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Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: Fat Winner ()
Date: June 16, 2014 07:29PM

So I'm driving down Sully Park Drive and this fat fuck darts out into traffic at Kamputa Drive on a two-person bike. He's on the bike with his daughter, and he has another toddler on a smaller bike behind him. I had to slam on my brakes to keep from hitting them. He yells at me to slow down. I yell at him to look both ways before crossing the street. We exchange words and I get out of there because I have better things to do than spend the night in jail for beating the shit out of a fatass in front of his kids. Plus my truck is neon yellow and very recognizable.

Has anyone else dealt with a belligerent fatass in a tank top riding with his kids by Kamputa and Sully Park Drive? This guy is going to piss off the wrong person one day and find himself a fat ghost.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: will not stop ()
Date: June 16, 2014 07:38PM

There is not one day that goes by that I don't have to deal with an asshole in this fucking area.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: June 16, 2014 07:55PM

Fat Winner Wrote:
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> So I'm driving down Sully Park Drive and this fat
> fuck darts out into traffic at Kamputa Drive on a
> two-person bike.

Probably a gun owner.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: good times ()
Date: June 16, 2014 08:29PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Fat Winner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I'm driving down Sully Park Drive and this
> fat
> > fuck darts out into traffic at Kamputa Drive on
> a
> > two-person bike.
>
> Probably a gun owner.


Good ol' kilton.. GAY,way before it was cool.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: kLXuw ()
Date: June 16, 2014 09:41PM

I love the approach this thread takes. Dufus morons everywhere, I thought I was just a dick for always thinking that.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: notlik ()
Date: June 16, 2014 10:14PM

Fat Winner Wrote:
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> So I'm driving down Sully Park Drive and this fat
> fuck darts out into traffic at Kamputa Drive on a
> two-person bike. He's on the bike with his
> daughter, and he has another toddler on a smaller
> bike behind him. I had to slam on my brakes to
> keep from hitting them. He yells at me to slow
> down. I yell at him to look both ways before
> crossing the street. We exchange words and I get
> out of there because I have better things to do
> than spend the night in jail for beating the shit
> out of a fatass in front of his kids. Plus my
> truck is neon yellow and very recognizable.
>
> Has anyone else dealt with a belligerent fatass in
> a tank top riding with his kids by Kamputa and
> Sully Park Drive? This guy is going to piss off
> the wrong person one day and find himself a fat
> ghost.


Probably a gun grabber.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: Jtxne ()
Date: June 17, 2014 06:58AM

Fat Winner Wrote:
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> So I'm driving down Sully Park Drive and this fat
> fuck darts out into traffic at Kamputa Drive on a
> two-person bike. He's on the bike with his
> daughter, and he has another toddler on a smaller
> bike behind him. I had to slam on my brakes to
> keep from hitting them. He yells at me to slow
> down. I yell at him to look both ways before
> crossing the street. We exchange words and I get
> out of there because I have better things to do
> than spend the night in jail for beating the shit
> out of a fatass in front of his kids. Plus my
> truck is neon yellow and very recognizable.
>
> Has anyone else dealt with a belligerent fatass in
> a tank top riding with his kids by Kamputa and
> Sully Park Drive? This guy is going to piss off
> the wrong person one day and find himself a fat
> ghost.

I noticed you never mentioned how fast you were going. It's obvious you were speeding, otherwise how could you miss seeing such a huge gastropod.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: June 17, 2014 07:20AM

Jtxne Wrote:
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> I noticed you never mentioned how fast you were
> going. It's obvious you were speeding, otherwise
> how could you miss seeing such a huge gastropod gun owner.

Good point.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: havesomerespect ()
Date: June 17, 2014 09:15AM

It is a RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD. I see your type all the time using residential streets as shortcuts on your commute to and from Prince William Counties and further west. When you are cutting through a residential neighborhood how about at least keeping within 10 mph of the speed limit?

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: eesh ()
Date: June 17, 2014 10:16AM

Why did Kilton change this thread into talk of gun owners?

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: kVGUL ()
Date: June 17, 2014 01:35PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Why did Kilton change this thread into talk of gun
> owners?


