November 12th, 2008, a burglary occurred in the 7300 block of Langsford Court. A Large flat screen LCD television, A Gateway Laptop, An iBook Laptop, approx. 200 DVDs, and assorted items (cash, jewelry) went missing from this residence between the hours of 9 am and 12 pm. They gained access by acquiring a ladder and coming through the deck door, as all other doors had been locked. They fled in what was described as a smaller blue/green car that had been backed into the drive way. Suspects are Joseph C Stazzone, 24 and Daniel "Squirrel" Worsley, 30. Their connection to this residence is believed to be through Krystin Victoria Franklin, 18, who had not but 5 days before been expelled from this residence.

Recently, on December 18th, 2008, another burglary occurred at this residence. Another large flat screen LCD television, a brand new MacBook computer, and a Samsung Computer Monitor/Television was stolen from this residence between 11:45 am and 12:30 pm. Victim was in the house when this happened, but was not harmed, nor saw anything. Suspects gained access through front door, as there was someone currently in the house when the burglary occurred.

These people are believed to be dealing heavily in narcotics, and more than likely pawned the stolen items.

If ANYONE has any information about these burglaries or suspects, please please PLEASE contact the West Springfield Police Department, and email me at magmaswank@gmail.com. Thank you.

So you're saying that they had the same stuff stolen twice? Thats funny.

No, its really not funny at all. Because it was me that it happened to.

Then I submit for our audience, that you sir, are a dumbass.

496 Wrote:
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> Then I submit for our audience, that you sir, are
> a dumbass.


Yeah, and what is his (or her) daughter doing dating a 30 year old guy named squirrel?

Suspects are Joseph C Stazzone, 24 and Daniel "Squirrel" Worsley, 30. Their connection to this residence is believed to be through Krystin Victoria Franklin, 18, who had not but 5 days before been expelled from this residence.

I'm the daughter you jackass! And I am not Krystin Victoria Franklin. My mother was helping her out by giving her a place to stay. When my mother discovered she'd been dealing Heroin out of our house, she told Krystin that the only way she would let her stay was if she passed a drug test. Krystin refused, so then my mother kicked her out. And she wasn't dating that dude.

That's interesting though. Why would you assume she was dating him? What do you actually know?

Listen, I'm really trying to get some information on these people. This has been extremely nerve racking for me and my mother, and we just need to get these people behind bars. We don't feel safe in our own home. I implore that everyone drop their attacks against me and my mother and only post on this if you have information or something constructive!

In case you're wondering who these people are, Joseph C. Stazzone aka Joey was Krystin's drug dealing ex-boyfriend and Squirrel is a heroin addict of longer than 5 years.

another reason to own a shotgun.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

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> So right you are.


time to invest.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

So, the most important question is, are you, as the daughter of the victims, hot?

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> I'm seriously contemplating it. I go to school in
> Richmond, and needless to say, I feel safer
> walking the streets by myself then being in my
> house alone with the door unlocked.

if you hear someone talking about how they have a great voice, high cheek bones and fair skin, run the other way.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

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If they pawned the stolen items, there's only about 10 pawn shops in the area. Go shopping and buy your stuff back. Once Squirrel and Rabbit realize the stuff is back in your home, they'll try to steal it again for the 3rd time.

Your stuff may have gotten pawned, but really, you got pwned.

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> Not sure I understand you. But with all do
> respect, this isn't as funny as you think it is.
> In the process of trying to help a good friend
> out, we managed to get ourselves caught up in a
> group of very bad, desperate people. I believe
> they have something to do with the
> Westfield/Herndon/Centerville Heroin Ring, and I
> want them caught.

That's why you don't try to help people. In the end, you will always get fucked.

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> Well thank you Mr.Obvious, I think I know that
> now. So shoot me for trying to be a good person. I
> doubt half of you would put your necks out for
> people if it wasn't going to benefit you in some
> way. Call us naive, call us what you want, our
> intentions were good. I just want help, not some
> peanut gallery telling me what idiots we've been.

I've blindly and naively stuck a lot more than my neck out for people on more than one occasion, and have been fucked over because of it 100% of the time.

If you're hot, then I apologize, and wasn't calling you an idiot because I've been in your position. If you're unattractive, then whatever, who cares what ugly people think? They're not real people like us.

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I would say your middle name is Michael, but it's only funny because you're female and it's true. Your facebook page took all of 15 seconds to find.

The charges below seem fairly current for Joey. Squirrel, not so much.

"FRANKLIN ","KRYSTIN ","V","018"," 7366","CLIFTON ","RD","FAIRFAX ","VA","06/29/2008","NO/STATE INSPECTION "
"FRANKLIN ","KRYSTIN ","V","018"," 7366","CLIFTON ","RD","FAIRFAX ","VA","08/08/2008","EXPRD/INVLD REJECTION STKR "
"FRANKLIN ","KRYSTIN ","V","018"," 7366","CLIFTON ","RD","FAIRFAX ","VA","08/11/2008","DRIVERS TO OBEY SIGNS "
"FRANKLIN ","KRYSTIN ","V","018"," 7366","CLIFTON ","RD","FAIRFAX ","VA","08/11/2008","NO/STATE INSPECTION "


"STAZZONE ","JOSEPH ","C","020"," 13607","FARMBELL ","CT","HERNDON ","VA","12/16/2005","FAIL OBEY HWY SIGN "
"STAZZONE ","JOSEPH ","C","023"," 13607","FARMBELL ","CT","HERNDON ","VA","01/07/2008","DRUNK IN PUBLIC OR PROFANE "
"STAZZONE ","JOSEPH ","C","023"," 13607","FARMBELL ","CT","HERNDON ","VA","01/07/2008","POSS CONTROLLED DRUG FEL "
"STAZZONE ","JOSEPH ","C","023"," 13607","FARMBELL ","CT","HERNDON ","VA","01/07/2008","POSS MARIJUANA "
"STAZZONE ","JOSEPH ","C","023"," 13607","FARMBELL ","CT","HERNDON ","VA","01/07/2008","POSS PARAPH SYRINGE/NEEDLES "
"STAZZONE ","JOSEPH ","C","023"," 13607","FARMBELL ","CT","HERNDON ","VA","05/23/2008","FAIL KEEP PROPER CONTROL "
"STAZZONE ","JOSEPH ","C","023"," 13607","FARMBELL ","CT","HERNDON ","VA","11/05/2008","NO DRIVERS LICENSE "
"STAZZONE ","JOSEPH ","C","023"," 13607","FARMBELL ","CT","HERNDON ","VA","11/05/2008","OPERATE UNLICENSED VEHICLE (EXP) "
"STAZZONE ","JOSEPH ","M","059"," 13607","FARMBELL ","CT","HERNDON ","VA","04/08/2008","UNLICENSED DOG "

"WORSLEY ","DANIEL ","T","022"," 5995","POWELLS LANDING ","RD","BURKE ","VA","06/06/2001","UNLAWFUL ENTRY FOR PURPOSE OF DMG "

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> PWNED or Pawned? That is the question. Wrote:
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> > I would say your middle name is Michael, but
> it's
> > only funny because you're female and it's true.
>
> > Your facebook page took all of 15 seconds to
> find.
>
> And, why were you looking for it?

The question should be "why do you have it up there in the first place?"

Really, I'm no fan of Facebook or MySpace. I think they compromise one's identity and security. I'd just consider it a warning to you or anyone else who reveals information about themselves in a public forum, especially using the same exact screenname as in other forums. You've got to be careful out there, especially if you flame someone in a public forum absent an offical police statement or conviction. Clearly, this Joey person seems unstable. Your original post should have omitted any personal accusations about real persons. If they had the funds to hire an attorney and could prove damages (say, if they lost their job over your accusation and could prove it, although difficult), then they could sue you for libel. The only way you would be off-the-hook liability-wise is if the police declared these people as persons of interest in an official public statement. I understand that you want justice, but I'd let the police do their jobs as you could have compromised non-public details of their investigation. Good luck, and try to work on that sense of humor of yours.

Oh, and I shouldn't have to tell you the obvious, but get those locks changed, have a good security system installed and lock your doors and windows at all times.

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How do you know that the alleged suspects weren't questioned? How do you know that a search warrant or warrent of arrest wasn't issued against either person? They wouldn't publicize this information to you because perhaps you're a suspect yourself. Think about it. You have one thing that 2 of 3 do not have. Access.

You're welcome. That's $50 (min. prorated portion of my billiable rate). Any more questions will lead to more fees. LOL.

Don't sit back and let things happen. If you do< you're just a spectator in the game of life. Act. Achieve. Live.

(sounds like a fucking NIKE commercial, I know.)

I dropped by the Stazzone household today and from the outside, the house is for sale via RE-MAX, yet they have elaborate Christmas decorations and lights up on the outside of the home. Seems like Mommy and Daddy perhaps do not know about Kangaroo Joey's indiscretions.

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Funny two weeks ago you put this up on another website:

" Richmond VA
_
I'm a Psych major with a Poly Sci minor, studying with the intention of becoming a sex therapist.
_
O
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Student
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BDSM, theater, club hopping, going to concerts
_
Female"

have new deadbolt locks installed, a home security system installed and get a shotgun. if they break in still, it's their own damn fault for getting shot.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

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> > BDSM, theater, club hopping, going to
> > concerts
> > _
> > Female"
>
>
> That has absolutely nothing to do with anything.

sure it does... maybe they just want you to discipline them.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."



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> I'm done. This thread it getting deleted.

you do not have that authority.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

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> Well, it was posted by me, and I'm going to get it
> deleted


By whom?

This should be fun. This dumb whore is not in reality with the rest of us... I doubt she was even robbed.

I think the OP of this thread may be Spunky's sister... the one everyone in the family says is "crazy"... when people like that call you crazy, it's time to turn the gun on yourself.

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> RESton Peace Wrote:
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> > This should be fun. This dumb whore is not in
> > reality with the rest of us... I doubt she was
> > even robbed.
>
> Thanks. You're a douche bag. You're lucky I'm not
> "crazier" than I am. This thread is deleted.


Nope. It's still here.

