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Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: Lights Out Doors Closed ()
Date: December 01, 2014 08:41AM

Why is it women just cannot ever turn the lights out in a room they leave or when they leave the house for the day for work or other reasons?

Also find that women cannot close doors behind them either. Leave the house with just the storm door closed, leave the garage door open when they leave if someone else is in the house.

I just do not understand what makes women tick when it comes to basic skills of closing up and shutting down as they leave. Is this because they are hauling bags and other stuff in their hands?

Is this something you can train them to do before they leave the house?

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Re: Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: All your fault ()
Date: December 01, 2014 08:46AM

Lights Out Doors Closed Wrote:
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> I just do not understand what makes women tick
> when it comes to basic skills of closing up and
> shutting down as they leave. Is this because they
> are hauling bags and other stuff in their hands?
> Is this something you can train them to do before
> they leave the house?

My guess is that you keep company with a woman of about the same intellectual capacities as your own. Big mistake.

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Re: Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: Prozactly ()
Date: December 01, 2014 10:39AM

Even more aggravating is when they leave the front door unlocked. Dumbass naïve bitches, mang.

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Re: Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: thsswy ()
Date: December 01, 2014 12:58PM

My guess is that you abuse her consistently and She is walking around in a state of disassociation most of the time.

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Re: Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: Let's face it... ()
Date: December 01, 2014 01:01PM

Women are so much smarter than men.

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Re: Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: Worse yet ()
Date: December 01, 2014 01:11PM

93% of the people in state and federal correctional facilities are male. Violent, disgusting, stupid males. We need to start sending these not-even men people back where they came from. It's not like we actually need them for anything anymore.

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Re: Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: HhUYc ()
Date: December 01, 2014 01:38PM

Smack her in the butt and tell her you will take it out of her shoe money.

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Re: Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: Let's face it... ()
Date: December 01, 2014 02:03PM

HhUYc Wrote:
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> Smack her in the butt and tell her you will take
> it out of her shoe money.

LOL! Women control the money in the VAST majority of US households. Stupid men can't be trusted with it. Better shut your trap before somebody decides to cut your allowance.

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Re: Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: Triple K ()
Date: December 01, 2014 02:37PM

93% BLACK MALES.....

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Re: Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: uhgfrthb ()
Date: December 01, 2014 06:36PM

They can't leave the toilet seat up either. Grrrrr. Makes me so mad

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Re: Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: Ugh the giant caveman ()
Date: December 01, 2014 06:48PM

Have you noticed only women run to doctors to get support animals?


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2855326/EXCLUSIVE-woman-pig-fly-Aspiring-model-29-tried-emotional-support-farm-animal-home-Thanksgiving-kicked-Airways-flight.html

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Re: Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: Let's face it... ()
Date: December 01, 2014 06:52PM

Triple K Wrote:
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> 93% BLACK MALES.....

Hah! Must be another male. No woman would be dumb enough to buy that.

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Re: Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: 3H47c ()
Date: December 01, 2014 07:07PM

My wife keeps leaving the g-damned toilet seat down.

The next time she does that, I'm going to pee on the seat.

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Re: Women Can't Turn Out The Lights & Close The Doors
Posted by: Let's Face It... ()
Date: December 01, 2014 07:16PM

3H47c Wrote:
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> My wife keeps leaving the g-damned toilet seat
> down. The next time she does that, I'm going
> to pee on the seat.

That'll show her.
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