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Relationships
Posted by: Herndoner ()
Date: January 04, 2014 08:20PM

Is there any unique circumstance were it's ok to hit a woman?

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: Sure... ()
Date: January 04, 2014 08:21PM

If YOU are the woman.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: Backhanded ()
Date: January 04, 2014 08:39PM

When they just don't listen.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: January 04, 2014 08:42PM

unique? When is it not ok?



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/04/2014 08:42PM by Priapus.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: Alpha Male ()
Date: January 04, 2014 10:07PM

When she serves you a beer that isn't cold enough. Or if you've just had a tough day at work, that too.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: Jen Money ()
Date: January 04, 2014 10:13PM

Off-topic

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: January 04, 2014 10:30PM

Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, papers etc and then run a dust cloth over the tables. Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to relax and unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children’s faces and hands (if they are small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, and vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet.

Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first – remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure and his very real need to be at home and relax.

Your goal: try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquility where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

Don’t greet him with complaints and problems. Don’t complain if he’s late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.

Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.

Don’t ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or question his integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.

A good wife always knows her place.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: the truthh ()
Date: January 04, 2014 10:37PM

Priapus Wrote:
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> Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night
> before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time
> for his return. This is a way of letting him know
> that you have been thinking about him and are
> concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry
> when they come home and the prospect of a good
> meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the
> warm welcome needed.
>
> Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so
> you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up
> your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be
> fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work
> weary people. Be a little gay and a little more
> interesting. His boring day may need a lift and
> one of your duties is to provide it.
>
> Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip
> through the main part of the house just before
> your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys,
> papers etc and then run a dust cloth over the
> tables. Over the cooler months of the year you
> should prepare and light a fire for him to relax
> and unwind by. Your husband will feel he has
> reached a haven of rest and order, and it will
> give you a lift too. After all, catering for his
> comfort will provide you with immense personal
> satisfaction.
>
> Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to
> wash the children’s faces and hands (if they are
> small), comb their hair and, if necessary, change
> their clothes. They are little treasures and he
> would like to see them playing the part. Minimize
> all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate
> all noise of the washer, dryer, and vacuum. Try to
> encourage the children to be quiet.
>
> Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm
> smile and show sincerity in your desire to please
> him. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important
> things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival
> is not the time. Let him talk first – remember,
> his topics of conversation are more important than
> yours.
>
> Make the evening his. Never complain if he
> comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other
> places of entertainment without you. Instead, try
> to understand his world of strain and pressure and
> his very real need to be at home and relax.
>
> Your goal: try to make sure your home is a
> place of peace, order and tranquility where your
> husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
>
> Don’t greet him with complaints and
> problems. Don’t complain if he’s late home for
> dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count
> this as minor compared to what he might have gone
> through that day.
>
> Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a
> comfortable chair or have him lie down in the
> bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
> Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his
> shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant
> voice.
>
> Don’t ask him questions about his actions or
> question his judgment or question his integrity.
> Remember, he is the master of the house and as
> such will always exercise his will with fairness
> and truthfulness. You have no right to question
> him.
>
> A good wife always knows her place.


This has been plagerized from: Family Life in 20th-Century America

http://www.amazon.com/Family-20th-Century-America-through-History/dp/0313333564

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: January 04, 2014 11:12PM

the truthh Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> Priapus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night
> > before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time
> > for his return. This is a way of letting him
> know
> > that you have been thinking about him and are
> > concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry
> > when they come home and the prospect of a good
> > meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of
> the
> > warm welcome needed.
> >
> > Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest
> so
> > you’ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up
> > your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be
> > fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of
> work
> > weary people. Be a little gay and a little more
> > interesting. His boring day may need a lift and
> > one of your duties is to provide it.
> >
> > Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip
> > through the main part of the house just before
> > your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks,
> toys,
> > papers etc and then run a dust cloth over the
> > tables. Over the cooler months of the year you
> > should prepare and light a fire for him to
> relax
> > and unwind by. Your husband will feel he has
> > reached a haven of rest and order, and it will
> > give you a lift too. After all, catering for
> his
> > comfort will provide you with immense personal
> > satisfaction.
> >
> > Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to
> > wash the children’s faces and hands (if they
> are
> > small), comb their hair and, if necessary,
> change
> > their clothes. They are little treasures and he
> > would like to see them playing the part.
> Minimize
> > all noise. At the time of his arrival,
> eliminate
> > all noise of the washer, dryer, and vacuum. Try
> to
> > encourage the children to be quiet.
> >
> > Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm
> > smile and show sincerity in your desire to
> please
> > him. Listen to him. You may have a dozen
> important
> > things to tell him, but the moment of his
> arrival
> > is not the time. Let him talk first –
> remember,
> > his topics of conversation are more important
> than
> > yours.
> >
> > Make the evening his. Never complain if he
> > comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other
> > places of entertainment without you. Instead,
> try
> > to understand his world of strain and pressure
> and
> > his very real need to be at home and relax.
> >
> > Your goal: try to make sure your home is a
> > place of peace, order and tranquility where
> your
> > husband can renew himself in body and spirit.
> >
> > Don’t greet him with complaints and
> > problems. Don’t complain if he’s late home
> for
> > dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count
> > this as minor compared to what he might have
> gone
> > through that day.
> >
> > Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in
> a
> > comfortable chair or have him lie down in the
> > bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for
> him.
> > Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his
> > shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant
> > voice.
> >
> > Don’t ask him questions about his actions
> or
> > question his judgment or question his
> integrity.
> > Remember, he is the master of the house and as
> > such will always exercise his will with
> fairness
> > and truthfulness. You have no right to question
> > him.
> >
> > A good wife always knows her place.
>
>
> This has been plagerized from: Family Life in
> 20th-Century America
>
> http://www.amazon.com/Family-20th-Century-America-
> through-History/dp/0313333564


