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Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
The Neighborhood Watch!
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Date: January 02, 2014 09:56AM
Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry
The incident occurred on Dec. 27 in Burke, according to Fairfax County police.
http://burke.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/man-reportedly-follows-woman-home-tries-to-sell-her-poultry
A white male, approximately 6 feet tall, in his 20s reportedly followed a 39-year-old woman and her children into her home in the 6000 block of Tigonderoga Court on Dec. 27 around 8:30 a.m. He attempted to sell poultry.
The victim refused and the suspect left without further incident.
The incident occurred on Dec. 27 in Burke, according to Fairfax County police.
http://burke.patch.com/groups/police-and-fire/p/man-reportedly-follows-woman-home-tries-to-sell-her-poultry
A white male, approximately 6 feet tall, in his 20s reportedly followed a 39-year-old woman and her children into her home in the 6000 block of Tigonderoga Court on Dec. 27 around 8:30 a.m. He attempted to sell poultry.
The victim refused and the suspect left without further incident.
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
Irony
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Date: January 02, 2014 11:13AM
WTF...white men are creepy as hell lol
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
Fairfaxian
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Date: January 02, 2014 11:18AM
Like, frozen chicken breasts? Or a live chicken?
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
Decoder
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Date: January 02, 2014 11:45AM
I think the term "chicken" stands for sex in most white cultures.
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
Dick Simmons
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Date: January 02, 2014 11:55AM
No forced entry. He left when his proposed sale was declined. I don't see where he ran afoul of the law.
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
Chicken George
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Date: January 02, 2014 12:17PM
Dick Simmons Wrote:
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> No forced entry. He left when his proposed sale
> was declined. I don't see where he ran afoul of
> the law.
Nice.
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> No forced entry. He left when his proposed sale
> was declined. I don't see where he ran afoul of
> the law.
Nice.
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
PROGRESS!!
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Date: January 02, 2014 12:48PM
Because of the chickenshit anti-American tea party republiKKKan inbreds! All they really want to do is suck each others shriveled white dicks.
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
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Verizon customer
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Date: January 02, 2014 12:58PM
He should've told her he was from Verizon and he had a special offer for customers this month...
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
Chicken Boy
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Date: January 02, 2014 01:18PM
I know this chick. She stays cooped up all day.
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
Blurb
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Date: January 02, 2014 01:56PM
Dick Simmons Wrote:
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> No forced entry. He left when his proposed sale
> was declined. I don't see where he ran afoul of
> the law.
That's assuming of course that you believed his CHICKENshit story.
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> No forced entry. He left when his proposed sale
> was declined. I don't see where he ran afoul of
> the law.
That's assuming of course that you believed his CHICKENshit story.
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
Fletch
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Date: January 03, 2014 07:44AM
The name of the suspicious male was John COCKtoastin.
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
Def con
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Date: January 03, 2014 08:07AM
Verizon customer Wrote:
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> He should've told her he was from Verizon and he
> had a special offer for customers this month...
nobody beats verizon for hounding people into signing up. I got several calls where they wanted me to hook up to FIOs. I already had FIOs but the person was obviously reading from a prompt and ignored my responses. I just have to hang up. Verizon is worse than the Borg.
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> He should've told her he was from Verizon and he
> had a special offer for customers this month...
nobody beats verizon for hounding people into signing up. I got several calls where they wanted me to hook up to FIOs. I already had FIOs but the person was obviously reading from a prompt and ignored my responses. I just have to hang up. Verizon is worse than the Borg.
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
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PC Racists
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Date: January 03, 2014 09:54AM
I see for once that Patch.com actually listed the ethnicity of the criminal.
I guess since it was a white guy that makes it ok.
I guess since it was a white guy that makes it ok.
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
Dixiecrat
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Date: January 03, 2014 09:57AM
PC Racists Wrote:
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> I see for once that Patch.com actually listed the
> ethnicity of the criminal.
>
> I guess since it was a white guy that makes it ok.
grow up!
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> I see for once that Patch.com actually listed the
> ethnicity of the criminal.
>
> I guess since it was a white guy that makes it ok.
grow up!
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
J. Off
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Date: January 03, 2014 02:06PM
maybe he wanted her to choke his chicken and she misunderstood
Re: Man Reportedly Follows Woman Home, Tries to Sell Her Poultry (12/27)
Posted by:
Uh No...
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Date: January 05, 2014 03:20PM
PC Racists Wrote:
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> I see for once that Patch.com actually listed the
> ethnicity of the criminal.
>
> I guess since it was a white guy that makes it ok.
What criminal? He was trying to sell her chicken.
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> I see for once that Patch.com actually listed the
> ethnicity of the criminal.
>
> I guess since it was a white guy that makes it ok.
What criminal? He was trying to sell her chicken.