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Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: Ponderous ()
Date: November 14, 2014 12:47PM

Now that Kings Dominion is closed. I really wonder where racist, heroin skinny wrangler jeans wearing, bad tattoo having, mullet domed human trash and their morbidly obese, overly loud, farmers tan having, thong out of yoga pants big enough for an elephant wearing endomorphic wives take their dirty, inbred, rotten toothed, NASCAR watching, comb sticking out of the back pocket having, greasy headed uneducated children now that they cant run around annoying decent people at the white trash epicenter of the universe for a few months

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: Er . . . ()
Date: November 14, 2014 12:53PM

Ponderous Wrote:
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> Now that Kings Dominion is closed. I really wonder
> where racist, heroin skinny wrangler jeans
> wearing, bad tattoo having, mullet domed human
> trash and their morbidly obese, overly loud,
> farmers tan having, thong out of yoga pants big
> enough for an elephant wearing endomorphic wives
> take their dirty, inbred, rotten toothed, NASCAR
> watching, comb sticking out of the back pocket
> having, greasy headed uneducated children now that
> they cant run around annoying decent people at the
> white trash epicenter of the universe for a few
> months

Why would there be "decent people" at the addmitted "white trash epicenter of the universe?"

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: no lie ()
Date: November 14, 2014 12:56PM

I'll take the white trash over the niggers any day

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: Ponderous ()
Date: November 14, 2014 01:01PM

Er . . . Wrote:
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> Ponderous Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Now that Kings Dominion is closed. I really
> wonder
> > where racist, heroin skinny wrangler jeans
> > wearing, bad tattoo having, mullet domed human
> > trash and their morbidly obese, overly loud,
> > farmers tan having, thong out of yoga pants big
> > enough for an elephant wearing endomorphic
> wives
> > take their dirty, inbred, rotten toothed,
> NASCAR
> > watching, comb sticking out of the back pocket
> > having, greasy headed uneducated children now
> that
> > they cant run around annoying decent people at
> the
> > white trash epicenter of the universe for a few
> > months
>
> Why would there be "decent people" at the
> addmitted "white trash epicenter of the universe

The center of the universe can have other beings. It's just the epicenter for that particular type of being

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: Likely Candidates ()
Date: November 14, 2014 02:49PM

Cracker Barrell.

Sizzler.

Ponderosa.

Golden Corral.

Bowl America.

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: Tugger ()
Date: November 14, 2014 05:54PM

Fat little buggers never git tarred of watchin' 'em down at the fillin' station, car warsh, or awl change place. Sometimes they gets to wander about a gun show or even window shop over at the bait and tackle shop.

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: Cankle Sores ()
Date: November 14, 2014 06:04PM

Usually Long Island, Martha's Vineyard...


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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: sjuidp ()
Date: November 14, 2014 06:06PM

You sound like a 45k a year, ass-kissing, McBarbie condo-dwelling,soul-crushed, so-so education, picking up the dirty work, single till the day you die, 5'8, 145lb, weak-chinned prick.
Its called "Hillbillies" .

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: Bigdog ()
Date: November 14, 2014 06:23PM

Walmart, Dicks, then hunting

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: Bill.N. ()
Date: November 15, 2014 12:38PM

Ponderous Wrote:
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> Now that Kings Dominion is closed. I really wonder
> where racist, heroin skinny wrangler jeans
> wearing, bad tattoo having, mullet domed human
> trash and their morbidly obese, overly loud,
> farmers tan having, thong out of yoga pants big
> enough for an elephant wearing endomorphic wives
> take their dirty, inbred, rotten toothed, NASCAR
> watching, comb sticking out of the back pocket
> having, greasy headed uneducated children now that
> they cant run around annoying decent people at the
> white trash epicenter of the universe for a few
> months

Monday through Friday, usually from early morning to late afternoon, you will find them working, usually at some lower paying job that probably makes more of a positive contribution to your quality of life than you are aware of. Money gives you access to better things in life. It doesn't make you a better person.

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Date: November 15, 2014 01:14PM

Ponderous Wrote:
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> Now that Kings Dominion is closed. I really wonder
> where racist, heroin skinny wrangler jeans
> wearing, bad tattoo having, mullet domed human
> trash and their morbidly obese, overly loud,
> farmers tan having, thong out of yoga pants big
> enough for an elephant wearing endomorphic wives
> take their dirty, inbred, rotten toothed, NASCAR
> watching, comb sticking out of the back pocket
> having, greasy headed uneducated children now that
> they cant run around annoying decent people at the
> white trash epicenter of the universe for a few
> months

I'm a real deal Hillbilly and I think you have a lot to learn. Maybe you should spend some time out and about and expand your worldliness.

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: Redneck is a state of mind... ()
Date: November 15, 2014 01:44PM

...or perhaps better put, a frequent lack thereof.

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: GordonBlvd ()
Date: November 15, 2014 02:59PM

Once im dun wid dese budwisers im ganna take da kids out ta gander mountain en git me some ammo.


Thank god we don't have any of those hick stores in Fairfax.

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: White trash ()
Date: November 15, 2014 03:40PM

Anywhere in Manassass. Splashdown Waterpark. Loaded with trailer park conservatives.

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: Jkie ()
Date: November 15, 2014 03:43PM

Follow these people
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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: big red ()
Date: November 15, 2014 04:30PM

Right now we is goin huntin.

Later on we is goin ice fishen.
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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: Coloreds ()
Date: November 15, 2014 04:37PM

There's just as many dirty niggers at KD as white trash. Those porch monkeys are probably scoping out their next rape and murder victims.

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: LetsRock ()
Date: November 15, 2014 05:56PM

Hooters

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: 3hcn7 ()
Date: November 17, 2014 09:53PM

Yeah, white trash have mullets and tattoos, and live in trailer parks. But they're still civilized, kind of like Joe Dirt.

Black trash (also known as niggers) are a dangerous lot. They'd just as soon shoot you for your shoes, and then blame society for being racist.

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: Ponerous ()
Date: November 19, 2014 10:29AM

sjuidp Wrote:
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> You sound like a 45k a year, ass-kissing, McBarbie
> condo-dwelling,soul-crushed, so-so education,
> picking up the dirty work, single till the day you
> die, 5'8, 145lb, weak-chinned prick.
> Its called "Hillbillies" .


Sorry for the typo, thanks for correcting me. If you think 45k is snough for a condo around here you really are a HillBilly

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: You know you want that bbc ()
Date: November 19, 2014 10:53AM

no lie Wrote:
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> I'll take the white trash over the niggers any day


I beat you do take it.....

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: Onika Maraj ()
Date: November 20, 2014 08:13PM

Bowl AMERICA, Cracker Barrel, Golden Corral, Mudding

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Re: Where do HillBillys take their kids
Posted by: THE ALMIGHTY ()
Date: November 20, 2014 08:33PM

Church on sunday.

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