Hang on. Let me give it a try.

This thread is deleted.

Is it gone now?



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I'm rebooting my computer. That'll show you douche bags!

Consider this thread gone for good!

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magmaswank Wrote:
>> I am in the process of talking to an administrator trying to get it deleted.



hahahaahaha :))

OK! so. it's time to go get these a holes. no foolin around. only an idiot would steal something twice. meaning...this time we'll get em.

nononono Wrote:
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> OK! so. it's time to go get these a holes. no
> foolin around. only an idiot would steal something
> twice. meaning...this time we'll get em.

Spunky, magmaswank and when will it end, are a trio of loonies.

496 Wrote:
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> Spunky, magmaswank and when will it end, are a
> trio of loonies.


Alias, you created this entire thread and posted every post yourself with different names. Why don't you explain where you got the idea and the motivation for your persona Reston peace to suggest I kill myself? That once again is sick and sadistic in keeping with your ugly style. You will need to explain alot soon, as you go down the tubes.

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spunky Wrote:
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> Alias, you created this entire thread and posted
> every post yourself with different names. Why
> don't you explain where you got the idea and the
> motivation for your persona Reston peace to
> suggest I kill myself? That once again is sick
> and sadistic in keeping with your ugly style. You
> will need to explain alot soon, as you go down the
> tubes.
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> Well, actually Spunky, I did create this thread.
> Email me, I'll prove it to you.
>
> But as far as this guy goes, if it continues to be
> like this, I'll report him to the authorities.
>
> All I wanted was help. All I'm getting is abuse. I
> don't appreciate it.


It 's been like this since I arrived here and I have a very good idea
who's behind it. I stayed for principle and I don't like bullies! You
can forget about getting much help here.

magmaswank Wrote:
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> Well, actually Spunky, I did create this thread.
> Email me, I'll prove it to you.
>
> But as far as this guy goes, if it continues to be
> like this, I'll report him to the authorities.
>
> All I wanted was help. All I'm getting is abuse. I
> don't appreciate it.

The authorities? Which ones would those be? The ones that monitor internet forums to make sure people don't crack jokes and call out others for saying silly things?

Or are you talking about the same police who you claim won't bother following up on the two burglaries you claim occured in your mother's home? Because if they aren't going to go after four to six counts of grand larceny and breaking and entering, they certainly aren't going to bother trumping up charges against a bunch of smartasses for posting comments on a site called "Fairfax Underground".

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There is a measure or standard that you are required to maintain, and you have crossed the line with your harassment...Alias, Elliot, magmaswank ( yes I think you are yet another of his characters) and on...

One woman in Texas was brought up on charges for harassing a friend of her daughter's to death? Now the police will investigate what they are required to and charges may result due to their findings. But never say never! You look like a fool everytime, but then you're comfortable with that aren't you?

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magmaswank Wrote:
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> spunky Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > magmaswank Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Well, actually Spunky, I did create this
> > thread.
> > > Email me, I'll prove it to you.
> > >
> > > But as far as this guy goes, if it continues
> to
> > be
> > > like this, I'll report him to the authorities.
>
> > >
> > > All I wanted was help. All I'm getting is
> abuse.
> > I
> > > don't appreciate it.
> >
> >
> > It 's been like this since I arrived here and I
> > have a very good idea
> > who's behind it. I stayed for principle and I
> > don't like bullies! You
> > can forget about getting much help here.
>
>
> We should kill him. I think that sounds like a
> really great idea. See, I'm at my wits end, not
> because of this website, but because of everything
> else thats going on in my life. And when shit like
> this happens to me, well, it just seems easier to
> round up every single person that has crossed me
> and place them in front of a firing squad. I think
> that sounds like fun. I'd need to get some popcorn
> first to sit back and watch the festivities.


No matter how upset you get there's no reason to kill anyone. I think
you need to cool off and take several deep breaths.

Check out my thread,"Attention FU", on other topics, tell me what you think. Take your mind off this subject for while, if you really are Magmaswank.

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magma swank Wrote:
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> And please don't tell me what I should and
> shouldn't do. I have dealt with more in this past
> week than most have dealt with in a lifetime, and
> I don't appreciate these people acting like its a
> joke. Because it fucking isn't. Call Det. Griffith
> at the West Springfield Police Department, she'll
> tell you this isn't a joke.


Ok, you're right! I won't tell you what to do, but I do understand and
I empathize.

Spunky found a friend!
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magmaswank Wrote:
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> Its called "defamation of character" and I can
> prove something like that dipshit. You need to
> pull your head out of your own ass before it gets
> lost up there.

You aren't very bright are you? "Defamation of character"?? Don't forget that anything anyone says about "you" here is, at best, a defamation of an online persona. You would have a really hard time proving in a court that it has extended to your actual, real world professional or personal life or has exposed you to hatred, ridicule or contempt in the real world. Making threats to kill someone, on the other hand, is a quite tangible criminal matter.

Look, you're just a little kid. Grow up before you start telling people things you obviously know very little about.

Your profile on OKCupid.com claims you don't like drama. Why do you keep seeking it out?

"I have dealt with more in this past week than most have dealt with in a lifetime"

That's overly dramatic, don't you think? You're not even old enough to drink yet, and you're going to sit there and make claims like that to people twice your age? Holy shit you must have lived a very sheltered life.

My house has been broken into before. Hell, I rented my basement out to a guy that turned out to be out on parole for a dozen criminal convictions and he was bringing all kinds of shady characters over to my house. I had 3 expensive watches stolen, I had stereo equipment stolen, I had family heirlooms stolen, I had cops knocking on my door at all hours of the night because of shit this dirtbag was pulling. It took me 2 months to evict him. Once he was gone, I changed my locks and moved on.

Trust me, you don't want to get into a pissing match with people on this site about who's dealt with more traumatic stuff than whoever else. There are people here who have children who have been seriously injured or are handicapped, there are people here who are caring for loved ones with stage IV cancers.

There are people here who have actually dealt with real "drama", not this simple drama in your head. So someone broke into your house. So your mom is afraid that they are going to come back in the middle of the night, Clockwork Orange style, and kill everyone in the house. But that's all in her and your head.

Bob Wrote:
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> Your profile on OKCupid.com claims you don't like
> drama. Why do you keep seeking it out?

In other news, magmaswank's page views on OKCupid skyrocketed today as legions of horny Fairfax Underground had to find out if she was hot enough to stop ridiculing. Either that, or Elliot just hit refresh a bunch of times.

More as the story develops.

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EVIDENCE:

1. general bitchiness
2. inability to post a photo
3. complete lack of social grace or ability
4. wanton materialism and a sense that losing possessions is the end of the world (I mean, we're talking about a bunch of tv's and things... THINGS!)

VERDICT:

NOT EVEN PARTIALLY ATTRACTIVE (in any possible way)

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LOL I don't even know how to respond to something so funny, good job making me speechless.

I would suggest you try to spend the day relaxing and watching some football on tv, but... it looks like you would need to not have your tv stolen every other day.

magmaswank Wrote:
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> GO TO HELL. I swear to god if its the last thing I
> do, I will kill you.


I'm pretty sure that the above statement constitutes threatening someone's life.

One minute you're wrapping yourself in the law saying you'll get the authorities involved, then the next minute you are breaking the law yourself.

Seriously, if RESton Peace wanted to, he could go to the police and claim that he actually believes you are going to kill him, because you made a threat to do so. That's about all the cops need to arrest you. Of course, that doesn't mean it would hold up in court, but when it comes to threatening people's lives, they arrest first and worry about prosecution later.

There's a reason so many people on this site are saying you're crazy. Have you figured it out yet?

magmaswank Wrote:
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> GO TO HELL. I swear to god if its the last thing I
> do, I will kill you.


Could you please tell me when and where you plan to kill my husband? The house is really a mess; I'd prefer to clean before we have visitors. Thank you!

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> I would suggest you try to spend the day relaxing
> and watching some football on tv, but... it looks
> like you would need to not have your tv stolen
> every other day.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

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Bob Wrote:
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> magmaswank Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > GO TO HELL. I swear to god if its the last thing
> I
> > do, I will kill you.
>
>
> I'm pretty sure that the above statement
> constitutes threatening someone's life.
>
> One minute you're wrapping yourself in the law
> saying you'll get the authorities involved, then
> the next minute you are breaking the law
> yourself.
>
> Seriously, if RESton Peace wanted to, he could go
> to the police and claim that he actually believes
> you are going to kill him, because you made a
> threat to do so. That's about all the cops need
> to arrest you. Of course, that doesn't mean it
> would hold up in court, but when it comes to
> threatening people's lives, they arrest first and
> worry about prosecution later.
>
> There's a reason so many people on this site are
> saying you're crazy. Have you figured it out yet?


I know that Magmaswank wants this to be over, but I just read this and thought I might say something. RESton Peace, I dunno dude. If you asked me, I'd say you antagonized Magmaswank. But thats just an observation.

Bob Wrote:
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> Seriously, if RESton Peace wanted to, he could go
> to the police and claim that he actually believes
> you are going to kill him, because you made a
> threat to do so.

Wouldn't that be murder of an online persona?

magmaswank Wrote:
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> I would really appreciate it if everyone just left
> this thread alone? I'm done. Ok? You've defeated
> me. Hope you're happy.

no, we havent defeated you, we've dominated you.

we own you.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

FairfucksUnderground Wrote:
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>
> Wouldn't that be murder of an online persona?

Good question. Maybe.

But my understanding of defamation and threatening to kill someone are two entirely different things.

For one thing, the former is a civil affair, the latter is a criminal affair. They have entirely different bases of proof and in the matter of civil, a requirement that there be damages of some sort.


As per your remark about RESton Peace antagonizing magmaswank, that's irrelevant. It doesn't matter why you threatened to kill someone, a threat is a threat. I can stand right in your face all day calling you a dick and every other name in the book, make jokes about your mother, your sister, your entire family, and you would never be justified to threaten or commit violence against me.

He never made any references to doing bodily harm to her, obviously she has violent tendencies or fantasizes about violence.


