http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/americas-best-selling-cars-and-trucks-are-built-on-lies-the-rise-of-fake-engine-noise/2015/01/21/6db09a10-a0ba-11e4-b146-577832eafcb4_story.html

Thoughts, Kilton??

This is the equivalent of stuffing a shop rag down the front of your car's shorts.

Face it Bieber, you are driving a souped-up Prius, and your dick is small.

Fake engine noise you say?

I haven't had this problem for 45 years...and never will.

Thank you very much for posting this. A great article indeed.

The marketing folks are clearly well aware of what I've been saying here for years -- there is a Testosterone Deficiency (TD) epidemic in this country, causing men to feel inadequate, the result of which is that they have to go out of their way to do silly things in order to feel "manly".

One of those silly things is noise. Men with TD love making noise. It gets them attention, which they so desperately crave, and appears to just make them feel like "real men". Motorcycles, cars, and trucks, of course, are the #1 way that men with TD like to make noise. And if the vehicle isn't loud enough from the factory -- which they usually are not -- men with TD will modify them to be louder, such as by replacing the stock pipes on their "rides" with loud monkey pipes.

So it's hardly surprising that car/truck manufacturers are faking engine noise. Men with TD aren't exactly rocket scientists, so they're not going to be able to tell the difference between real and fake engine noise. All they care about is that it's noise. And the more of it, the better. :-)

You ever see the south park episode 'f-word' where they changed the meaning of fags from queers to bikers? Funny. Same principle

article is totally full of shit

1) quiet mufflers are not more efficient though they are engineered

2) sound design is used throughout the vehicle for years, not just muffler

3) good mufflers ARE A MAJOR PERFORMACE FACTOR (and poor ones can destoy an engine) - the article says they are not

so full of shit anyone posting the article or reposting it: probably trying to hide more important news

polish boy caan Wrote:
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> You ever see the south park episode 'f-word' where
> they changed the meaning of fags from queers to
> bikers? Funny. Same principle

An all-time classic!

http://southpark-zone.blogspot.com/2009/11/s13-f-word.html

https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=soundaktor%20disable

Seriously this testosterone thing is out of hand.

All guys should just be androgynous, Ken-like submissives, just like Kilton so he wont be afraid to go outside anymore.

Mandatory government sponsored hormone therapy in all beer and caffinated beverages.

The we can all be Dinks, like in that time travel movie from the 70s, with a flacid Kilton, and his pasty white semi-bald head, as chief butt licker.

I'm not angry though.

Why would you address this question to the forum homo to begin with?

7CCMh Wrote:
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>

> article is totally full of shit
>
> 1) quiet mufflers are not more efficient though
> they are engineered
>
> 2) sound design is used throughout the vehicle for
> years, not just muffler
>
> 3) good mufflers ARE A MAJOR PERFORMACE FACTOR
> (and poor ones can destoy an engine) - the article
> says they are not
>

>
> so full of shit anyone posting the article or
> reposting it: probably trying to hide more
> important news

1) What is "though they are engineered" supposed to mean? Did someone suggest they grew on trees?

2) So?

3) The words "muffler" and "exhaust" never appear in the article. Did you read something else? Or are you just hallucinating?

FTR, "mufflers" aren't the key. the entire exhaust system is. Tuned headers, restriction (which the muffler is part of, of course), etc. But your statement isn't meaningful. You might have a valid point somewhere, but you didn't make it.

Yeah, I know, the

LARGE FONT GUY

is off his meds again...

LARGE FONT GUY is a reliable source of chuckles...


Until the day he wipes out a hipster coffee shop, or day care facility...

I know, like whatever! Wrote:
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> Seriously this testosterone thing is out of hand.
>
> All guys should just be androgynous, Ken-like
> submissives, just like Kilton so he wont be afraid
> to go outside anymore.
>
> Mandatory government sponsored hormone therapy in
> all beer and caffinated beverages.
>
> The we can all be Dinks, like in that time travel
> movie from the 70s, with a flacid Kilton, and his
> pasty white semi-bald head, as chief butt licker.
>
> I'm not angry though.

HAHAHA

Interesting movie...

Planet Earth is a science fiction television movie that was created by Gene Roddenberry, written by Roddenberry and Juanita Bartlett (from a story by Roddenberry).

