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Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: December 17, 2008 08:54PM

I know where he's hanging out in central Fairfax. There's a (571) cell number on his tag, but it's annoyingly out of service. Let me know what that number is and I'll tell you where I've seen him camping.

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: WHITEY2 ()
Date: December 17, 2008 10:11PM

Was it taste good ???

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Suburbanite ()
Date: December 18, 2008 09:52AM

You can report a found animal to the Fairfax County animal shelter. Then if someone comes looking, they have a way to contact you.

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Kitty ()
Date: December 19, 2008 09:00AM

Smokey Lamb is a great name. Does he play the saxaphone?

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Smokey Lamb ()
Date: December 19, 2008 10:11AM

This is smokey lamb... Im not coming home till you PROMISE to stop treating me like a little kitten. Im a big BOY now and I WILL have my catnip whenever I want and go outside whenever I want and if I wanna kill a mouse I will do it MOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh and Im kinda cold. Can you leave my pookie bear and Kitty sweater on the front porch and I will give back the car keys? K-bye

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Smokey Bear ()
Date: December 19, 2008 12:22PM

Hey kitty, kitty, I got a nice forest you can sleep in. Leave the sweaters behind. We got lots of mice and birds and squirrels and whatever a kitty cat might want to chase and eat. You could even be my side kick. I'll find you a nice ranger hat and a badge.

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: December 19, 2008 12:58PM

trogdor! Wrote:
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> I know where he's hanging out in central Fairfax.
> There's a (571) cell number on his tag, but it's
> annoyingly out of service. Let me know what that
> number is and I'll tell you where I've seen him
> camping.


No. But I am missing a black cat named Fuliginous Goat.

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: December 19, 2008 01:03PM

WashingTone Locian Wrote:
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> No. But I am missing a black cat named Fuliginous
> Goat.

strange, im missing a goat named Fuliginous.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Billy ()
Date: December 19, 2008 03:36PM

Gravis Wrote:
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> WashingTone Locian Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > No. But I am missing a black cat named
> Fuliginous
> > Goat.
>
> strange, im missing a goat named Fuliginous.



Did you check the toddler seat of your Yukon? Us goats, you know, are usually up to no good.

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Bill Sikes ()
Date: December 19, 2008 04:24PM

Was it taste good ???

It's all about the verb tense, Charlie Chan!

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Sam ()
Date: December 19, 2008 09:24PM

Trogdor, I just saw Smokey Joe on the Fairfax DWI Lottery Board. I think he found his home.

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Sam ()
Date: December 19, 2008 09:25PM

*Lamb (oops)

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: trogdor! ()
Date: December 21, 2008 12:31PM

Smokey Lamb himself/herself.
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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Gravis ()
Date: December 21, 2008 12:43PM

trogdor! Wrote:
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> Smokey Lamb himself/herself.

i think you may have accidentally summoned basement cat.


"the wisdom of the wise will perish, the intelligence of the intelligent will vanish."095042938540
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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: WashingTone Locian ()
Date: December 21, 2008 01:06PM

I'm missing a cat called Rum Tum Tugger. That's what he gets for being a curious cat...


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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Lurker. ()
Date: December 21, 2008 04:20PM

I think it's pretty obvious that this cat has some type of an alcohol, drug or Westfield smack problem.

I don't think we, the taxpayers, should do anything for this cat until the cat is willing to admit it has a problem.

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: SRE ()
Date: December 21, 2008 10:41PM

no matter how much I *may* like smokey, I do not want my taxpayer money paying for anything for this piece of cat!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/22/2008 11:45AM by SRE.

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Jester ()
Date: December 22, 2008 10:08AM

Call information and ask for the nearest Lamb residence.

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Mrs Lamb ()
Date: December 23, 2008 04:48PM

I kicked him out about three weeks ago, he was messing around the feline next store. I could smell her on him when he came on one night.

Damn calico bitch, struting around the neighborhood with her tail high in the air like she owns the place.

Mrs. Lamb

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Re: Are you missing a black cat named Smokey Lamb?
Posted by: Lambchop ()
Date: January 05, 2009 07:07PM

Please Smokey, come back! Please save us from this godawful Boo churn.

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