§ 18.2-60. Threats of death or bodily injury to a person or member of his family; threats to commit serious bodily harm to persons on school property; penalty.

A. 1. Any person who knowingly communicates, in a writing, including an electronically transmitted communication producing a visual or electronic message, a threat to kill or do bodily injury to a person, regarding that person or any member of his family, and the threat places such person in reasonable apprehension of death or bodily injury to himself or his family member, is guilty of a Class 6 felony. However, any person who violates this subsection with the intent to commit an act of terrorism as defined in § 18.2-46.4 is guilty of a Class 5 felony.

2. Any person who communicates a threat, in a writing, including an electronically transmitted communication producing a visual or electronic message, to kill or do bodily harm, (i) on the grounds or premises of any elementary, middle or secondary school property, (ii) at any elementary, middle or secondary school-sponsored event or (iii) on a school bus to any person or persons, regardless of whether the person who is the object of the threat actually receives the threat, and the threat would place the person who is the object of the threat in reasonable apprehension of death or bodily harm, is guilty of a Class 6 felony.

B. Any person who orally makes a threat to any employee of any elementary, middle or secondary school, while on a school bus, on school property or at a school-sponsored activity, to kill or to do bodily injury to such person, is guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor.

A prosecution pursuant to this section may be either in the county, city or town in which the communication was made or received.

(Code 1950, § 18.1-257; 1960, c. 358; 1973, c. 118; 1975, cc. 14, 15; 1994, c. 265; 1998, cc. 687, 788; 2001, cc. 644, 653; 2002, cc. 588, 623.)



Like I said, if RESton Peace chose to make a claim that he believed this threat was real and tangible, and had reason to believe, however dubious, that she could or might follow through, the police would have no choice but to make an arrest.



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magmaswank Wrote:
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> You know what? No one is killing anyone. Just
> leave me alone.

I wasn't talking to you.

Notice:

FairfucksUnderground Wrote:
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So, YOU leave ME alone :P

Does anyone else think it is kinda wierd that after this thread was started there was a murder in Dale City?

Very similar address.

The murder was at 13600 Langford Court.

Maybe one of these nuts got the address confused.

The burglaries happened in Springfield and the murders were in Dale City. I guess it could be a coincidence that a house gets robbed and then people get murdered 15 miles away in a different county.


a coincidence? Wrote:
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> Does anyone else think it is kinda wierd that
> after this thread was started there was a murder
> in Dale City?
>
> Very similar address.
>
> The murder was at 13600 Langford Court.
>
> Maybe one of these nuts got the address confused.

magmaswank Wrote:
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> Well, actually Spunky, I did create this thread.
> Email me, I'll prove it to you.
>
> But as far as this guy goes, if it continues to be
> like this, I'll report him to the authorities.
>
> All I wanted was help. All I'm getting is abuse. I
> don't appreciate it.



ORLY?

How will the conversation go?

Magmaswank:"Hello, 911? I'd like report abusiveness on an anonymous web forum.

911: "We know that you're Spunky. If you call this number again we wil arrest you for being a dumbass"

a coincidence? Wrote:
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> Does anyone else think it is kinda wierd that
> after this thread was started there was a murder
> in Dale City?
>
> Very similar address.
>
> The murder was at 13600 Langford Court.
>
> Maybe one of these nuts got the address confused.


13600 Langford Court
and
7300 block of Langsford Court

both end in 00 and the name of the street is identical

Last time I read about heroin dealers, they are not the brightest people-particularly when they are high on whatever crap they are using.

Homicides are pretty rare in this area. The crime in Dale City seemed kinda odd. The woman was a chorus director in the local high school-why would someone randomly storm into her house and kill her and her college age son?

not so crazy after all Wrote:
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> a coincidence? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does anyone else think it is kinda wierd that
> > after this thread was started there was a
> murder
> > in Dale City?
> >
> > Very similar address.
> >
> > The murder was at 13600 Langford Court.
> >
> > Maybe one of these nuts got the address
> confused.
>
>
> 13600 Langford Court
> and
> 7300 block of Langsford Court
>
> both end in 00 and the name of the street is
> identical
>
> Last time I read about heroin dealers, they are
> not the brightest people-particularly when they
> are high on whatever crap they are using.
>
> Homicides are pretty rare in this area. The crime
> in Dale City seemed kinda odd. The woman was a
> chorus director in the local high school-why would
> someone randomly storm into her house and kill her
> and her college age son?


Langford and Langsford are identical? I think the word you were having trouble coming up with was SIMILAR.

BTW, your reading comprehension obviously needs a little work, too. 13600 Langford court is an address. 7300 Block of Langsford Court is an area, not an address.

Bob Wrote:
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> not so crazy after all Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > a coincidence? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Does anyone else think it is kinda wierd that
> > > after this thread was started there was a
> > murder
> > > in Dale City?
> > >
> > > Very similar address.
> > >
> > > The murder was at 13600 Langford Court.
> > >
> > > Maybe one of these nuts got the address
> > confused.
> >
> >
> > 13600 Langford Court
> > and
> > 7300 block of Langsford Court
> >
> > both end in 00 and the name of the street is
> > identical
> >
> > Last time I read about heroin dealers, they are
> > not the brightest people-particularly when they
> > are high on whatever crap they are using.
> >
> > Homicides are pretty rare in this area. The
> crime
> > in Dale City seemed kinda odd. The woman was a
> > chorus director in the local high school-why
> would
> > someone randomly storm into her house and kill
> her
> > and her college age son?
>
>
> Langford and Langsford are identical? I think the
> word you were having trouble coming up with was
> SIMILAR.
>
> BTW, your reading comprehension obviously needs a
> little work, too. 13600 Langford court is an
> address. 7300 Block of Langsford Court is an
> area, not an address.

Bob-

Unless you have something INTERESTING to post why don't you shut up.

We can each spend our days correcting the grammar and nitpick every word that people post here-

Perhaps your ego needs a boost? most people who go out of their way critiqueing others have extremely low self-esteem.

I suggest you see a good therapist.

Well wether it is a coincidence or not, the Dale City story is really disturbing.



not so crazy after all Wrote:
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> a coincidence? Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Does anyone else think it is kinda wierd that
> > after this thread was started there was a
> murder
> > in Dale City?
> >
> > Very similar address.
> >
> > The murder was at 13600 Langford Court.
> >
> > Maybe one of these nuts got the address
> confused.
>
>
> 13600 Langford Court
> and
> 7300 block of Langsford Court
>
> both end in 00 and the name of the street is
> identical
>
> Last time I read about heroin dealers, they are
> not the brightest people-particularly when they
> are high on whatever crap they are using.
>
> Homicides are pretty rare in this area. The crime
> in Dale City seemed kinda odd. The woman was a
> chorus director in the local high school-why would
> someone randomly storm into her house and kill her
> and her college age son?

magmaswank Wrote:
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> Magma is H-O-T. Music Choice is eh. Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > I dropped by the Stazzone household today and
> from
> > the outside, the house is for sale via RE-MAX,
> yet
> > they have elaborate Christmas decorations and
> > lights up on the outside of the home. Seems
> like
> > Mommy and Daddy perhaps do not know about
> Kangaroo
> > Joey's indiscretions.
>
>
> Who are you? Can you help me at all?

Perhaps. It depends on what kind of help you need. I don't kill, maim or otherwise harm another individual as this is against the law, but I've been know to shout very loud insults in a public setting that could seriously hurt one's feelings for days.

Shut up BOB Wrote:
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> Bob-
>
> Unless you have something INTERESTING to post why
> don't you shut up.
>

As interesting as, say, the idea that heroine addicts mistakenly murdered two people at a home on Langford Court in DALE CITY when they wanted to murder two people at home on Langsford Court in SPRINGFIELD??

You're right. I'll try harder at posting interesting but completely crazy theories about heroine addicted murderers who are so bad at geography that they end up 20 miles south of their intended target.


> We can each spend our days correcting the grammar
> and nitpick every word that people post here-
>
> Perhaps your ego needs a boost? most people who go
> out of their way critiqueing others have extremely
> low self-esteem.
>
> I suggest you see a good therapist.

I wasn't nitpicking the grammar, I was pointing out that langford and langsford are not the identical street name. But since you're slow, I guess you didn't pick up on that.

My self-esteem is just fine. I think your self-esteem needs a little work, though.

Hey I just got here, what's going on?

Bob,
Its heroin, not heroine; a heroine is a female hero.
I cracked up a bt reading that and trying to picture it.

If you want, you may refer to it as "H" if that's simple enough.

By the way, the police have charged a 17 year old with the murder of the 18 year old and his mother in Dale City. Looks like the motive was burglary.

Bob Wrote:
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> Shut up BOB Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
>
> > Bob-
> >
> > Unless you have something INTERESTING to post
> why
> > don't you shut up.
> >
>
> As interesting as, say, the idea that heroine
> addicts mistakenly murdered two people at a home
> on Langford Court in DALE CITY when they wanted to
> murder two people at home on Langsford Court in
> SPRINGFIELD??

Heroine or heroin, Bob? Geez-you must be stupid.
>
> You're right. I'll try harder at posting
> interesting but completely crazy theories about
> heroine addicted murderers who are so bad at
> geography that they end up 20 miles south of their
> intended target.
>
>
> > We can each spend our days correcting the
> grammar
> > and nitpick every word that people post here-
> >
> > Perhaps your ego needs a boost? most people who
> go
> > out of their way critiqueing others have
> extremely
> > low self-esteem.
> >
> > I suggest you see a good therapist.
>
> I wasn't nitpicking the grammar, I was pointing
> out that langford and langsford are not the
> identical street name. But since you're slow, I
> guess you didn't pick up on that.

Big deal-an "s" was missing. That makes them totally different.
>
> My self-esteem is just fine. I think your
> self-esteem needs a little work, though.


Bob has never posted an original thought, ever notice that?

he just comments on everybody else.

Must be personality challenged. Probably a social outcast.

