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Connector bus 642
Posted by: Idiots everywhere ()
Date: January 06, 2014 06:01PM

The 642 bus that leaves Vienna around 5:30 was a pretty normal ride this evening. Until some jackass goes to the front of the bus while it's going down 66 and tells the driver that he really has to pee. Of course the driver tells him he can't. But this stupid mother fucker does it anyway. This disgusting animal pees on the front door.

I hope you die.

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: Rockhound ()
Date: January 06, 2014 06:17PM

Did the cops come? He may have a medical issue with his bladder.

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: Pee Pee ()
Date: January 06, 2014 06:19PM

Aren't there laws against public urination?

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: 2007 Mazdaspeed6 ()
Date: January 06, 2014 06:26PM

Sorry, but that's what happens when you take public transportation


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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: Surrounded by idiots ()
Date: January 06, 2014 07:18PM

Rockhound Wrote:
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> Did the cops come? He may have a medical issue
> with his bladder.

No cops. He said he was holding it for two hours. The dummy was too stupid to piss at Vienna metro station. He was a dumbass 20 something that started playing with his phone after peeing.

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: nHWnd ()
Date: January 07, 2014 05:28AM

Driver should have stopped and opened the door. On I-66 the traffic is probably at a crawl anyway. In a world without lawyers, it wouldn't be a problem to stop and let the guy take a leak. When you gotta go, you gotta go. And people here have long commutes.

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: Good for him ()
Date: January 07, 2014 05:34AM

Surrounded by idiots Wrote:
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> Rockhound Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Did the cops come? He may have a medical issue
> > with his bladder.
>
> No cops. He said he was holding it for two hours.
> The dummy was too stupid to piss at Vienna metro
> station. He was a dumbass 20 something that
> started playing with his phone after peeing.


There are no public restrooms at Vienna station, look into it, asshole. Was he a spic by the way? Spics do this all the time. At least he told the driver first. Fuck it.

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: Cleetus ()
Date: January 07, 2014 07:40AM

Niggers gonna Nig.

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: Jacques Offe ()
Date: January 07, 2014 08:32AM

Good for him Wrote:

>
> There are no public restrooms at Vienna station,
> look into it, asshole. Was he a spic by the way?
> Spics do this all the time. At least he told the
> driver first. Fuck it.


There are indeed restrooms at Vienna, just as at all Metro stations (except for a couple, such as Pentagon). You just have to find or wake up the station manager and ask for access. They're behind locked doors, but they do have designated customer restrooms. I've used them several times before. Metro policy states that managers must grant access upon request unless the restroom is out of order or there's a public safety threat. Why don't you get your facts straight before calling someone an asshole?

The new Silver Line stations will all have public restrooms in the mezzanine areas. I understand there will be four individual restrooms at each station and at some of stations they will be located outside the faregates. The homeless people are probably already lining up...

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: idots ()
Date: January 07, 2014 08:35AM

Cleetus Wrote:
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> Niggers gonna Nig.


Sorry dude. He was a white wussy dude. As white as can be.

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: unfairfax ()
Date: January 07, 2014 08:47AM

I asked to use the restroom once at Vienna and was DECLINED by a big surly dude who called himself manager. Talking about "how do Iknow you're not gonna mess it up and I have togo back and clean it"......I was in a BUSINESS SUIT on my way to WORK, not some homeless looking person!!!!

I just went outside and peed in the bushes, fuck the police!

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: underground reader ()
Date: January 07, 2014 09:26AM

picked up some visiting relatives at Vienna once. They had had a beer downtown and couldn't believe there were no restrooms in the metro. They went to the bushes before I got there--said the bushes were "well used"..........

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: underground reader ()
Date: January 07, 2014 09:26AM

picked up some visiting relatives at Vienna once. They had had a beer downtown and couldn't believe there were no restrooms in the metro. They went to the bushes before I got there--said the bushes were "well used"..........

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: lbss82bruin ()
Date: January 07, 2014 12:49PM

There are no public restrooms at Vienna station,
> look into it, asshole. Was he a spic by the way?
> Spics do this all the time. At least he told the
> driver first. Fuck it.


Vienna does have restrooms, although you need a key to get into them. Most of the bus drivers have keys. All the CUE drivers do. So, just ask your friendly bus driver if they can let you into the restroom.

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: Please pee in the cup ()
Date: January 07, 2014 03:05PM

underground reader Wrote:
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> picked up some visiting relatives at Vienna once.
> They had had a beer downtown and couldn't believe
> there were no restrooms in the metro. They went
> to the bushes before I got there--said the bushes
> were "well used"..........


If Metro had half a brain, which they don't, they'd see this as a money making opportunity. Just install bathrooms that charge a dollar or something to cover costs and make a little scratch. I know some cities have ones that are fully automated in terms of self-cleaning and open the doors like after 5 minutes to prevent the bums from setting up shop.

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: unfairfax ()
Date: January 07, 2014 03:26PM

Please pee in the cup Wrote:
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> underground reader Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > picked up some visiting relatives at Vienna
> once.
> > They had had a beer downtown and couldn't
> believe
> > there were no restrooms in the metro. They
> went
> > to the bushes before I got there--said the
> bushes
> > were "well used"..........
>
>
> If Metro had half a brain, which they don't,
> they'd see this as a money making opportunity.
> Just install bathrooms that charge a dollar or
> something to cover costs and make a little
> scratch. I know some cities have ones that are
> fully automated in terms of self-cleaning and open
> the doors like after 5 minutes to prevent the bums
> from setting up shop.

I am now stealing your idea and making it into a business. Thanks!

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: nuff said ()
Date: January 07, 2014 11:25PM

No pic, didn't happen.

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Re: Connector bus 642
Posted by: surrounded by idiots ()
Date: January 08, 2014 08:25AM

nuff said Wrote:
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> No pic, didn't happen.


Sorry for the low quality but oddly enough the driver didn't turn on the lights up front for the asshole to see where he was peeing and I wasn't about to get up and get a closer pick.
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