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Just more skanks where the primary purpose driving them each day is photographing themselves in slutty attire. In their minds they are
Kardashian walking the Emmy Red Carpet. Clueless
Break into this big tit crowd and u will get movie star like pussy.
Sadly, you will need to do UBER, in addition to ur reg job, to maintain these types!
Fuck them really good, and they’ll pass u around!
If you went to Radford a few years back, these two always ended a Friday night by getting their sweater meat glazed with frat boy baby batter, like two, large, glistening Krispy Kreme donuts!
Glazed and confused Wrote:
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> If you went to Radford a few years back, these two
> always ended a Friday night by getting their
> sweater meat glazed with frat boy baby batter,
> like two, large, glistening Krispy Kreme donuts!
No pics? You a liar! I like the rounded sister. Post pics or it didn’t happen you homo
I like younger of the two!
The older one is not aging very well-almost “witch like”
Younger sister has an eager look in her eyes.
Love that look...
Going to FAPPPPP now
I would not waste a moment of my time on any woman that has constant impulses to photograph herself, post to facebook, or any other hipster act. The women of today seem to lack good manners. Who wants a wife that sucks on a vodka bottle and wears skimpy clothing to show some boob. I just don't get it. I like the innocent looking ones that do not act out but become quite sensual in the bedroom and willing to please.
BruceKlienIII Wrote:
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> I would not waste a moment of my time on any woman
> that has constant impulses to photograph herself,
> post to facebook, or any other hipster act. The
> women of today seem to lack good manners. Who
> wants a wife that sucks on a vodka bottle and
> wears skimpy clothing to show some boob. I just
> don't get it. I like the innocent looking ones
> that do not act out but become quite sensual in
> the bedroom and willing to please.
Too bad all your getting is a big dick up your ass.
BruceKlienIII Wrote:
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> I would not waste a moment of my time on any woman
> that has constant impulses to photograph herself,
> post to facebook, or any other hipster act. The
> women of today seem to lack good manners. Who
> wants a wife that sucks on a vodka bottle and
> wears skimpy clothing to show some boob. I just
> don't get it. I like the innocent looking ones
> that do not act out but become quite sensual in
> the bedroom and willing to please.
Who the fuck is all up in here tawkin' 'bout marrying these hoes? You do realize it's possible to live an extremely happy life without ever getting married, right? I'm 28. My number is currently 52. I have started seeing friends I grew up with getting married and every last one of them has been negatively impacted by the experience. Fuck monogamy. The world is full of billions of people...why limit yourself to one piece of gash for the rest of your life?
BruceKlienIII Wrote:
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> I would not waste a moment of my time on any woman
> that has constant impulses to photograph herself,
> post to facebook, or any other hipster act. The
> women of today seem to lack good manners. Who
> wants a wife that sucks on a vodka bottle and
> wears skimpy clothing to show some boob. I just
> don't get it. I like the innocent looking ones
> that do not act out but become quite sensual in
> the bedroom and willing to please.
Obviously written by someone who is a 28 year old virgin and never had a girlfriend. I hope you and your palm have a long marriage together Bruce
insty Wrote:
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> Thank god for instagram and memorial day weekend
> bikinis..
>
> Those straps must be pushed to the limits.
STEWMAC () Wrote:
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> Blabber Wrote:
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> > For the troops! Happy memorial day!
>
>
> Wrong holiday. Memorial Day is for those who have
> passed. Veterans' Day is for those who have
> retired and are alive.
Is it such a bad thing that mother helps me get all of the gooey poison put of my filthy prick by using the photos from this thread? Almost daily she squozes out the bad boy juice as i drool over the fun bags on these lovely ladies!!
OP continually posts completely stupid stories he makes up and begs people to respond to them, so he can weigh in some crazy comment he wishes to say about something that never happened, and also jump whoever responds.
NO ONE BELIEVES OP EVER KNEW ANY OF THE WOMEN HE POSTED PICTURES OF
Such nice American pussy here in this family!
Is the mom hot too?
Post some pics of you have them!
Damn!
That dad must not sleep at night bc all the degenerates on ffxu commenting on his “little princesses....”
Holy Colgate BATMAN!
I love the younger BODGE sister!
Yummmmmmmy!
Re:Ham hock arms? When was the last time you saw your penis under your belly you barrel of monkey spunk!
Re:sluts is all I see
No shit faggget! Know the difference between a whore and a slut? A whore sleeps with everyone, a slut sleeps with everyone BUT YOU!
I love the younger one!
Thank you for posting this fine ass lady!
If you’re posting comments here about these girls being sluts or fat you’re very likely gay. I can’t decide which one I wanna do more so I’d do them both
Great Tits - No Furniture Wrote:
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> Baby pappa Wrote:
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> > Slippery when wet!!
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>
> What is up with that ancient thermostat on the
> wall, and the cardboard boxes on the floor?
Uh huh...because if you were there when that picture was taken and either one of them wanted to fuck you, you'd say no becsuse they have an ancient thermostat and cardboard boxes on the floor...
I've jerked off to the older one at least 40 times. What a waist - she married some average slub. She should have headed to NYC and bagged an I-banker or movie producer. Instead, a prime piece of ass like that is rotting away in bumfuck, Virginia.