Bob Wrote:
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> not so crazy after all Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > a coincidence? Wrote:
> >
> --------------------------------------------------
>
> > -----
> > > Does anyone else think it is kinda wierd that
> > > after this thread was started there was a
> > murder
> > > in Dale City?
> > >
> > > Very similar address.
> > >
> > > The murder was at 13600 Langford Court.
> > >
> > > Maybe one of these nuts got the address
> > confused.
> >
> >
> > 13600 Langford Court
> > and
> > 7300 block of Langsford Court
> >
> > both end in 00 and the name of the street is
> > identical
> >
> > Last time I read about heroin dealers, they are
> > not the brightest people-particularly when they
> > are high on whatever crap they are using.
> >
> > Homicides are pretty rare in this area. The
> crime
> > in Dale City seemed kinda odd. The woman was a
> > chorus director in the local high school-why
> would
> > someone randomly storm into her house and kill
> her
> > and her college age son?
>
>
> Langford and Langsford are identical? I think the
> word you were having trouble coming up with was
> SIMILAR.
>
> BTW, your reading comprehension obviously needs a
> little work, too. 13600 Langford court is an
> address. 7300 Block of Langsford Court is an
> area, not an address.


Actually bob, 13600 Langford Court is not an address, it is an area. I think you need to really think about things before you write them.

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Magma - Any developments on the brak-in front from the police files? Any pawn shop visits? Search Craigslist for your items yet (perhaps capitalizing on the holiday season)?

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A couple of queries about your ordeal, some on-point, others well, not so much:

(1) You mean the detective actually had time to talk about a shooting in another jurisdiction where they already found the kid?

(2) You said your mom is elderly, yet you are only 19. Did your mom conceive you at age 55+? Possible, but miraculous.

(3) Have you replaced the TV with yet another expensive LCD? There's quite a few sales going on at Circuit City, you know (don't forget to clip a coupon from the dailies).

Cheers.

I wondered all the same things.. the longer smegmaswank posts, the more it seems like attention-grabbing troll bullshit.

If he or she did in fact raise the other robbery with the cop as having something to do with the one at their house, the cop has probably trying to get his assignment changed. Every time a new crime happens in the area, this nut will be on the phone asking if it could be connected. This troll may even bring other non-criminal events into the fold:

'I saw there was a water main break on River Road... the guy who broke into my house drinks water, I'm sure of it. Do you think it could be connected?'

Sgt. § from the make-believe FFU Investigations, LLC Wrote:
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> A couple of queries about your ordeal, some
> on-point, others well, not so much:
>
> (1) You mean the detective actually had time to
> talk about a shooting in another jurisdiction
> where they already found the kid?
>
> (2) You said your mom is elderly, yet you are only
> 19. Did your mom conceive you at age 55+?
> Possible, but miraculous.
>

To a naive and self-absorbed 19 year old girl who has lived a sheltered life, anyone over 25 is elderly. 30 qualifies for Social Security in their little me-first universe.

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> I wondered all the same things.. the longer
> smegmaswank posts, the more it seems like
> attention-grabbing troll bullshit.
>
> If he or she did in fact raise the other robbery
> with the cop as having something to do with the
> one at their house, the cop has probably trying to
> get his assignment changed. Every time a new
> crime happens in the area, this nut will be on the
> phone asking if it could be connected. This troll
> may even bring other non-criminal events into the
> fold:
>
> 'I saw there was a water main break on River
> Road... the guy who broke into my house drinks
> water, I'm sure of it. Do you think it could be
> connected?'


She's probably already told the cop to check out FU because she thinks the people who robbed her are now making her life "a living hell" on an internet message board. Or that we're at least aiding and abetting after-the-fact because we refuse to help her and insist on ragging on all her stupid comments.

I think Magmaswank is the lady from the library. Maybe the caps lock broke.

Smegmaswank?? Thats funny!

Bob Wrote:
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> She's probably already told the cop to check out FU because she thinks the people who robbed her are now making her life "a living hell" on an internet message board.


OMG, maybe she's Spunky's daughter??

I think I just LOL'd in my slacks @ smegmatis. Clean up on aisle thigh.

Liquid Hot Magma - Care to indulge us in our follow-up questions?

Jimmy may have cracked corn, but I'm going to donate the next six hours of my time to crack this case. Tic-toc.

4 hours and counting. So long as I don't have to get up and leave the confines of my cozy, heated office, I'll help you solve this 'burlury'. Tic-toc.

Correction: "Burlary"

I can't believe I mis-spelled a mis-spelling.

Do two wrongs make a right in this case?

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There's a great show on cable tonight about "coping with loss" after you've been burglarized.. you should watch it, it might be helpful.


oh, wait

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magmaswank Wrote:
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> Oh and I have a scenario for you fine gentlemen.
> And I want you to answer this to yourselves
> honestly. Imagine you're in a public place and
> someone tells you that their house was
> burglarized. Would you honestly, in that moment,
> if you all were face to face, go out of your way
> to tell them that they're an idiot and to stop
> whining? Because I'm not so sure you would.


It depends on what they said. I'm not one to mince words when it comes to what people say or how they come across.

If the person started making all sorts of odd claims, I would certainly ridicule them.

If someone asked me if I thought a murder in Dale City could have anything to do with a burglary in Springfield, I'd laugh and tell them they were being crazy, looking for connections where there aren't any.

If the person was all upset about being in some sort of danger because of the burglary, especially if the person was home and unharmed during the burglary, I'd tell them they were way overreacting to something that happens to many people every day.

Lots of people make fun of EMOS, you should be used to it by now.

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well, you sure have shown your potential as a victim of crime. Good work.

Oh, I guess you're off doing important, productive things, so of course you will not read or reply to this.

All I can say is, good for you Magma. And I mean that seriously. Good luck with the search.

I will be frank with you, though. Burglaries have a low solve rate, especially without substantial evidence or witnesses, but the fact that you are trying is admirable. Keep on keeping on.

um, that's one of the reasons smegma is being ridiculed: she claims to know who the thieves are. So, really, there is no point to going on the net. She just wants attention, which is normal for a 19 y/o girl.

She still never answered whether or not she is hot... I would have been much more helpful if she had just thrown me a bone.

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> um, that's one of the reasons smegma is being
> ridiculed: she claims to know who the thieves are.
> So, really, there is no point to going on the
> net. She just wants attention, which is normal
> for a 19 y/o girl.
>
> She still never answered whether or not she is
> hot... I would have been much more helpful if she
> had just thrown me a bone.


She didn't claim that. I know her personally, and if you read the original thread, you might notice that she didn't say she KNEW who they were. They were the main suspects, jerkoff. Even the police said that. Ask her. She'll tell you.

And know she isn't just some 19 year old girl who's looking for attention. She's a 19 year old girl who happens to have had something traumatic happen, and she's trying to find ways to help her situation. Granted, posting on some message board for answers maybe wasn't as productive as she thought it was. But hey. What are you going to do? I've had friends who used this website and claimed it was actually helpful, but apparently they haven't dealt with your kind before.

And while it isn't any of your business whether or not she's attractive, I'll tell you right now she's too attractive for any of your faggoty asses.

This girl knows how to "put on her face" better than anyone I know.

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v200/102/54/1570620396/n1570620396_30255658_5947.jpg


Hahah. But seriously guys. Fuck you.

please tell me that ugly emo chunk is not her.

You're really a terrible person. If I believed in hell, that's exactly where I'd say you've got a first class ticket straight to.

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last comment until the next one, right?

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> last comment until the next one, right?


Remember? She also told us in about 4 or 5 comments how this threat was deleted.

You should have gone to okcupid.com a few days ago to see her picture. Looks like she took down her profile now. (she ain't ugly, but she's definitely an EMO chick.)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/24/2008 01:48AM by Bob.

so, she's now letting this site control her life? taking down profiles and crap? Wouldn't it have been easier for her to just stop posting and move on, and let the vultures move on to new prey? now she's pm'ing me, too.

I think Reston Peace Sucks Dick needs to make a comeback.

By the way, you dinosaurs don't even know what Emo is. Emo kids are fucking retarded, and Mag is the antithesis of an Emo kid.

And she didn't take her site down. She hid it from stalkers like you.

Just buy a gun. Problem solved.

cicatriz Wrote:
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> I think Reston Peace Sucks Dick needs to make a
> comeback.
>
> By the way, you dinosaurs don't even know what Emo
> is. Emo kids are fucking retarded, and Mag is the
> antithesis of an Emo kid.

dinosuars? Is that what the kids are calling people over thirty these days? You crazy kids.

How does a wet-behind-the-ears, pimple-faced twerp with, at best, a semester of college know anything about what adults do or do not know? You can't even go into most restaurants without your parents after 9pm.

BTW, If magmaswank doesn't know who cicatriz is, that means she doesn't realize her best male friend is secretly in love with her and is hoping she doesn't fall in love with the cool kid. Which makes you a stalker. And a teen-movie cliche.

Teen-Movie Cliche? You have no idea, gramps.

cicatriz Wrote:
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> Teen-Movie Cliche? You have no idea, gramps.


You're right, I have no idea, cuz I'm a gramps.

What are you, like 17?

No. I'm 19. Just like she is. I just say that cause it gets you hot under the collar, old timer.

cicatriz Wrote:
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> No. I'm 19. Just like she is. I just say that
> cause it gets you hot under the collar, old timer.


You really are young and stupid. I've been laughing my ass off the entire time.

I'm not like magamswank, this stuff is sport, not a traumatic life experience.

If this wasn't entertaining, I wouldn't keep doing it. I know how to stop visiting a website, unlike magmaskank.

Call me what you will. You're still a pathetic low life. A sick twisted pathetic low life. Someone as self-loathing, mundane, and obscenely pathetic as you, gramps, must be a child molester. Does your extremely unhappy (as demonstrated by you describing her as borderline anorexic) girlfriend know you touch the little boy next door more than you touch her frail yellow body? Where exactly are you registered Bob? If its anywhere near me, I guess we'll have to move then. Can't have you near my younger siblings.

Bob Wrote:
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> cicatriz Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No. I'm 19. Just like she is. I just say that
> > cause it gets you hot under the collar, old
> timer.
>
>
> You really are young and stupid. I've been
> laughing my ass off the entire time.
>
> I'm not like magamswank, this stuff is sport, not
> a traumatic life experience.
>
> If this wasn't entertaining, I wouldn't keep doing
> it. I know how to stop visiting a website, unlike
> magmaskank.