It first aired on April 23, 1974 on the ABC network, and stars John Saxon as Dylan Hunt. It was presented as a pilot for what was hoped to be a new weekly television series. The pilot focused on gender relations from an early 1970s perspective. Dylan Hunt, confronted with a post-apocalyptic matriarchal society, muses, "Women's lib? Or women's lib gone mad..."

Note: Don't eat the gruel Kilton is trying to feed you.

FFXU posters go hunting for Kilton:

Planet Earth - Gene Roddenberry - Kreeg Soldiers: http://youtu.be/SmmTqfVLw6c

Ha ha. I forgot how odd this movie was. Kilton would faint at the sight of those mean station wagons. I wonder if they had tuned exhausts?

Last post, sorry this is Gold Jerry, Gold!

Gene Roddenberry's "Planet Earth": http://youtu.be/YR6M37EPouA

Kilton at auction. Fully trained.

Is that the one where everyone has two bellybuttons? Allegedly that was Roddenberry's revenge against NBC, which wouldn't let him show ANY bellybuttons on ST:TOS.

Which people used to watch in Fairfax, I understand.

I know, like whatever! Wrote:
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> I'm not angry though.

Teehee. Sorry I touched a nerve there! It's well-known though that anger and TD are strongly correlated with each other. I'd be angry too if I had to rely on things like engine noise to make me feel complete. :-)

Greybeard Wrote:
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> 7CCMh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >

> > article is totally full of shit
> >
> > 1) quiet mufflers are not more efficient though
> > they are engineered
> >
> > 2) sound design is used throughout the vehicle
> for
> > years, not just muffler
> >
> > 3) good mufflers ARE A MAJOR PERFORMACE FACTOR
> > (and poor ones can destoy an engine) - the
> article
> > says they are not
> >

> >
> > so full of shit anyone posting the article or
> > reposting it: probably trying to hide more
> > important news
>
> 1) What is "though they are engineered" supposed
> to mean? Did someone suggest they grew on trees?
>
> 2) So?
>
> 3) The words "muffler" and "exhaust" never appear
> in the article. Did you read something else? Or
> are you just hallucinating?
>
> FTR, "mufflers" aren't the key. the entire exhaust
> system is. Tuned headers, restriction (which the
> muffler is part of, of course), etc. But your
> statement isn't meaningful. You might have a valid
> point somewhere, but you didn't make it.
>
> Yeah, I know, the

LARGE FONT GUY

is off
> his meds again...

oh you'd like to use gov to seize me at gun point and for medicate me for font size ? and i'm crazy ?

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I DO hope they have something for the quiet hybrids and battery powered cars. Normal engine sound for regular hybrids...sounds of babies crying for prius drivers.

quiet vehicles get in more accident since the un-attentive driver also cannot hear it coming

what i need is a muffler system that's 9x as expensive ! oh how quiet

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Wrote:
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> I DO hope they have something for the quiet
> hybrids and battery powered cars. Normal engine
> sound for regular hybrids...sounds of babies
> crying for prius drivers.


The sound of a cunt fart would be better for a Prius.

Back in the day, my buddy in high school bought a used original 1966 426 Hemi Plymouth Satellite (if we had only known how valuable these muscle cars were to become) manual steering, 4 speed and bias ply tires. The only thing wrong with the car was that it had a blown clutch which my friend replaced, at considerable expense, with a high performance clutch set up. The car was a beast to drive and we used to make jokes that one of his legs had grown bigger than the other due to the manly force needed to operate the clutch. The stock brakes were shit and you could forget about high speed cornering of any kind unless you wanted to wreck and /or possibly die. Of course the car did have its redeeming quality's. The styling was incredible. The car looked fucking great. In a straight line the car was fast as hell, it was unstoppable.And then there was the engine sound. The car had a true manly engine sound- the kind of roar that sent shivers up your spine and released testosterone and endomorphins that you never knew you had.

While I can understand adding fake engine sound to an otherwise silent electric car for safety reasons, it sickens me that auto makers would add fake engine noise to any modern gasoline powered automobile.

Metro dude:



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“We don’t have any rude, unpleasant people here. We’re different!”

My friend Kilton:



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“We don’t have any rude, unpleasant people here. We’re different!”

Fake engine noise vehicle, FTW:



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“We don’t have any rude, unpleasant people here. We’re different!”