You must mean plagarized. I stole it from "Extract from Housekeeping Monthly, 1955" Snopes isn't sure if it's authentic.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/04/2014 11:14PM by Priapus.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: uPymE ()
Date: January 04, 2014 11:47PM

sunday on the steps of the church

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: WEsw ()
Date: January 05, 2014 12:00AM

Yes, if she brings you a warm beer during a football game or won't give you oral sex when you ask for it. If there is no cold beer in the refrigerator.

Sometimes if she doesn't cook bacon with breakfast or runs out of bacon.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: WESO ()
Date: January 05, 2014 02:00AM

No one should commit violence against another. Darren found that out the hard way and now he has to live with Melissa.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: Tosh ()
Date: January 05, 2014 07:09AM

If you come home and she has drowned two of your children and is about to drown the third, then I'd say it's ok to hit a woman.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: cite your sources ()
Date: January 05, 2014 12:53PM

Priapus,
You stole it from 1955 "Housekeeping Monthly"
But you only admit this once you are caught!
Not good, my friend.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: 496 ()
Date: January 05, 2014 10:56PM

Smack that bitch up if she doesn't make you a sandwich when you tell her to.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: January 06, 2014 08:07AM

cite your sources Wrote:
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> Priapus,
> You stole it from 1955 "Housekeeping Monthly"
> But you only admit this once you are caught!
> Not good, my friend.


Now, the usual political thing to do when charges are made against you is to either ignore them or to deny them without giving details. I believe we've had enough of that in the United States, particularly with the present Administration in Washington, D.C. To me the office of the Vice Presidency of the United States is a great office, and I feel that the people have got to have confidence in the integrity of the men who run for that office and who might obtain it.

I have a theory, too, that the best and only answer to a smear or to an honest misunderstanding of the facts is to tell the truth. And that's why I'm here tonight. I want to tell you my side of the case. I'm sure that you have read the charge, and you've heard it, that I, Senator Nixon, took 18,000 dollars from a group of my supporters.

Now, was that wrong? And let me say that it was wrong. I'm saying, incidentally, that it was wrong, not just illegal, because it isn't a question of whether it was legal or illegal, that isn't enough. The question is, was it morally wrong? I say that it was morally wrong -- if any of that 18,000 dollars went to Senator Nixon, for my personal use. I say that it was morally wrong if it was secretly given and secretly handled. And I say that it was morally wrong if any of the contributors got special favors for the contributions that they made.

And now to answer those questions let me say this: Not one cent of the 18,000 dollars or any other money of that type ever went to me for my personal use. Every penny of it was used to pay for political expenses that I did not think should be charged to the taxpayers of the United States. It was not a secret fund. As a matter of fact, when I was on "Meet the Press" -- some of you may have seen it last Sunday -- Peter Edson came up to me after the program, and he said, "Dick, what about this "fund" we hear about?" And I said, "Well, there's no secret about it. Go out and see Dana Smith who was the administrator of the fund." And I gave him [Edson] his [Smith's] address. And I said you will find that the purpose of the fund simply was to defray political expenses that I did not feel should be charged to the Government.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/06/2014 08:08AM by Priapus.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: Modern English ()
Date: January 06, 2014 08:34AM

Priapus Wrote:
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> the truthh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> > This has been plagerized from: Family Life in
> > 20th-Century America
>
> You must mean plagarized.

It's actually plagiarized, genius.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: January 06, 2014 08:39AM

Modern English Wrote:
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> Priapus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > the truthh Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > > This has been plagerized from: Family Life in
> > > 20th-Century America
> >
> > You must mean plagarized.
>
> It's actually plagiarized, genius

Good catch. I'm happy to inspire young minds.

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: Modern English ()
Date: January 06, 2014 08:43AM

Priapus Wrote:
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> Modern English Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Priapus Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > the truthh Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > > This has been plagerized from: Family Life
> in
> > > > 20th-Century America
> > >
> > > You must mean plagarized.
> >
> > It's actually plagiarized, genius
>
> Good catch. I'm happy to inspire young minds.


If you new whut your talkin about, youd be smarter

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Re: Relationships
Posted by: Priapus ()
Date: January 06, 2014 08:51AM

Modern English Wrote:
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> Priapus Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Modern English Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Priapus Wrote:
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > > -----
> > > > the truthh Wrote:
> > > >
> > >
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> >
> > >
> > > > > This has been plagerized from: Family
> Life
> > in
> > > > > 20th-Century America
> > > >
> > > > You must mean plagarized.
> > >
> > > It's actually plagiarized, genius
> >
> > Good catch. I'm happy to inspire young minds.
>
>
> If you new whut your talkin about, youd be smarter


Well, you started off strong, but your impefections shine through.

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