Maybe you shouldn't attack people for reaching out. You have a very destructive nature. Are you an unrelenting jerk in public? Gosh, I hope not. I think someone screwed you over really badly, because otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to make people feel worse than they already do.

cicatriz Wrote:
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> Call me what you will. You're still a pathetic low
> life. A sick twisted pathetic low life. Someone as
> self-loathing, mundane, and obscenely pathetic as
> you, gramps, must be a child molester. Does your
> extremely unhappy (as demonstrated by you
> describing her as borderline anorexic) girlfriend
> know you touch the little boy next door more than
> you touch her frail yellow body? Where exactly are
> you registered Bob? If its anywhere near me, I
> guess we'll have to move then. Can't have you near
> my younger siblings.

You do realize you aren't going to hurt my feelings, don't you? I'm not an emotionally damaged 19 year old.

FairfucksUnderground Wrote:
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>
> Maybe you shouldn't attack people for reaching
> out. You have a very destructive nature. Are you
> an unrelenting jerk in public? Gosh, I hope not. I
> think someone screwed you over really badly,
> because otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to
> make people feel worse than they already do.

I wasn't attacking anyone for reaching out. This cicatriz person is trying to bait me.

But yes, I'm an unrelenting jerk in public, too. No, nobody screwed me over badly, I just enjoy the sport of it.

Neither am I dirtbag. I just happen to have compassion for others.

Maybe you should read this

Sooo, Bobby-boy, you wouldn't mind if I found out who you are (since you already did that to Mag) and started letting everyone know that you touch children? Think I can't do it? Watch. Childish? No more than anything else that you do on this site.

cicatriz Wrote:
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> Neither am I dirtbag. I just happen to have
> compassion for others.
>
> Maybe you should read this


I can't. Wikipedia is too hip and cool for us old people.







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Bob Wrote:
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> FairfucksUnderground Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> >
> > Maybe you shouldn't attack people for reaching
> > out. You have a very destructive nature. Are
> you
> > an unrelenting jerk in public? Gosh, I hope not.
> I
> > think someone screwed you over really badly,
> > because otherwise you wouldn't feel the need to
> > make people feel worse than they already do.
>
> I wasn't attacking anyone for reaching out. This
> cicatriz person is trying to bait me.
>
> But yes, I'm an unrelenting jerk in public, too.
> No, nobody screwed me over badly, I just enjoy the
> sport of it.


And how do you have any friend? Do you have any friends? Or are they all just unrelenting jerks just like you? You might not specifically have attacked her for reaching out, but you went out of your way to make her feel like her whole cause was for nothing. What if something like that happened to you? What if, say, your girlfriend died in a car accident. Do you want people yelling at you and telling you you're an idiot for caring?

FairfucksUnderground Wrote:
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> And how do you have any friend? Do you have any
> friends? Or are they all just unrelenting jerks
> just like you? You might not specifically have
> attacked her for reaching out, but you went out of
> your way to make her feel like her whole cause was
> for nothing. What if something like that happened
> to you? What if, say, your girlfriend died in a
> car accident. Do you want people yelling at you
> and telling you you're an idiot for caring?


I wouldn't create a thread on Fairfax Underground about it, that's for sure.

Bob Wrote:
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> FairfucksUnderground Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > And how do you have any friend? Do you have any
> > friends? Or are they all just unrelenting jerks
> > just like you? You might not specifically have
> > attacked her for reaching out, but you went out
> of
> > your way to make her feel like her whole cause
> was
> > for nothing. What if something like that
> happened
> > to you? What if, say, your girlfriend died in a
> > car accident. Do you want people yelling at you
> > and telling you you're an idiot for caring?
>
>
> I wouldn't create a thread on Fairfax Underground
> about it, that's for sure.


Well, everybody makes mistakes. Lets just leave it at that. Stop making people miserable Bob. You're not benefiting anybody by doing that. Not even yourself. Because, see, if you do it once, you might get a cheap laugh out of it. But that only lasts for 5 minutes. Then you're bored and depressed again. Then you realize by pissing people off 24/7 you can keep those cheap laughs coming. Great job, Bob. You're an empty shell of a pathetic excuse for a human being.

How about you leave this thread alone, and so will I? Just let it die Bob. Fin.

FairfucksUnderground Wrote:
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>
> Well, everybody makes mistakes. Lets just leave it
> at that. Stop making people miserable Bob. You're
> not benefiting anybody by doing that. Not even
> yourself. Because, see, if you do it once, you
> might get a cheap laugh out of it. But that only
> lasts for 5 minutes. Then you're bored and
> depressed again. Then you realize by pissing
> people off 24/7 you can keep those cheap laughs
> coming. Great job, Bob. You're an empty shell of a
> pathetic excuse for a human being.


Gosh. You're right. I've wasted my whole life until you and your great wisdom came along.

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Don't be flippant with me. I'm serious. Just grow up, leave this thread alone, and Mag. She's a person too.

FairfucksUnderground Wrote:
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> Don't be flippant with me. I'm serious. Just grow
> up, leave this thread alone, and Mag. She's a
> person too.


Sorry. I didn't realize I was violating your rules. I won't do it again.

This magnetskank chick should just turn the gun on herself, if she does get one. Bob is right, this girl is useless and clearly will not be able to handle a real crisis when it comes. I mean, imagine if she had a baby born retarded or something. she might freak out and throw the poor child out a window.

at the very least she should get sterilized.

LOL. WTF happened here last night? RES and Bob, we're those emo kids keeping you up at night?

"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

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> nononono Wrote:
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> > OK! so. it's time to go get these a holes. no
> > foolin around. only an idiot would steal
> something
> > twice. meaning...this time we'll get em.
>
>
>
Okay that sums it up...

Seriously though, the police will come to your home and do a security check for free. Call the non-emergency number and set up an appointment as soon as possible. Do everything they recommend. These crooks are seriously lazy and confused. Throw even the smallest of road blocks in their way and they will be on their way down the road to rip off and easier target.

what is a burlary?

burlary isn't a crime, it's a medical disorder in which a teenage girl loses all grip of reality due to a minor problem with lots of obvious solutions, and begins spewing off garbage posts on the internet for attention.

Aw geez. Just leave these kids alone. Nobody deserves that.

RESton Peace Wrote:
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> burlary isn't a crime, it's a medical disorder in
> which a teenage girl loses all grip of reality due
> to a minor problem with lots of obvious solutions,
> and begins spewing off garbage posts on the
> internet for attention.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

sorry about the trolls - they have nothing else in their lives. Call the police they will inspect your house security for free. Do what they say and the losers will not get in again...

magmaswank Wrote:
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> November 12th, 2008, a burglary occurred in the
> 7300 block of Langsford Court. A Large flat screen
> LCD television, A Gateway Laptop, An iBook Laptop,
> approx. 200 DVDs, and assorted items (cash,
> jewelry) went missing from this residence between
> the hours of 9 am and 12 pm. They gained access by
> acquiring a ladder and coming through the deck
> door, as all other doors had been locked. They
> fled in what was described as a smaller blue/green
> car that had been backed into the drive way.
> Suspects are Joseph C Stazzone, 24 and Daniel
> "Squirrel" Worsley, 30. Their connection to this
> residence is believed to be through Krystin
> Victoria Franklin, 18, who had not but 5 days
> before been expelled from this residence.
>
> Recently, on December 18th, 2008, another burglary
> occurred at this residence. Another large flat
> screen LCD television, a brand new MacBook
> computer, and a Samsung Computer
> Monitor/Television was stolen from this residence
> between 11:45 am and 12:30 pm. Victim was in the
> house when this happened, but was not harmed, nor
> saw anything. Suspects gained access through front
> door, as there was someone currently in the house
> when the burglary occurred.
>
> These people are believed to be dealing heavily in
> narcotics, and more than likely pawned the stolen
> items.
>
> If ANYONE has any information about these
> burglaries or suspects, please please PLEASE
> contact the West Springfield Police Department,
> and email me at magmaswank@gmail.com. Thank you.


I DUB THIS WHITE TRASH DRAMA! Anyone agree?

Wow, here you go, p. 8 of the Fairfax County Crime Report on Dec. 24th...

http://www.fairfaxcounty.gov/police/crime/incident-reports/2008/activity_report_12-24-08.pdf

I have Dan Warsley and his brother Matt Warsleys father's home address. "Squirrel" I think is homeless. Best way to get to him is through his brother Matt and his girlfriend Amanda Raby. They all hang out in burk and springfield.

Lafayette Forest Drive 7700
A man robbed a 43-year-old Annandale woman on Friday, December 19. The victim was
walking in the 7700 block of Lafayette Forest Drive around 8:25 p.m. when the man charged her
and grabbed her purse. She was reluctant to let go of the purse so the suspect dragged her
approximately 15 feet before she finally relinquished her grip on the purse and the suspect fled.
He was described as Hispanic, 20 to 30 years old. He was about 5 feet 9 inches tall and 160
pounds, with short hair. He wore a dark-colored sweat shirt.

Wow sidewalk tubing suburban style.

dono Wrote:
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> She was reluctant to let go
> of the purse so the suspect dragged her
> approximately 15 feet before she finally
> relinquished her grip on the purse



was she carrying $10,000 or something? it's just a purse.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."

You shouldnt mention names if you dont know exactly what happened. This is how people get hurt... Squirrel is not homeless. He is off drugs married and has kids. although he may have been suspected of many things. people have absolutely nothing better to do that make false accusations. get a life fag!

random Wrote:
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> I have Dan Warsley and his brother Matt Warsleys
> father's home address. "Squirrel" I think is
> homeless. Best way to get to him is through his
> brother Matt and his girlfriend Amanda Raby. They
> all hang out in burk and springfield.
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> You dont have shit, he dont live there anymore.
> squirrel is not homeless, if he knew who this was
> he would push your face in. thats why your too much
> of a coward to show your real name. you should get your
> facts straight before pointing fingers at anyone.

