someone.is.Jelly Wrote:
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>
> Sorry you can't afford.
Can Afford, will not pay that amount to have a car break down all of the time. If you don't believe me, Just ask a tow truck driver what car he picks up the most..Also, I Don't want to be labeled as a NOVA Cocksucker Driving an overpriced shit box Thinking I've finally made it.
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>
> Sorry you can't afford.
Can Afford, will not pay that amount to have a car break down all of the time. If you don't believe me, Just ask a tow truck driver what car he picks up the most..Also, I Don't want to be labeled as a NOVA Cocksucker Driving an overpriced shit box Thinking I've finally made it.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
2009 Cadillac CTS-V Coupe
()
Date: January 28, 2014 09:07PM
Not Impressed.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ
()
Date: January 28, 2014 09:26PM
STFU.Gramps Wrote:
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> 1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did someone think they have a fast car?
>
> You're old. Go away.
I'm 23 actually. My car is 42. Thanks, though...
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> 1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did someone think they have a fast car?
>
> You're old. Go away.
I'm 23 actually. My car is 42. Thanks, though...
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
......
()
Date: January 28, 2014 09:44PM
1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
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> STFU.Gramps Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Did someone think they have a fast car?
> >
> > You're old. Go away.
>
> I'm 23 actually. My car is 42. Thanks, though...
Still a faggot. Now go listen to Freebird and shut up.
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> STFU.Gramps Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Did someone think they have a fast car?
> >
> > You're old. Go away.
>
> I'm 23 actually. My car is 42. Thanks, though...
Still a faggot. Now go listen to Freebird and shut up.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
5.Series
()
Date: January 28, 2014 09:46PM
Broken down Wrote:
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> Someone.is.Jelly Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Sorry you can't afford.
>
>
> Can Afford, will not pay that amount to have a car
> break down all of the time. If you don't believe
> me, Just ask a tow truck driver what car he picks
> up the most..Also, I Don't want to be labeled as a
> NOVA Cocksucker Driving an overpriced shit box
> Thinking I've finally made it.
Jajajajaja....Your little jap POS requires more aftermarket crap than its worth to even hang. You aren't Vin Diesel. You aren't a jap. Everyone laughs at the stupid Jap writing you have painted on your rice burner.
You aren't even impressing the jap bitches you try so hard to look good for.
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> Someone.is.Jelly Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> >
> > Sorry you can't afford.
>
>
> Can Afford, will not pay that amount to have a car
> break down all of the time. If you don't believe
> me, Just ask a tow truck driver what car he picks
> up the most..Also, I Don't want to be labeled as a
> NOVA Cocksucker Driving an overpriced shit box
> Thinking I've finally made it.
Jajajajaja....Your little jap POS requires more aftermarket crap than its worth to even hang. You aren't Vin Diesel. You aren't a jap. Everyone laughs at the stupid Jap writing you have painted on your rice burner.
You aren't even impressing the jap bitches you try so hard to look good for.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Broken down
()
Date: January 28, 2014 10:27PM
5.Series Wrote:
>
> Jajajajaja....Your little jap POS requires more
> aftermarket crap than its worth to even hang. You
> aren't Vin Diesel. You aren't a jap. Everyone
> laughs at the stupid Jap writing you have painted
> on your rice burner.
>
> You aren't even impressing the jap bitches you try
> so hard to look good for.
You responded to the wrong post, Spic.
>
> Jajajajaja....Your little jap POS requires more
> aftermarket crap than its worth to even hang. You
> aren't Vin Diesel. You aren't a jap. Everyone
> laughs at the stupid Jap writing you have painted
> on your rice burner.
>
> You aren't even impressing the jap bitches you try
> so hard to look good for.
You responded to the wrong post, Spic.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Civic Driver
()
Date: January 28, 2014 11:52PM
5.Series Wrote:
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> Jajajajaja....Your little jap POS requires more
> aftermarket crap than its worth to even hang. You
> aren't Vin Diesel. You aren't a jap. Everyone
> laughs at the stupid Jap writing you have painted
> on your rice burner.
>
> You aren't even impressing the jap bitches you try
> so hard to look good for.
Oh my, another dude who bought a compensator and got mad once my beloved "rice rocket" whooped him. You don't happen to have a white BMW coupe do you?
And for the record I don't have any decals, stupid high-level spoiler or obnoxiously loud exhaust. I'm more of a what's on the inside kind of guy. I believe I would be similar to what another poster called earlier a "sleeper Civic". 'Cept my Civic is post '09 model year, but I won't be giving any revealing details on here.
Also I don't really like Asian women. I'm not into that whole "12 year old boy" look.
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> Jajajajaja....Your little jap POS requires more
> aftermarket crap than its worth to even hang. You
> aren't Vin Diesel. You aren't a jap. Everyone
> laughs at the stupid Jap writing you have painted
> on your rice burner.
>
> You aren't even impressing the jap bitches you try
> so hard to look good for.
Oh my, another dude who bought a compensator and got mad once my beloved "rice rocket" whooped him. You don't happen to have a white BMW coupe do you?
