Okay guys, you're not being edgy or original. A few douches walked home from practice last year wearing shorts in icy weather, then somehow it caught on. You know the type, the male high schooler/ future frat boy/ rapist/ lacrosser. Dude, you're not cool. You're just showing how you follow the herd. You're now just as dumb as women suffering in high heels. Don't tell me you're not cold-I can hear your balls clacking. Why do other regions decline shorts when it's 9 degrees. I guess they have fewer cutting edge fags (Southpark definition) than FakeFax.

We suffered through white OG's trying to look like Marshall Mathers with your older brothers. Then the socks with the Addidas sandals. Skinny jeans. Black socks. May I suggest your next trend not be so fucking stupid?

Who cares if someone else wants to wear shorts? It doesn't affect you in any way, worry about yourself.

My kids wears shorts year round, has for years. Nice part about it, saves me $$$$ as he does not outgrow them and never need to worry about pants that are too short.

Problem is my guy has about 6% body fat so I cannot easily find pants long enough but with a small enough waist.

Is he cold??? Who knows, if he was, he would probably want to put on some pants.

I think he owns 1 pair of blue jeans that are likely too short at this point.

He can get/wear what ever he wants, but does not like to wear pants.

Years of all the sports have conditioned him anyways.

Young and dumb, we he will learn at some point.

1. Wear shorts as often as you can.
2. Never wear socks.

Shorts isn't as bad as the teenage girls wading thru piles of snow IN FLIP FLOPS! Of course these are the same teenage girls who howled like a cat with it's tail caught in a door when they found out they had to go to school yesterday and today in spite of the frigid temps

There's a problem that society is going to need to address soon...

Stabbys sister Wrote:
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> Shorts isn't as bad as the teenage girls wading
> thru piles of snow IN FLIP FLOPS! Of course these
> are the same teenage girls who howled like a cat
> with it's tail caught in a door when they found
> out they had to go to school yesterday and today
> in spite of the frigid temps

I honestly have never seen this happen. Pretty sure most if not all girls wear boots this time of the year.

Drafty Taint Wrote:
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> Okay guys, you're not being edgy or original. A
> few douches walked home from practice last year
> wearing shorts in icy weather, then somehow it
> caught on. You know the type, the male high
> schooler/ future frat boy/ rapist/ lacrosser.
> Dude, you're not cool. You're just showing how you
> follow the herd. You're now just as dumb as women
> suffering in high heels. Don't tell me you're not
> cold-I can hear your balls clacking. Why do other
> regions decline shorts when it's 9 degrees. I
> guess they have fewer cutting edge fags (Southpark
> definition) than FakeFax.

Much like "riders" and open-carriers, it's all about attention. When you're stupid, there's no such thing as negative attention. So these people interpret every look that they get as a "Hey, look at that cool guy" look as opposed to what it really is: a "LOL, look at that douchebag" look.

Nothing you can really do about it, other than chuckle. :-)

Eric Fehr was wearing shorts after the Winter Classic. But he is from Canada and considered it a warm summer day. Perhaps these people you see are from colder climes?

Drafty Taint Wrote:
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> Okay guys, you're not being edgy or original. A
> few douches walked home from practice last year
> wearing shorts in icy weather, then somehow it
> caught on. You know the type, the male high
> schooler/ future frat boy/ rapist/ lacrosser.
> Dude, you're not cool. You're just showing how you
> follow the herd. You're now just as dumb as women
> suffering in high heels. Don't tell me you're not
> cold-I can hear your balls clacking. Why do other
> regions decline shorts when it's 9 degrees. I
> guess they have fewer cutting edge fags (Southpark
> definition) than FakeFax.
>
> We suffered through white OG's trying to look like
> Marshall Mathers with your older brothers. Then
> the socks with the Addidas sandals. Skinny jeans.
> Black socks. May I suggest your next trend not be
> so fucking stupid?


Children wear shorts. Adults wear pants. Unless you are at the beach, you should be wearing your "big boy" pants. Grow up junior.

Fuck them. If they want to wear shorts, so what? Does it scare you by giving you homoerotic thoughts? Or are you jealous because you can't do the same? Those are the questions that come to my mind when you post on such a trivial matter that has no effect on anyone else.

Young men wear shorts in the winter as a way to proclaim their developing masculinity. When I was that age all the young men grew a mustache.

Kilton Wrote:
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> Drafty Taint Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Okay guys, you're not being edgy or original. A
> > few douches walked home from practice last year
> > wearing shorts in icy weather, then somehow it
> > caught on. You know the type, the male high
> > schooler/ future frat boy/ rapist/ lacrosser.
> > Dude, you're not cool. You're just showing how
> you
> > follow the herd. You're now just as dumb as
> women
> > suffering in high heels. Don't tell me you're
> not
> > cold-I can hear your balls clacking. Why do
> other
> > regions decline shorts when it's 9 degrees. I
> > guess they have fewer cutting edge fags
> (Southpark
> > definition) than FakeFax.
>
> Much like "riders" and open-carriers, it's all
> about attention. When you're stupid, there's no
> such thing as negative attention. So these people
> interpret every look that they get as a "Hey, look
> at that cool guy" look as opposed to what it
> really is: a "LOL, look at that douchebag" look.

Sounds like the same reason you post here. "Hey, look at me, I can make lame insulting remarks towards, riders, open carriers, Deadskin fans, and now teen boys who wear shorts! Look at my posts everybody!!!"

DmxXK Wrote:
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> Eric Fehr was wearing shorts after the Winter
> Classic. But he is from Canada and considered it
> a warm summer day. Perhaps these people you see
> are from colder climes?

For serious...I'm a stone, cold Detroit niggah. This here DC weather ain't cold. This is like 4th of July in Detroit, y'alls...shorts ain't nothing but a thing.

you know it's true Wrote:
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> Sounds like the same reason you post here. "Hey,
> look at me, I can make lame insulting remarks
> towards, riders, open carriers, Deadskin fans, and
> now teen boys who wear shorts! Look at my posts
> everybody!!!"

Teehee. You're as predictable as the day is long.

Glad to see you're still the expert on the content of my posts. Why, it's almost as if you sit on FFU all day and read every single post or something. :-)

OP is a fucking retard.

Every guy who lifts knows the answer to this.

Do you even lift bro?

m8 ill rek you 1v1

Real men wear kilts.

giddyup Wrote:
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> Young men wear shorts in the winter as a way to
> proclaim their developing masculinity.

Pretty much suggests that everyone wearing shorts is a Democrat.

> When I was that age all the young men grew a mustache.

Were you one of the ones who shouldn't have?

Kilton Wrote:
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> you know it's true Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Sounds like the same reason you post here.
> "Hey,
> > look at me, I can make lame insulting remarks
> > towards, riders, open carriers, Deadskin fans,
> and
> > now teen boys who wear shorts! Look at my posts
> > everybody!!!"
>
> Teehee. You're as predictable as the day is long.
>
> Glad to see you're still the expert on the content
> of my posts. Why, it's almost as if you sit on FFU
> all day and read every single post or
> something. :-)

Translation: You're right, buddy. I can't deny it. This post is just another cry for attention.

Because some of us moved here from Wisconsin or Minnesota, dontchaknow, and we aren't total pussies like you and can take the cold, eh.