I happen to know that squirrel is living in a tree. He stops by for a drink on occasion.
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OMG - the post is over two yrs old - how lame is this Jane Doe person to start this crap up again?
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first of all this is matt warsley let me start by sayin FUCK YOU TO WHOEVER THIS IS MY BROTHER DIDNT DO THAT SHIT BUT IM WILLING TO BET THIS IS EITHER JEFF WILLIAMS OR KEVIN SENN EITHER WAY YOUR BOTH A BUNCH OF SNITCH BITCHES COME SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE YOU FUCKIN PUSSIES I WISH YOU WOULD

I know for a fact Squirrel did ityo yo. I believe his lil bro Matt and his weird gf Amanda Rabbey helpd. If someone's was to ask me, I'd say they're all shady. I could me wrong bout Squirrel bein homeless, but Matt is homeless yo, I seen him up at the library in ratty ass clothes drinkin two litters of Mt Dew and shit. His gf looks like a prostitute too, sad yo. And procreating like a baby factory..yuckk sOn! We don't need no mo Warsleys up in this joint. Did they ever get caught?

Dan is doing just fine as of a month ago that I know of. I saw him on a weekly basis for 4 months and he is doing good compared to the way he used to be. I have known him since we were 14 and he has had his ups and downs but has picked himself back up and seems to be doing the right thing by his kids.
Why bring up shit from soooo long ago.
The past is the past, leave it ALONE!!!

I have no clue why this thread was started up again after all this time, but I'm glad I found it. I'm aware that Squirell is doing better, and thats good. He was a sad sight back in the day. But now his brother Matt is picking up where he left off. Doing drugs, stealing shit, assaulting people..I could go on. Now, just like Daniel was, he's homeless. Me and friends of mine have seen him pan handling and spending all day long in the library in Springfeild on the internet. Ive only met his girlfriend a few times, but she is pretty bad to. She had sex with a boy of mine for drugs. I heard that they helped move and pawn the stolen goods from that robbery back in 2008. Its a pity none of them ever had to face the music for what they did. Hopefully Matt can turn his life around like Daniel did.

I was told to come check out this thread, and this is some crazy shit! I don't know if Squirell is clean, I coulda sworn up and down I saw him all glassy eyed and shit at a KMFDM show at the beginin of the year. I don't know nothing about the burglery, but I do know the Worsleys are trouble. Last I heard, Matt wasnt stayin in Sfeild anymore, but I know hes homeless on the streets. So for all you dudes that seen him at the library over there, that musta been a while ago. hE HAS A kid now ya know, feel bad for the little dude. Bein raised in a drug addict family. SMH

ZOMG! This thread was started almost three years ago, kids! Why, oh why is it still going on? It went from a chick asking for help to people bashing the burglary suspects. I don't know any of the people mentioned: Kristen, Joey, "Squirell", Matt, or Amanda. And maybe they're all actually guilty of the crime. However, it occurred over three years ago! For all we know, all five of them might have turned over a new leaf. Time to leave the past in the past and let this thread die the way it should have a long ass time ago.

Those dipshits dont deserve to have this thread die. What kinda name is that anyway, FairfucksUnderground. They neva paid for what they did, so who the fuck cares if they turned over a new leaf? Like my boy said, it's great that Squirrel turned his life around. But dat don't excuse what he and his peeps did. But on the other hand, i dont beleive it. The Warsleys are like a plague, you can't get rid of em. Fuck their nasty ass hoes to, they can all suck a dick like they r all good at and die.

Ummm..it's not my name. It's my way of poking fun at this thread, as I was involved in it when it first got posted. Scroll up, moron. Who cares what your opinion is of them, it has nothing to do with anything. I'm sure this case has been long forgotten by everyone. So just leave it alone, go find somethong else to occupy your time.

ya so what if im homeless none of yal know me u can all suck my dick...im still rippin and runnin i got a fat sack of dope and ima be wel for atleast a week then im rob one of you punk bitches!

*Sigh* someone please shoot this guy...Two hundred dollars if its a head shot.

What kinda name is that anyway,
> FairfucksUnderground.



A nice white name.

Avoid all of this and more by moving to one of those 'square states' that aren't multicultural cesspits.

im white you fuck tard...square state my nut sack...and if yall know kevin senn tell him im comin for him next...or one of the calindine brother those grimy junkie fucks stole my dope

Now there's a squirrel I'd like to see run out in front of a car.

what and get hit by your honda you fuckin beaner

Yo..I told y'all the Warsley brothers were still on drugs and pieces of shit! They both came on here and amitted it! Shit don't change for reals! So sad that they got kids and r bein fuckn selfish and doin dope and all that. If you homeless, matty.....it means u ain't goin nowhere in life. You fail u fuckin lame ass dipshit! And if ur ass even try's to step one foot near my property, I'll make ur already miserable life even more miserable! And your skank ass gf to! Givin up that pussy fo drugs! Stupid whore! FairfucksUnderground u see this shit? These punks need to be lockd the fuck up!

lmfao i already know who you are by just how you express your self thru your threads you fuck tard or should i use your real name instead of "jelly homie" na im not a snitch like you workin with the cops on the wegmans deal slanting towards the calindine brothers oops have i said to much snitch bitch lol neways continue your shity life while i may be homeless im livin in a mansion in great falls where i almost own the place and your still struggling you silly fuck... and my offspring are whiping thier ass whith the payless shoes you purchase for yours....ya im a dope fiend but guess what atleast i can support my habit my self and my kids while your still struggling you dumb fuck :) cheers

Yeah, whatever u say dumbfuck. You a dope addict but somehow u can afford a mansion in great falls and quality clothes and shoes for your kids? Riiiigggghht! Your an idiot for thinking anyone will believe that shit. You and matt are both liers and u aint no good at it either. Keep tryn to play like ur the shit, u ain't nothin! Your gfs look like Skank ass hoes to especialy Matts. Warsleys suck the big one!

Amanda Leigh Raby is her name...and she thinks she is a sexy woman...Have y'all seen her? OMG! I have seen better looking things at a garbage dump. From what I was told by a friend, even when pregnant now, this Drugy whore gives up her meat curtain of a pussy to anyone who will share any kind of drugs with her, but bitches about her man when getting fucked like a dirty slut. Get this, from what I was told, she keeps her man on a short dog leash, and goes crazy even if he looks at another girl. I can't believe this short FAT fugly looking woman is popping babies. I feel sorry for the kids...the dad is a homeless drugy who thinks...and I strongly say THINKS he is the man. Dude..you're homeless, have no job, no car. Other then your fugly looking of a woman, who the FUCK want to touch you? "fat sack of dope" you say...maybe a fat sack of dirt. If you say you have that bomb shit, that I'm sure your going to say you do. I'm sure its from you baby mama who suck dick for it. I feel sorry for you dude. Having a nasty looking woman for a baby mama, who cheats on you, but at the same time goes crazy on you for looking at a woman. Think about it dude...they say when a person who gets mad at their girlfriend/boyfriend for no reason and always says you are cheating on them. It means their guilty conscience is making them paranoid, because they are or have been cheating on you. So enjoy your life dude...because from what it looks like on our side. It SUCKS!

What the hell is a recurring burlary?!!

Lmfao at 'Warsleys girl is a whore'! I use to know that chick. I havent seen her since highschool, but the stuff I'm hearing doesn't suprise me. She gave off skanky vibes back then. I looked up her name on Facebook and her profile pic is nasties! It shows her licking this dudes tongue. I don't know who he is, but I assume it's her man Matt. So she was involved in that old burglary?

Has anyone taken me up on my offer yet??? I will double the bounty if you kill both brothers! Let's end this already! None of these guys seem to be showing any remorse for what they did, now they're both on here acting like complete douches. I just looked them all up on Facebook, but only found Matt and Amanda. I didn't see a tongue licking photo though.

I looked her up about a week or so ago, and she had the tongue pic up at that point. Guess she changed it.

Word.

Same squirrel that sold the dope that one of the twins OD'd on? This guy is real classy. I can't wait for someone to run this vermin over.

****Caution**** Druged out Fugly people
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Oh shit! Hahahahahaha! Yeah, the Warsley bros and everyone associated with them are triflin!

LOL you know...and the short HUGE FAT fugly bitch, walks around thinking she is the shit and EVERYONE wants her. Shit...Dogs still run away from her fugky ass, even when she is wearing a steak around her neck.

That dude with the geek glasses in the pic looks drugged out, fo sho. Seriously..look at the spaced out expression on his face!! Is that The notorious Squirell???

I knew this kid, back in 05, I heard he tried to kill this girl he had just broken up with, dude was fuckin crazy! always smacked out of his mind and runnin his mouth. Seriously something wrong with him.

first of all anybody who gets off on talking shit about the warsleys is either a: stupid B: crazy or c: has a serious death wish ihave known them all my life and they can very much back up what they say neither one of them does drugs anymore they both have jobs and they both have homes i think the people on here are scared of them thats why they hide behind a computer like telephone tough guys thinking they are gangsters of some sort even though they are really dickless losers who are jealous because they can only get with broke ass bitches from burke who have stds and shit i bet one of the warsleys bros. could knock ya'll out with one punch they don't need to rob nobody they got money they sat right here at my house one night and laughed at these silly ass clowns who are writing this weak ass garbage if they knew who ya'll were ya'll wouldn't be very safe so be men not little pussy boys who suck each others dicks and admit who ya'll really are or are you afraid to get your ass kicked? anytime any place i will fight for them and i will fight with them they got my respect at least they got there own familys and shit and they aint livin with their mommys and daddys or livin off someone else you fucking taliban fuck rags shit squirrel is one of the few real cats in fairfax over the past twenty years yeah he pissed alot of people off but he ain't some wannabe gangster like you fucks and as for matt the only reason ya'll are mad at him is because ya'll can't beat him and he actually has one great little boy everybody tells him and his mom that shit ya'll are just mad because he got mandy and ya'll pussy motherfuckers couldn't handle her because she was too gangster for you fuckin sissies he knows the shit that she did but that shit don't phase him because they good now they got there kids and they got money and a home they don't do drugs no more shit squirrel just finished rehab you pussies are probably still bangin junk in your shallow ass bodies so with that fuck you no talent dickless faggot low life scum bags and as i said before anytime anyplace the warsleys will meet you and beat the shit out you

You say all the peeps talkin shit about the Warsleys are clowns and cowards? Don't see a legit name for you there "f*** all the haters". You say we should use real names, but you didn't? I think its you whose the clown. If they were sitting with you laughing at all these posts, than why would Matty get so defensive and angry with his responses? You need to rethink what u be sayin. I know for a fact that they both still use drugs. Just cause they got kids and gfs, doesnt mean that they are all cleaned up. And btw there gfs are like the female versions of them..junkies, skanks, liers, and complete failures. Mandy is no perfect 10. Wnna be gangsta, maybe but not hott by a long shoot.
--They seem to be all hard core when they get on the ineternet talkin shit but they dont seem to back it up even thought hey say they will. ive known both of em for awhile, so i know how they r. And u say they gots money and houses. thats not what Ive been hearing and seing. Matt and Mandy used to live in a fuckin motel room, and they aint done much better than that. Not reallyy sure where Daniel is postin up, but I know it aint no mcmansion. What a bunch of bs.

