Re: BAIL OUT ????
Date: December 31, 2008 04:02PM
Here's why the following are closing...
Circuit City stores... Shitty concept that didn't work for Service Merchandise but these idiots kept it anyway.
Ann Taylor- Chick store. Don't know.
Lane Bryant,, Fashion Bug ,and Catherine's to close 150 store
nationwide - All I know about Fashion Bug is my sisters shopped their in the 70s. The clothes sucked then.
Eddie Bauer - Throw an Eddie Bauer logo on a $20 pair of Khakis and charge $40. Recipe for disaster.
Cache - Never heard of them.
Talbots - Where will all the alcoholic 50-year-old divorcees shop now?
J. Jill - Never heard of them.
GAP - When I think of The GAP, I think of Bill Clinton's semen. Maybe that has something to do with it.
Footlocker - Dick's Sporting Goods.
Levitz - Crappy furniture with a Jewish sounding name. Shocker that one is going out of business.
Bombay - WTF was the deal with this store in the first place? Pier 1 for snobs.
Zales - Now only 37 jewelry stores in my local mall.
Whitehall - Never heard of it.
Piercing Pagoda - The name pretty much says it all.
Disney - Buy the same Disney crap you can get at Wal-Mart, but with a 50 percent mark-up.
Home Depot - Lowes is simply better.
Macys - Acquired a bunch of crappy Hecht's stores that should have been closed down to begin with.
Linens and Things - Should have been called Crap and Shit.
Movie Galley - Good. Hopefully Hollywood Video and Blockbuster aren't far behind.
Pacific Sunware - The fucker constituted 50 extra steps I had to take between Mrs. Fields and Game Stop. Good riddance.
Pep Boys - Manny, Mo and Jack don't know Jack Shit, apparently.
Sprint/ Nextel - Sprint into business obscurity.
JC Penney - A store without a customer base.
Ethan Allen - Ethan Allen was founded when people kept the same furniture for a lifetime. People change furniture every 5 to 10 years. You aren't going to pay $4K for a coach that won't be around in 10 years.
Wilson Leather - Shitty quality.
Sharper Image - A great place to buy expensive shit that ends up in the bottom of your closet after three weeks.
K B Toys - Nothing like walking through a mall with a bunch Elmo shit in a bag. That's what Amazon.com is for.
Loews - Obviously some people have made out checks to Loews instead of Lowes.
Dillard's - Name sounds too close to Dildo. Macy's without the sales.