All threads become gun threads one way or the other......it is exhausting

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: he's a chubby chaser ()
Date: June 17, 2014 02:05PM

eesh Wrote:
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> Why did Kilton change this thread into talk of gun
> owners?


You know how they say men think about sex 19 times a day? Well Kilton thinks about sex with fat men who own guns 19 times a day. Some might call it an obsession.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: Kilton ()
Date: June 17, 2014 02:17PM

Why did Eesh change this thread into talk of Kilton?

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: H4dNY ()
Date: June 17, 2014 02:22PM

Because you turned it into a gun owning discussion. As you've probably read.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: 9y3vE ()
Date: June 17, 2014 02:27PM

Guns don't kill people.

Obama kills people.

Oh, and yeah, a lot of morons on bikes in this county.

Lamb Center.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: why so mad? ()
Date: June 17, 2014 02:36PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Why did Eesh change this thread into talk of
> Kilton?


1383598108876.jpg

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: Justin Belieber ()
Date: June 17, 2014 07:53PM

he's a chubby chaser Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why did Kilton change this thread into talk of
> gun
> > owners?
>
>
> You know how they say men think about sex 19 times
> a day? Well Kilton thinks about sex with fat men
> who own guns 19 times a day. Some might call it
> an obsession.

Owned.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: Not This Shit Again ()
Date: June 17, 2014 08:24PM

he's a chubby chaser Wrote:
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> eesh Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Why did Kilton change this thread into talk of
> gun
> > owners?
>
>
> You know how they say men think about sex 19 times
> a day? Well Kilton thinks about sex with fat men
> who own guns 19 times a day. Some might call it
> an obsession.

Lame. Step it up or stop posting.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: ffhhgnj ()
Date: June 17, 2014 08:31PM

Do you shave your pussy or just grow it out all furry?

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: Fat Winner ()
Date: June 17, 2014 10:09PM

Kilton Wrote:
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> Fat Winner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I'm driving down Sully Park Drive and this
> fat
> > fuck darts out into traffic at Kamputa Drive on
> a
> > two-person bike.
>
> Probably a gun owner.


I am, but that's beside the point.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: Fat Winner ()
Date: June 17, 2014 10:10PM

notlik Wrote:
>
> Probably a gun grabber.

Not at all. Have all the guns you want!

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: Fat Winner ()
Date: June 17, 2014 10:10PM

Jtxne Wrote:
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> Fat Winner Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > So I'm driving down Sully Park Drive and this
> fat
> > fuck darts out into traffic at Kamputa Drive on
> a
> > two-person bike. He's on the bike with his
> > daughter, and he has another toddler on a
> smaller
> > bike behind him. I had to slam on my brakes to
> > keep from hitting them. He yells at me to slow
> > down. I yell at him to look both ways before
> > crossing the street. We exchange words and I
> get
> > out of there because I have better things to do
> > than spend the night in jail for beating the
> shit
> > out of a fatass in front of his kids. Plus my
> > truck is neon yellow and very recognizable.
> >
> > Has anyone else dealt with a belligerent fatass
> in
> > a tank top riding with his kids by Kamputa and
> > Sully Park Drive? This guy is going to piss off
> > the wrong person one day and find himself a fat
> > ghost.
>
> I noticed you never mentioned how fast you were
> going. It's obvious you were speeding, otherwise
> how could you miss seeing such a huge gastropod.

I wasn't speeding. Yet this guy still saw fit to dart out in front of my car on his stupid bike.

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Re: Fat Loser on Sully Park Drive
Posted by: Fat Winner ()
Date: June 17, 2014 10:12PM

havesomerespect Wrote:
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> It is a RESIDENTIAL NEIGHBORHOOD. I see your type
> all the time using residential streets as
> shortcuts on your commute to and from Prince
> William Counties and further west. When you are
> cutting through a residential neighborhood how
> about at least keeping within 10 mph of the speed
> limit?


I was going the speed limit. This guy didn't have the common sense to look both ways before crossing. Pedestrians have the right of way, unless they throw themselves in front of oncoming traffic.

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