-----Them and their gfs are all very well knowm and imfamus in the burke/Sfeild area..for reals..everyone knows what pathetic losers they r. Long lists of arrests and convictions..total junkie criminal lowlifes. Don't look like that will b changin anytime soon. If a lot of people be sayin the same shit about you over and over for years--usually it's cause its true. Peace out!

Holy shit! Someone brought attention to this thread again?! Ahahahaha! Luvin it! Oldie, but goody!

I just noticed a lot of the people mentioned in this thread in a new one that just popped up. Something about current druggies in the Burke and Vienna and Springfield area. Coincidence?

I know the fuckers in that pic! Matt and Amanda Warsley! Amanda has the clap, so most likely Matt does as well. My boy got the clap from that crazy slut..........WATCH OUT FOLKS!

Red Snapper biotches! Go get that shit!

meowrrrr
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Whats a zombie thread???

Has anyone succeeded in offing the Warsley fucktards yet? It's a messy job, but needs to be done! Damned druggie scumbags.

You all seriously need to grow up and get a life outside of the world wide web.

Gotta love the Va. open carry law...45ACP,the all time attention getter....

Are these pieces of filth white? There is nothing worse than white people acting like niggers. If they're niggers, well no surprise, but if they're white, that's just pathetic!

UHHHH SQUIRL, UHHH U AINT COMING FOR ME AT ALL!! SO STOP WITH THE BULLSHYT.. I WOULD DOMINATE YOUR ASS NEWAYS AND U KNOW IT!

Uhhh. Matt same with u.. u aint gonna do shyt.. it is easy as shyt to find me!! u just scared.. And mad as shyt bc of ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL the shyt.. Mandy (the love of your life) wrote me saying that she would leave u in a heartbeat all i had to do was say the word!!) And the best part is she LITTERALLY SWEAR TO GOD SAID SHE WOULD EVEN LEAVE HER KID IF I TOLD HER TOO!!) lol thats your gf and babiees mom, and this was like 3 mioonths after the kid was born... U DONT EVEN HAVE TO BELIEVE ME.. I STILL HAVE ALL THE TEXT, AND I EVEN SHOWED EM TO YOUR BROTHER WHEN I WAS AT X-ROADS WITH HIM...... MAAANNN I BET U FEEL LIKE A DUMBASS NOW,

Mandy tries to act like she's the shit and above doing skanky things, but looks like she's nothing but a liar judging from Kevin's posts. I've had to deal with this bitch a couple of times in the past, and it wasn't pleasant. She's nothing but a wannabe tough chick who's bark is worse than her bite. Fuck you Amanda, it gives me great pleasure to discover that others know of your general patheticness.

i punched matt in the face once and he did nothing. he has like 6 inches on me too.

So anyone know what happened to the OP? She should have graduated by now. Is she still into BDSM? Does she take new clients?

Fuck whoever started this thread you dont know me like that! Stfu and get a life noone takes peeps on here seriosly any how.

Why do you keep ressurecting old threads in order to tell the OPs how wrong they are? If you left it alone, it would continue to be forgotten about.

Since this is an old thread, I just wonder if the OP restocked his house, just askin'...

Not even worth living in Sfield anymore, between MS-13 and all the druggies living out there, you're shit will always be getting stolen! Burke, Annandale, Manassas Park, Woodbridge, and Merrifield too for that matter!

Matt Warsley spotted at the Annandale Walmart, heads up!

What an embarrassment to the white race..........dumbass white people acting like niggers

I am Dan Warsley, and at least I have the balls to put my real name on here unlike you other cowards hiding behind a computer.

Most of which won't even have the decency to even look me in the eye.

Let this be known that this is truly my first time on here speaking for myself. I have no idea who that is speaking for me. Maybe someone that knows me, but doing a poor job in my defense.

LETS MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR HERE SINCE I AM ACTUALLY HERE NOW. I DO NOT USE HEROIN. I GOT CLEAN BACK IN 2008 AFTER MY FRIENDS GOT CAUGHT STEELING. I NEVER EVEN WENT INTO THE STORE BUT I STILL CAUGHT A FELONY. I WENT TO JAIL, THEN I WENT TO REHAB WHERE I LIVED FOR 17 MONTH AND GRADUATED BACK OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD. I DISAPPEARED AND FELL OFF OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH BECAUSE I BECAME THE FATHER OF A BEAUTIFUL BOY. I AM STILL CLEAN TODAY. I GOT INVOLVED WITH THE VIRGINIA DEPARTMENT OF CRIMINAL JUSTICE SERVICES AS A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR AND USE MY PAST EXPERIENCES AS A MEANS TO MOVE FORWARD IN MY CARRER.

I AM NOT HOMELESS, I OWN 2 CARS AND A HARLEY DAVIDSON AND YES I STILL LIVE IN FAIRFAX...

THE ONLY PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT ARE MAD ENOUGH AT ME TO RUN THEIR FAKE AS SCARED LITTLE MOUTHS, HAVE ALL BEEN RIPPED OFF BY ME BACK WHEN I WAS EXPERIMENTING WITH DRUGS AROUND THE SPRINGFIELD AREA. OR THEY DONT EVEN KNOW ME AND JUST WANT TO FIT IN TO SOME LAME CONVERSATION. GET A LIFE. I NEVER HURT ANYONE!!! OR BREAK INTO ANYONES HOUSE. THATS STUPID... BUT I DID RIP OFF (A LOT) OF RICH LITTLE WANA BE DRUG ADDICTS AND WANNA BE GANG BANGERS, MOSTLY PEOPLE FOR THEIR DRUG MONEY, OR SOLD THEM DRY WALL FOR COKE CAUSE THEY WERE TO STUPID TO KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE, OR A BOTTLE OFF PISS FOR LSD.

SO THEY ARE BY NO MEANS "FUTURE ROLL MODELS" AS FAR AS I OR ANYONE ELSE IS CONCERNED. MORE THAN HALF OF THEM ARE IN JAIL FOR MINOR OFFENSES AND COME OUT ACTING LIKE THEY WERE IN THE PEN. OR HIDE BEHIND THIS COMPUTER AND TALK SHIT, BUT DONT HAVE THE DECENCY TO EVEN LOOK ME IN MY EYE. I MAY HAVE EVEN ASKED THEM FOR THEIR MONEY, AND THEY WERE SO SCARED THAT THEY GAVE IT TO ME INSTEAD OF STANDING UP FOR THEMSELVES AND FIGHTING ME LIKE SOME SPINELESS LITTLE PUNKS. THEN THEY GO OFF AND TELL THEIR FRIENDS THAT I HAD A GUN SO THEY WOULDN'T BE SO EMBARRASSED TO TELL THEIR FRIENDS HOW PUSSY THEY REALLY WERE.

ANYWAY, I'VE MOVED ON WITH MY LIFE. IF I OUT SMARTED YOU FOR YOUR MONEY FOR YOUR WEED OR WHATEVER IT WAS? THEN DONT SIT HERE AND SAY THAT I AM STUPID WHEN YOU WERE THE ONES THAT I GOT THE BEST OF. GROW UP!!!, MOVE ON, IT WAS OVER 5 TO 10 YEARS AGO... AND MY NAME STILL ECHOES AROUND THIS LAME TOWN. PEOPLE MAKE ME OUT TO BE SO BAD. THERE ARE FAR WORSE PEOPLE THAN ME OUT HERE. BEFORE I WAS ON HEROIN I WAS A BIG POT DEALER (AS A TEENAGER) AND I HAD A MILLIONS OF FRIENDS. I SCREWED UP FOR A FEW YEARS AND PEOPLE MAKE ME OUT TO BE SOME KIND OF MONSTER CAUSE NO ONE OUT HERE HAS EVEN HEARD OF HEROIN OR JUST ASUMES THE WORST. BUT I QUIT DRUGS AND HAVE MORE POTENTIAL THAN MOST OF YOU. AT LEAST I WENT FROM THE STREET TO BECOMING A COURIER AND GOING TO SCHOOL TO BE A CERTIFIED P.I.. THATS SOMETHING THAT MORE THAN 80% OF YOU COULD EVER SAY FOR YOURSELVES. MY LIFE HAS BEEN INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST.I STILL HAVE MANY FRIENDS. AND I AM DOING WELL FOR MYSELF, FOR MY FAMILY, AND FOR MY SON.

HOW MANY OF YOU COULD EVER BE STRONG ENOUGH TO EVEN GO THROUGH HALF THE SHIT THAT I ENDURED IN MY LIFE.???? IT IS A STORY OF STRENGTH AND HOPE. A COMPLETE SUCESS STORY COMPARED TO MY COMRADES THAT DIDNT MAKE IT. THATS A 10% OUT OF 100% FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT DONT KNOW.

DIDNT ANY OF YOU REALIZE THAT WHO EVER STARTED THIS THREAD COULDN'T EVEN SPELL BURGLARY RIGHT??? AT LEAST IM EDUCATED... SO PUT THAT IN YOUR SMOKE AND PIPE IT!

