Re: Did you shovel your sidewalk yet?
Posted by:
badneighbors
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Date: January 22, 2014 03:04PM
This morning, my wife and i were having a lovely stroll out in our neighborhood when we came across a un-shoveled sidewalk. The roads were filled with sand, and my wife did not want to get her UGGs dirty, so we walked on the un-shoveled sidewalk. Mid-way through, my wife fell and broke her ankle. I called the owner of the house to complain and he said that it was not his responsibility. When I heard that, I got mad, and so I broke into his house, took a dump in his fishtank, and got the fuck out.
I hope he doesn't find out it was me!