Both of things have had their holes finely stretched in the beautiful town of Radford!!! Many a lad hath planted his seed, many a sword in her hay!!! They are fun to party with, especially once they pass out, I read the Cosby book on that! I saw them in their prime in the mid 2000's, not sure if there is any tread left on the tire, if you know what I mean.
bodge charger Wrote:
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> Both of things have had their holes finely
> stretched in the beautiful town of Radford!!! Many
> a lad hath planted his seed, many a sword in her
> hay!!! They are fun to party with, especially once
> they pass out, I read the Cosby book on that! I
> saw them in their prime in the mid 2000's, not
> sure if there is any tread left on the tire, if
> you know what I mean.
These girls failed to capitalize on their beauty. You can tell by the shitty places they spend their time in; all their pics are from low-brow, lower-middle class shit holes in Virginia. They haven't moved more than 25 miles from where they were born, and almost certainly married well beneath their market value. Had they moved to NYC or LA, they could have EASILY landed very powerful/wealthy men. Instead, they probably married some losers who went to the same shitty college they did. It's always sad to see such talent go to waste.
What a waste Wrote:
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> These girls failed to capitalize on their beauty.
> You can tell by the shitty places they spend their
> time in; all their pics are from low-brow,
> lower-middle class shit holes in Virginia. They
> haven't moved more than 25 miles from where they
> were born, and almost certainly married well
> beneath their market value. Had they moved to NYC
> or LA, they could have EASILY landed very
> powerful/wealthy men. Instead, they probably
> married some losers who went to the same shitty
> college they did. It's always sad to see such
> talent go to waste.
Zzzzzzz. Bet you’re a bit at parties....I find them both sexxxxy still. Who are you to define success when u are posting a rant on ffxu?
Ur like a ffx county Nicholas Cruz bruh.
I knew the younger one in her Radford days. Afyer 3 Bud Lights, it was pretty easy for me to get my clam hammer in her meat socket!!!! When her sister was a part of the night, the parry never ended!
Any new pics of these goddesses?
I was ready to spank my meat this morning, but my wife woke up to take our dog out for a shit!
My balls are engorged and aching!
Please help me release this day old semen.
Thank u
Kill your dog and divorce your wife. Then you can beat off all day long. In the meantime, no one wants to hear about your semen. On the other hand, agree with the request for more pics. Both are smoking hot !
My co-worker dated a girl on par with these sisters. He said it was a constant battle when they went out. She didn't hide her body and as a result there were plenty of vulgar comments from half drunk guys. He had a choice either address the comments which leads into a fight or ignore them and risk her bitching about his lack of response. He dated her for about six months and called it quits.
Hutz Wrote:
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> My co-worker dated a girl on par with these
> sisters. He said it was a constant battle when
> they went out. She didn't hide her body and as a
> result there were plenty of vulgar comments from
> half drunk guys. He had a choice either address
> the comments which leads into a fight or ignore
> them and risk her bitching about his lack of
> response. He dated her for about six months and
> called it quits.
Ur friend is a closet homo like Bruce Jenner!
If I was dating either sister, I would be fucking them nonstop like a nigger chick on welfare! 5-7x a day!
Hey G.Savage, what is the chubby lady up to? Is she/you getting it anywhere now ? are you hot for it ? what kind of sex are you into ? Are you hungry, tell me how long it has been..are you 3 inputs give me your history and presant
Couple skanky things. Posing as if either one of them would be something to have a hold of.....Fast forward about another five years both will be overweight and still unmarried. Good girls do not drink and show skin for attention. Anyone interested in this sort of sordid behavior is not living a good life.
^^^ Yes, I agree. Both are attractive. Just stating I would never that's all. Women like that ( attention grabbers wearing clothing highlighting and exposing lots of skin ) never really did much for me. I like the pretty yet conservative types that don't go from hand to hand. I'd be concerned about STD's with any woman such as photographed above. Just sayin.
The older one likes it if you eat her pussy when her Monthly Visitor comes. You get to do her bareback, too. She loses it totally. I've only done her when she's on the rag, but, the other guys who've done her say she just lays there.
I had her flopping all over the bed in ecstasy all night. Haven' seen her in a while, though. I stopped seeing her b\c I got a better deal from a black chick about 11 yrs older than me who knows how to please a guy. After my first night with her, I didn't know I had that much cum in me for her to suck out of me. Still with her.
Bodge sisters would be ideal friends with benefits.
They seem to goto nice events with other bulgy, non Renn faire busts on others.....
I would soooo leverage my assoc w them to get more big breasteses ladies
1) Why is this thot so obsessed with designer fashion? Doesn't she know how ridiculous it looks to be buying $1,000 pursues when she still lives at home with her thot of a mother? Her lifestyle can only be propped up by i) her looks/massive tits (which will decidedly hit a wall within in the next 3-5 years) and ii) the next schmuck who thinks it's worthwhile to stick his willie in a coffin. Oh, that and her decidedly boring, "event-planning" salary.
2) The above still doesn't stop me from appreciating these 'gram posts lately! The pink pantie shot was something else :)
My ailing father told me that Maggie would make him "feel better" when she stopped by, while working for Visiting Angels. Good for him, his 78 yr old getting pleased by that piece of ass, I love it!
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