And for the record I don't have any decals, stupid high-level spoiler or obnoxiously loud exhaust. I'm more of a what's on the inside kind of guy. I believe I would be similar to what another poster called earlier a "sleeper Civic". 'Cept my Civic is post '09 model year, but I won't be giving any revealing details on here.
Also I don't really like Asian women. I'm not into that whole "12 year old boy" look.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Porsche
()
Date: January 29, 2014 12:08AM
All of you posers STFU.
You know you want me.
You know you want me.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ
()
Date: January 29, 2014 12:12AM
...... Wrote:
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> 1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > STFU.Gramps Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Did someone think they have a fast car?
> > >
> > > You're old. Go away.
> >
> > I'm 23 actually. My car is 42. Thanks,
> though...
>
>
> Still a faggot. Now go listen to Freebird and shut
> up.
We know. We all know. You are just so butt-hurt...
Tell you what...
Why don't you go back to your room...errrr, I mean your parents' basement. Don't worry Mommy will be down soon to smother your genitals with marshmallow fluff while Daddy plays hide the nine iron in your ass and watches you lick your own shit off the end of it. Then you can all watch "Star Trek" together...
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> 1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > STFU.Gramps Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > 1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > Did someone think they have a fast car?
> > >
> > > You're old. Go away.
> >
> > I'm 23 actually. My car is 42. Thanks,
> though...
>
>
> Still a faggot. Now go listen to Freebird and shut
> up.
We know. We all know. You are just so butt-hurt...
Tell you what...
Why don't you go back to your room...errrr, I mean your parents' basement. Don't worry Mommy will be down soon to smother your genitals with marshmallow fluff while Daddy plays hide the nine iron in your ass and watches you lick your own shit off the end of it. Then you can all watch "Star Trek" together...
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
I've Been Watching You
()
Date: January 29, 2014 12:19AM
1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
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> Why don't you go back to your room...errrr, I mean
> your parents' basement. Don't worry Mommy will be
> down soon to smother your genitals with
> marshmallow fluff while Daddy plays hide the nine
> iron in your ass and watches you lick your own
> shit off the end of it. Then you can all watch
> "Star Trek" together...
I think "Gran Torino Jihadist" would've been a better handle for you.
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> Why don't you go back to your room...errrr, I mean
> your parents' basement. Don't worry Mommy will be
> down soon to smother your genitals with
> marshmallow fluff while Daddy plays hide the nine
> iron in your ass and watches you lick your own
> shit off the end of it. Then you can all watch
> "Star Trek" together...
I think "Gran Torino Jihadist" would've been a better handle for you.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
5.Series
()
Date: January 29, 2014 12:37AM
Civic Driver Wrote:
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> 5.Series Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jajajajaja....Your little jap POS requires more
> > aftermarket crap than its worth to even hang.
> You
> > aren't Vin Diesel. You aren't a jap. Everyone
> > laughs at the stupid Jap writing you have
> painted
> > on your rice burner.
> >
> > You aren't even impressing the jap bitches you
> try
> > so hard to look good for.
>
> Oh my, another dude who bought a compensator and
> got mad once my beloved "rice rocket" whooped him.
> You don't happen to have a white BMW coupe do
> you?
>
> And for the record I don't have any decals, stupid
> high-level spoiler or obnoxiously loud exhaust.
> I'm more of a what's on the inside kind of guy. I
> believe I would be similar to what another poster
> called earlier a "sleeper Civic". 'Cept my Civic
> is post '09 model year, but I won't be giving any
> revealing details on here.
>
> Also I don't really like Asian women. I'm not into
> that whole "12 year old boy" look.
Sorry Shortround, none of your little gookmobiles comes close to touching my 545i, never mind when I take the M5 out of her cage.
What it feel like knowing my stock autos smoke all that wasted time and money you have to dump into your little jap POS, just so you can barely hang 5 lengths behind?
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> 5.Series Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Jajajajaja....Your little jap POS requires more
> > aftermarket crap than its worth to even hang.
> You
> > aren't Vin Diesel. You aren't a jap. Everyone
> > laughs at the stupid Jap writing you have
> painted
> > on your rice burner.
> >
> > You aren't even impressing the jap bitches you
> try
> > so hard to look good for.
>
> Oh my, another dude who bought a compensator and
> got mad once my beloved "rice rocket" whooped him.
> You don't happen to have a white BMW coupe do
> you?
>
> And for the record I don't have any decals, stupid
> high-level spoiler or obnoxiously loud exhaust.
> I'm more of a what's on the inside kind of guy. I
> believe I would be similar to what another poster
> called earlier a "sleeper Civic". 'Cept my Civic
> is post '09 model year, but I won't be giving any
> revealing details on here.
>
> Also I don't really like Asian women. I'm not into
> that whole "12 year old boy" look.
Sorry Shortround, none of your little gookmobiles comes close to touching my 545i, never mind when I take the M5 out of her cage.
What it feel like knowing my stock autos smoke all that wasted time and money you have to dump into your little jap POS, just so you can barely hang 5 lengths behind?
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
........
