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Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: Horny Hotel Humper ()
Date: December 05, 2013 11:01AM

...No, I'm not talking about the anchorage/best westerns/days inn shit hotels where the backpage whores are.
What I'm lookin for in particular is rooms that have "bedposts". My woman wants to be dominated, tie her up and have my way with her.
Im talkin whips, cuffs, toy insertions, ball gags, facials...you name it. ( my woman had daddy issues growin up, so you know what kind of sex romps that brings)
Kinda limited in the master bedroom with the kids knockin on the door every 10 mins.
Has anyone stayed in decent hotels in the area/district that may have these, or just nice rooms for hardcore fucking?
Where did Eliot Spitzer have his deviant escapades? Mayflower downtown?
I wish i had a place to put a sex swing in..
What do all you horny/perverted couples do? were in our early 30's.
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Re: Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: Housekeeper ()
Date: December 05, 2013 11:17AM

You sir are a sick SOB

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Re: Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: face phucker ()
Date: December 05, 2013 11:43AM

I dont see anything wrong with it, housekeeper. its not like we leave spooge dripping off all the lamps for you to clean off. most adults clean up after themselves. ive always wanted to go the Hedonism out in the islands one year. Or just succumb to the sluts out in vegas for the AVN awards.

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Re: Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: Hotel Guest ()
Date: December 05, 2013 11:45AM

I don't even want to think of all the sperm and fluids that have been spilled all over the average hotel room. I just block it out while I am staying at a hotel.

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Re: Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: Room Services ()
Date: December 05, 2013 12:33PM

Why is he a sick SOB? Sounds like fun to me. If more couples around here took a timeout and did stuff like this, everyone here wouldn't be so goddamn uptight! We are a mid thirties couple also. My wife and I do this stuff all the time, and we have to get pretty creative. The typical hotel headboard sux for attachment points!

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Re: Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: December 05, 2013 12:42PM

Why dont you satisfy your perversions at home?

Why spend money on a hotel room when you could use that cash to hire a hooker and really get crazy?

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Re: Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: Horny Hotel Humper ()
Date: December 05, 2013 12:48PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Why dont you satisfy your perversions at home?
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> Why spend money on a hotel room when you could use
> that cash to hire a hooker and really get crazy?


it gets tiring and boring at home. just like bed sex..couch sex trumps that any day. its more like a change of atmosphere. get a nice room, with a big walk in shower, get her all sensual and ready to rock. Tie her up and go to town. plus the kids get in the way at home. 8 yr old startin to put 2 n 2 together.

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Re: Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: WellaWiggy ()
Date: December 05, 2013 12:48PM

Stabitha Wrote:
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> Why dont you satisfy your perversions at home?
>
> Why spend money on a hotel room when you could use
> that cash to hire a hooker and really get crazy?


OP's Mom is not going to allow him to bring girl's over and do that sort of "kinky" stuff in her house...

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Re: Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: Horny Hotel Humper ()
Date: December 05, 2013 12:53PM

just came across this club downtown...EntreNous

looks right up our ally. Thinkin of doin the NewYearsEve deal now.
Hedonism in Jamaica? yes please!
Im tryin to get my woman, myself and another guy together. I love watchin her get pounded. She'd love to have both "ends" at same time. Then i get my threesome with a big titted brunette who loves to have her ass licked! BaM!

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Re: Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: WellaWiggy ()
Date: December 05, 2013 12:57PM

Have fun, on New Year's eve, watching internet porn down in the basement at your Mom's house...

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Re: Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: Horny Hotel Humper ()
Date: December 05, 2013 01:02PM

why does everyone think every "OP" lives at home with their mom? Two adults, with kids. lives with his mom? really?
fuckin troll
why dont you play hide and go fuck yourself

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Re: Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: December 05, 2013 01:05PM

Horny Hotel Humper Wrote:
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> Hedonism in Jamaica? yes please!

Not so fast. I went by the Hedonsim beach in a boat and i can tell you 90% of the women I saw made me want puke and give them my clothes to cover up their lumpy, wrinkly, pimply, disgusting bodies.

Also was on a bus that stopped there to pick up people to take to the Mo Bay airport. They were ugly, gross, loud, and obnoxious. Not at all what you think that place would be like.

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Re: Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: Enrico Palazzo ()
Date: December 05, 2013 01:38PM

If they use those CSI blacklights on the room theirs probably spooge and bodily fluid stains all the fuck over everything. Gross.

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Re: Any "NIce" hotels in area that are great for bondage & banging your woman in?
Posted by: jones ()
Date: December 05, 2013 01:51PM

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