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Anyone else up with diarrhea?
Posted by: Sore pants ()
Date: April 03, 2015 03:16AM

I cannot stay away from the toilet for long tonight. The runs is just running through me. My burthole is raw and pained from all the wiping.

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Re: Anyone else up with diarrhea?
Posted by: Third time tonight ()
Date: April 03, 2015 03:18AM

Wow! I just got off the toilet and am about to go right back on it soon! I can feel it!

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Re: Anyone else up with diarrhea?
Posted by: Sore pants ()
Date: April 03, 2015 03:32AM

My third was dreamy. On pared with the number 6 I just sprayed into the toilet. I am not flushing at this point because it is waking the house up.

You got a stomach bug or what?

Third time tonight Wrote:
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> Wow! I just got off the toilet and am about to go
> right back on it soon! I can feel it!

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Re: Anyone else up with diarrhea?
Posted by: Going for four ()
Date: April 03, 2015 04:19AM

I just started adding carrots to my diet and I guess theyre doing their job lol I feel great

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Re: Anyone else up with diarrhea?
Posted by: Impacted Asshole ()
Date: April 03, 2015 07:19AM

I'm all jammed up from eating too much extra sharp cheddar cheese.

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Re: Anyone else up with diarrhea?
Posted by: Mom. ()
Date: April 03, 2015 07:46AM

Go to the drug store (if you can stay off the toilet long enough) and go buy some hemmorhoid cream with a "caine" ingredient in it. The pharmacist can help you. Buy some wet wipes (tucks are good) and some Lomotil and stay on clear liquids. If you are running a fever or passing blood you need to go to the doctor. If somebody loves you ask them to go to the drug store for you. You can also get this stuff at the grocery store and they have bathrooms.

This too shall pass. Ha ha.

And then clean your toilet.

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Re: Anyone else up with diarrhea?
Posted by: Yucky24 talking to Yucky24 ()
Date: April 03, 2015 08:03AM

Another 3am post from the biggest loser in the mid atlantic. Superior white race indeed.

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