Also, I don't go by squirrel anymore and haven't for years and years. thats how much you people know.

I would assume that most of you would have something better to do with your lives than to sit on a computer and talk shit about other people because you are so miserable and pathetic inside, Maybe because you got beat up in school, or made fun of for being a fucking loser!...

Anyway, just to shine some light on this sorry, one sided (because there is always 2 sides to every story) conversation.

My brother Matt Warsley is not homeless. and he has not been for some time now. That is because he has to much pride to come crawling back to mommy and daddies house like all of you. He may have been homeless for a little while, but thats because he isn't 30 years old and living on mommy and daddies couch. How fucking pathetic are you people!!! I bet more than half of you still live at your parents house and is over 25 years old... I feel bad for your parents and for you...

Im sorry but thats truly fucking sad. and you have the nerve to talk about who has a car? your daddy probably bought it for you. But you did not work for it. I would rather be homeless and have my pride, then to come crawling back to my parents as a failure and ask them to buy me a car or some shit. Matt takes the bus to work. How many of you have that in you??? Not a God damn person. So shut your spoiled, fake ass, coward, pussy, geeky ass, sad, living at mommies house, computer gangster talking ass up. At the very least have the decency to say something to us in public. No??? Then shut your scared ass up!!! and go back to mommies house, Bitch!

PPS-

Anyone on here that "claims that they have known me for some time" has ((never)) had the balls to tell me to my face that he has had a problem with me and neither has anyone else.

I mean I knew that I pissed off a few heads, but no one worth mentioning. And all this shit is news to me cause no one has (ever) told me shit to my face. Until what? I find a bunch of shit behind my back here on the internet.

I'm calling BULLSHIT on all of you. So if you are going to post anything now, feel free to be real and put your real name. We can settle this off the internet. I still live in fairfax. I got clean for my kid, but make no mistake I am by no means hiding from anyone. You wanna get up with me? see me at @ (snakeyes057@hotmail.com) and we can squash this shit right now. If not then I'm calling BULLSHIT on this whole conversation and everyone in it.

Dan Warsley stole my ipod

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> PPS-
>
> Anyone on here that "claims that they have known
> me for some time" has ((never)) had the balls to
> tell me to my face that he has had a problem with
> me and neither has anyone else.
>
> I mean I knew that I pissed off a few heads, but
> no one worth mentioning. And all this shit is news
> to me cause no one has (ever) told me shit to my
> face. Until what? I find a bunch of shit behind my
> back here on the internet.
>
> I'm calling BULLSHIT on all of you. So if you are
> going to post anything now, feel free to be real
> and put your real name. We can settle this off the
> internet. I still live in fairfax. I got clean for
> my kid, but make no mistake I am by no means
> hiding from anyone. You wanna get up with me? see
> me at @ (snakeyes057@hotmail.com) and we can
> squash this shit right now. If not then I'm
> calling BULLSHIT on this whole conversation and
> everyone in it.

Dan you absolutely suck.

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> I am Dan Warsley, and at least I have the balls to
> put my real name on here unlike you other cowards
> hiding behind a computer.
>
> Most of which won't even have the decency to even
> look me in the eye.
>
> Let this be known that this is truly my first
> time on here speaking for myself. I have no idea
> who that is speaking for me. Maybe someone that
> knows me, but doing a poor job in my defense.
>
> LETS MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR HERE SINCE I AM
> ACTUALLY HERE NOW. I DO NOT USE HEROIN. I GOT
> CLEAN BACK IN 2008 AFTER MY FRIENDS GOT CAUGHT
> STEELING. I NEVER EVEN WENT INTO THE STORE BUT I
> STILL CAUGHT A FELONY. I WENT TO JAIL, THEN I WENT
> TO REHAB WHERE I LIVED FOR 17 MONTH AND GRADUATED
> BACK OUT INTO THE REAL WORLD. I DISAPPEARED AND
> FELL OFF OF THE FACE OF THE EARTH BECAUSE I BECAME
> THE FATHER OF A BEAUTIFUL BOY. I AM STILL CLEAN
> TODAY. I GOT INVOLVED WITH THE VIRGINIA DEPARTMENT
> OF CRIMINAL JUSTICE SERVICES AS A PRIVATE
> INVESTIGATOR AND USE MY PAST EXPERIENCES AS A
> MEANS TO MOVE FORWARD IN MY CARRER.
>
> I AM NOT HOMELESS, I OWN 2 CARS AND A HARLEY
> DAVIDSON AND YES I STILL LIVE IN FAIRFAX...
>
> THE ONLY PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT ARE MAD ENOUGH AT
> ME TO RUN THEIR FAKE AS SCARED LITTLE MOUTHS, HAVE
> ALL BEEN RIPPED OFF BY ME BACK WHEN I WAS
> EXPERIMENTING WITH DRUGS AROUND THE SPRINGFIELD
> AREA. OR THEY DONT EVEN KNOW ME AND JUST WANT TO
> FIT IN TO SOME LAME CONVERSATION. GET A LIFE. I
> NEVER HURT ANYONE!!! OR BREAK INTO ANYONES HOUSE.
> THATS STUPID... BUT I DID RIP OFF (A LOT) OF RICH
> LITTLE WANA BE DRUG ADDICTS AND WANNA BE GANG
> BANGERS, MOSTLY PEOPLE FOR THEIR DRUG MONEY, OR
> SOLD THEM DRY WALL FOR COKE CAUSE THEY WERE TO
> STUPID TO KNOW THE FUCKING DIFFERENCE, OR A BOTTLE
> OFF PISS FOR LSD.
>
> SO THEY ARE BY NO MEANS "FUTURE ROLL MODELS" AS
> FAR AS I OR ANYONE ELSE IS CONCERNED. MORE THAN
> HALF OF THEM ARE IN JAIL FOR MINOR OFFENSES AND
> COME OUT ACTING LIKE THEY WERE IN THE PEN. OR HIDE
> BEHIND THIS COMPUTER AND TALK SHIT, BUT DONT HAVE
> THE DECENCY TO EVEN LOOK ME IN MY EYE. I MAY HAVE
> EVEN ASKED THEM FOR THEIR MONEY, AND THEY WERE SO
> SCARED THAT THEY GAVE IT TO ME INSTEAD OF STANDING
> UP FOR THEMSELVES AND FIGHTING ME LIKE SOME
> SPINELESS LITTLE PUNKS. THEN THEY GO OFF AND TELL
> THEIR FRIENDS THAT I HAD A GUN SO THEY WOULDN'T BE
> SO EMBARRASSED TO TELL THEIR FRIENDS HOW PUSSY
> THEY REALLY WERE.
>
> ANYWAY, I'VE MOVED ON WITH MY LIFE. IF I OUT
> SMARTED YOU FOR YOUR MONEY FOR YOUR WEED OR
> WHATEVER IT WAS? THEN DONT SIT HERE AND SAY THAT I
> AM STUPID WHEN YOU WERE THE ONES THAT I GOT THE
> BEST OF. GROW UP!!!, MOVE ON, IT WAS OVER 5 TO 10
> YEARS AGO... AND MY NAME STILL ECHOES AROUND THIS
> LAME TOWN. PEOPLE MAKE ME OUT TO BE SO BAD. THERE
> ARE FAR WORSE PEOPLE THAN ME OUT HERE. BEFORE I
> WAS ON HEROIN I WAS A BIG POT DEALER (AS A
> TEENAGER) AND I HAD A MILLIONS OF FRIENDS. I
> SCREWED UP FOR A FEW YEARS AND PEOPLE MAKE ME OUT
> TO BE SOME KIND OF MONSTER CAUSE NO ONE OUT HERE
> HAS EVEN HEARD OF HEROIN OR JUST ASUMES THE WORST.
> BUT I QUIT DRUGS AND HAVE MORE POTENTIAL THAN MOST
> OF YOU. AT LEAST I WENT FROM THE STREET TO
> BECOMING A COURIER AND GOING TO SCHOOL TO BE A
> CERTIFIED P.I.. THATS SOMETHING THAT MORE THAN 80%
> OF YOU COULD EVER SAY FOR YOURSELVES. MY LIFE HAS
> BEEN INTERESTING TO SAY THE LEAST.I STILL HAVE
> MANY FRIENDS. AND I AM DOING WELL FOR MYSELF, FOR
> MY FAMILY, AND FOR MY SON.
>
> HOW MANY OF YOU COULD EVER BE STRONG ENOUGH TO
> EVEN GO THROUGH HALF THE SHIT THAT I ENDURED IN MY
> LIFE.???? IT IS A STORY OF STRENGTH AND HOPE. A
> COMPLETE SUCESS STORY COMPARED TO MY COMRADES THAT
> DIDNT MAKE IT. THATS A 10% OUT OF 100% FOR THOSE
> OF YOU THAT DONT KNOW.
>
> DIDNT ANY OF YOU REALIZE THAT WHO EVER STARTED
> THIS THREAD COULDN'T EVEN SPELL BURGLARY RIGHT???
> AT LEAST IM EDUCATED... SO PUT THAT IN YOUR SMOKE
> AND PIPE IT!
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I've been around the same area as Dan Warsley for a long time and I wants to give credit where its deserved. He admitted his faults (not sure you can call it making amends but said what was necessary...........yes I was this way, sorry if you got screwed in the process, I'm not that way anymore, its been a 5+ years since he's been out the game, and he's done his part to make his life better. I'd call that a current success story and only time will tell how well he continues but for TODAY he's doing the right thing which a lot of people posted up on this site can't say for themselves so many years later!

You guys think that's bad you should see all her Amanda fucking now for crack and Heroin in burke!

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> dan likes greasy dirty mechanics fingernails jammed up his poop chute.
Then he puts his lovers fingers in his mouth!

Dan and Matt are gay white devils that practice incest!
Matt sucked Dan’s dick for shampoo and a razor when he was homeless.

Amanda Raby not only fucked & sucked off Squirrell boy for hits of crack but fucked Manny dudes at motels and in the woods then went home to Whack Matt same night SMDH fucking ho.