Jack Henry Wrote:
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> Back in the day, my buddy in high school bought a
> used original 1966 426 Hemi Plymouth Satellite
> (if we had only known how valuable these muscle
> cars were to become) manual steering, 4 speed and
> bias ply tires. The only thing wrong with the car
> was that it had a blown clutch which my friend
> replaced, at considerable expense, with a high
> performance clutch set up. The car was a beast to
> drive and we used to make jokes that one of his
> legs had grown bigger than the other due to the
> manly force needed to operate the clutch. The
> stock brakes were shit and you could forget about
> high speed cornering of any kind unless you wanted
> to wreck and /or possibly die. Of course the car
> did have its redeeming quality's. The styling was
> incredible. The car looked fucking great. In a
> straight line the car was fast as hell, it was
> unstoppable.And then there was the engine sound.
> The car had a true manly engine sound- the kind of
> roar that sent shivers up your spine and released
> testosterone and endomorphins that you never knew
> you had.
>
> While I can understand adding fake engine sound to
> an otherwise silent electric car for safety
> reasons, it sickens me that auto makers would add
> fake engine noise to any modern gasoline powered
> automobile.

You say the word "manly"...a lot. You appear to be compensating for something...sorry about your penis AND your friend's overweight Mopar.

My Shelby Cobra would throw that Satellite into the sun. And I'd look real manly doing it, too.

Huh??? Wrote:
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> Jack Henry Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Back in the day, my buddy in high school bought
> a
> > used original 1966 426 Hemi Plymouth Satellite
> > (if we had only known how valuable these muscle
> > cars were to become) manual steering, 4 speed
> and
> > bias ply tires. The only thing wrong with the
> car
> > was that it had a blown clutch which my friend
> > replaced, at considerable expense, with a high
> > performance clutch set up. The car was a beast
> to
> > drive and we used to make jokes that one of his
> > legs had grown bigger than the other due to the
> > manly force needed to operate the clutch. The
> > stock brakes were shit and you could forget
> about
> > high speed cornering of any kind unless you
> wanted
> > to wreck and /or possibly die. Of course the
> car
> > did have its redeeming quality's. The styling
> was
> > incredible. The car looked fucking great. In a
> > straight line the car was fast as hell, it was
> > unstoppable.And then there was the engine
> sound.
> > The car had a true manly engine sound- the kind
> of
> > roar that sent shivers up your spine and
> released
> > testosterone and endomorphins that you never
> knew
> > you had.
> >
> > While I can understand adding fake engine sound
> to
> > an otherwise silent electric car for safety
> > reasons, it sickens me that auto makers would
> add
> > fake engine noise to any modern gasoline
> powered
> > automobile.
>
> You say the word "manly"...a lot. You appear to be
> compensating for something...sorry about your
> penis AND your friend's overweight Mopar.
>
> My Shelby Cobra would throw that Satellite into
> the sun. And I'd look real manly doing it, too.

You missed the point ass wipe. Engiene noise is a manly thing the Satellite was a manly car thats the point. Not a car for pussy's or faggots like your self. I have no doubt that a Shelby Cobra was faster if you actual had one which you don't. Now STF up and get back in your Prius you whiny little bitch.

Awwww, shit...gosh I guess you told me...

Seriously, why you so mad, bro? Oh...I know...we ALL know.

Tell you what...why don't you go back down to your room? Errrrrrrrr, I mean "your parents' basement"? Don't worry, Mommy will be down soon to smother your genitals with marshmallow fluff while Daddy plays hide the nine iron in your ass and watches you lick your own shit off the end of it. Then you can all watch "Top Gear" together...

Not mad at you or anyone else.But when you come on here talkin' shit don't be suprised if you don't get smacked down (*figuratively speaking of course*).

And my GTR would run circles around your cobra. On a drag strip or at the track.

Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> Fake engine noise vehicle, FTW:
>
> "http://www.isthatbaloney.com/wp-content/uploads/2
> 013/07/crush-a-prius-for-world-peace.jpg">

You, my friend, are a bonafide fag.

Nothing new about this phenomenon. I had glass packs on my 75 Camaro back when I was a young buck.

EYu9U Wrote:
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> Dane Bramage Wrote:
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> > Fake engine noise vehicle, FTW:
> >
> > >
> "http://www.isthatbaloney.com/wp-content/uploads/2
>
> > 013/07/crush-a-prius-for-world-peace.jpg">
>
> You, my friend, are a bonafide fag.

Hey, cut Dane some slack. He's one of those "Noisy stuff is manly and makes me feel cool!!!" type of guys. Straight out of the South Park episode.

Try to imagine what that's like. :-)