()
Date: January 29, 2014 12:39AM
1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
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> ...... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > STFU.Gramps Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Did someone think they have a fast car?
> > > >
> > > > You're old. Go away.
> > >
> > > I'm 23 actually. My car is 42. Thanks,
> > though...
> >
> >
> > Still a faggot. Now go listen to Freebird and
> shut
> > up.
>
> We know. We all know. You are just so
> butt-hurt...
>
> Tell you what...
>
> Why don't you go back to your room...errrr, I mean
> your parents' basement. Don't worry Mommy will be
> down soon to smother your genitals with
> marshmallow fluff while Daddy plays hide the nine
> iron in your ass and watches you lick your own
> shit off the end of it. Then you can all watch
> "Star Trek" together...
That's the best you could come up with?
Lame.
-------------------------------------------------------
> ...... Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > 1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > STFU.Gramps Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > 1972 Ford Gran Torino Sport SCJ Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > -----
> > > > > Did someone think they have a fast car?
> > > >
> > > > You're old. Go away.
> > >
> > > I'm 23 actually. My car is 42. Thanks,
> > though...
> >
> >
> > Still a faggot. Now go listen to Freebird and
> shut
> > up.
>
> We know. We all know. You are just so
> butt-hurt...
>
> Tell you what...
>
> Why don't you go back to your room...errrr, I mean
> your parents' basement. Don't worry Mommy will be
> down soon to smother your genitals with
> marshmallow fluff while Daddy plays hide the nine
> iron in your ass and watches you lick your own
> shit off the end of it. Then you can all watch
> "Star Trek" together...
That's the best you could come up with?
Lame.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 29, 2014 03:23AM
Imagine how the 1 Series drivers feel....
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
WHO CARES
()
Date: January 29, 2014 07:45AM
Who cares how fast your car goes..most of the time around here you're stuck in bumper to bumper..
"When I take the M5 out of her cage.." haha what a nerd...
"When I take the M5 out of her cage.." haha what a nerd...
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
like2eat@theY
()
Date: January 29, 2014 09:51AM
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Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Fag city 99
()
Date: January 29, 2014 10:22AM
You losers sound like a bunch of old Jews. BMW are only a good buy with the service plan.
And the only good 3 series is the 335. The 328 looks like poo poo.
And the only good 3 series is the 335. The 328 looks like poo poo.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
wtflmao
()
Date: January 29, 2014 05:29PM
I stumbled on to "I'm the bigger DOUCHE" thread...LOL. bunch of little bitches. 3 series, 5 series, ricers spraying NOS. jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus, instead of homos, we need to put you fuckers on an island and blow it up. Look at me, I can drive faaaaaaaast. Yeaaaaahhhh i'm coool.
fags
fags
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Louis Theroux
()
Date: January 29, 2014 05:33PM
Even if your rice cooker is making 400HP with 40 PSI of boost, its still a FWD slushbox at the end of the day.
The only honda I would own is a NSX/S2K
RWD FTW!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/29/2014 05:33PM by Louis Theroux.
The only honda I would own is a NSX/S2K
RWD FTW!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/29/2014 05:33PM by Louis Theroux.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
eesh
()
Date: January 29, 2014 05:34PM
So....how about the 4 Series?
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
alpina
()
Date: January 29, 2014 05:36PM
You ain't balling till you got a Alpina bitch.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
the truth!!
()
Date: January 29, 2014 06:07PM
wtflmao Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> I stumbled on to "I'm the bigger DOUCHE"
> thread...LOL. bunch of little bitches. 3 series,
> 5 series, ricers spraying NOS.
> jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus, instead of homos, we need to
> put you fuckers on an island and blow it up. Look
> at me, I can drive faaaaaaaast. Yeaaaaahhhh i'm
> coool.
>
> fags
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN1AaHaqj4Q
-------------------------------------------------------
> I stumbled on to "I'm the bigger DOUCHE"
> thread...LOL. bunch of little bitches. 3 series,
> 5 series, ricers spraying NOS.
> jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezus, instead of homos, we need to
> put you fuckers on an island and blow it up. Look
> at me, I can drive faaaaaaaast. Yeaaaaahhhh i'm
> coool.
>
> fags
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tN1AaHaqj4Q
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
blocking bots
()
Date: January 29, 2014 09:25PM
e: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: January 29, 2014 09:51AM
yea they shot him and are on his farm after that photo
then went to congress with a white lamb asking for a grant
don't fucking remind me
Posted by: like2eat@theY ()
Date: January 29, 2014 09:51AM
yea they shot him and are on his farm after that photo
then went to congress with a white lamb asking for a grant
don't fucking remind me
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
centrevillian
()
Date: January 29, 2014 09:26PM
All I want to know is how does BMW sell/ lease cars that the turn signals don't even work? Rarely ever see a BMW with a turn signal on, they must be broken...or the drivers are just a buncha fuckin asshats.
Re: Hey, 3 Series idiots..
Posted by:
Boy's World
()
Date: January 29, 2014 09:40PM
bmw's are for teenage girls to learn how to drive. The gay community caught on.
The ultimate fashion statement.
The ultimate fashion statement.