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Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Mr Obamaaa ()
Date: December 08, 2013 10:05AM

Thoughts on tomorrow's operating status for the federal government?

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: F'ed ()
Date: December 08, 2013 10:09AM

Government open. Schools 2 hours late. Which means my kids school will start at 11, which means I will not be able to go to work and will have to take leave I do not have.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: You're all going to die ()
Date: December 08, 2013 10:12AM

"which means I will not be able to go to work"

Don't bother trying. You'll die. Like you should.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: calling em out ()
Date: December 08, 2013 10:12AM

The great snow storms a few years back had the opposite effect on this area that I thought they wood.

After that great and snowy Winter, I would have thought that this area would have learned that, yes, it can cope with tons of snow and that, no, things don't have to shut down for a little bit of snow. Life moved on and private businesses were open without a problem that week.

But after the government leeches enjoyed their week-long "blizzard" induced paid vacation, it seems like they shut down at the earliest sign of a flurry, hoping for another big storm. And the fucking weather "news" media helps fuel that charade.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Whitey please ()
Date: December 08, 2013 10:14AM

Like anyone would ever miss a federal employee not being at work,

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: ANGRYDRUNK ()
Date: December 08, 2013 10:22AM

I AM THE MOST IMPORTANT PERSON

on the f'ing roads, asswipe. The sooner you get out of the way of my leased AWD BMW and start kissing my ass, the better.

GS 15/OUT!!!

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Responsible Dad ()
Date: December 08, 2013 10:26AM

F'ed Wrote:
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> Government open. Schools 2 hours late. Which
> means my kids school will start at 11, which means
> I will not be able to go to work and will have to
> take leave I do not have.

You wasted all your leave time calling off earlier in the year, right? When you have kids you need to think ahead and be responsible. I, OTOH, am maxed out on my leave time and am taking off Christmas week using my remaining floating holidays. I'll start the new year with damn near a full leave bank, so I can take off every Friday afternoon to stay just under the limit.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: you're lucky, not responsible ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:19AM

Responsible Dad Wrote:
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> You wasted all your leave time calling off earlier
> in the year, right? When you have kids you need to
> think ahead and be responsible. I, OTOH, am maxed
> out on my leave time and am taking off Christmas
> week using my remaining floating holidays. I'll
> start the new year with damn near a full leave
> bank, so I can take off every Friday afternoon to
> stay just under the limit.


hey asshole, consider yourself lucky if you've been at your shiftless gov't job long enough to be able to accumulate a bunch of leave per year. most folks don't. also most folks don't have "floating holidays," you dick. doesn't make you better than the other person. i hope your family has a terrible illness and you have serious plumbing problems in your home next year so that you use up all your leave, you fucking self-absorbed shit fucker. count your fucking blessings while you have them, because you could lose it all in a flash.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Hussein Obama ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:22AM

Federal government operating status? Hahahah, what does that mean? The federal government has failed at operating anything but murdering American citizens and massive death, destruction and staging the economic collapse of America since Hussein Obama (muslim terrorist) has invaded 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Hussein Obama ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:23AM

Anybody that works for the federal government is a total piece of shit, lazy asshole who could care less about the USA. Military included.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: 395runner ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:36AM

OPM still showing green. My agency emailed a copy of the notice procedures, though, so they must think it may go yellow or red.

(For those who don't know, the dismissal procedures for the agencies are the same info as the OPM faqs, only they take 15 pages to say the same thing OPM says in a few paras)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/08/2013 12:16PM by 395runner.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: jobs usa ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:40AM

Hussein Obama Wrote:
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> Anybody that works for the federal government is a
> total piece of shit, lazy asshole who could care
> less about the USA. Military included.


F-you, I have been busting my ass for the government for 30 years. I save the taxpayers a shitload of money every week. I have over a year of sick leave built up.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Laying it on thick ()
Date: December 08, 2013 12:33PM

jobs usa Wrote:
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> Hussein Obama Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anybody that works for the federal government is
> a
> > total piece of shit, lazy asshole who could
> care
> > less about the USA. Military included.
>
>
> F-you, I have been busting my ass for the
> government for 30 years. I save the taxpayers a
> shitload of money every week. I have over a year
> of sick leave built up.

And tomorrow I will see Bigfoot swimming with the Loch Ness Monster while green aliens from outer space take pictures.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: reality check 4U ()
Date: December 08, 2013 12:44PM

Hussein Obama Wrote:
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> Anybody that works for the federal government is a
> total piece of shit, lazy asshole who could care
> less about the USA. Military included.


you truly are too stupid to breed. do the world a favor and kill yourself now. also, you're a colossal faggot.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Nosetothegrind2 ()
Date: December 08, 2013 12:53PM

reality check 4U Wrote:
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> Hussein Obama Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anybody that works for the federal government is
> a
> > total piece of shit, lazy asshole who could
> care
> > less about the USA. Military included.
>
>
> you truly are too stupid to breed. do the world a
> favor and kill yourself now. also, you're a
> colossal faggot.

Most of the people I've encountered with this sort of attitude is pissed because they applied for a Fed job and wasn't hired.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: FedVegas ()
Date: December 08, 2013 12:57PM

Yeah, I'll enjoy my paid day off tomorrow while getting a nice blowjob from some working stiff's stay at home wife. God I love Virginia!

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Whatever! ()
Date: December 08, 2013 06:20PM

jobs usa Wrote:
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I have over a year of sick leave built up.

Who are you trying to impress. So you have not taken your sick leave...yet. You will be compensated for it at some point, so you are not saving the taxpayers a dime. Plus you can use it toward time in service when you retire. Sick leave and vacations are budgeted for and paid for, not using saves nothing, the government has no mechanism for saving money. Money that has been allocated must be spent.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Hussein Obama ()
Date: December 08, 2013 06:31PM

So, for 30 years you have sat around on your fat ass playing solitaire while raping the private sector workers that actually do work and make a difference in life. All the federal government does is steal from working people. You are part of the problem.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: I am special ()
Date: December 08, 2013 07:15PM

Hussein Obama Wrote:
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> Anybody that works for the federal government is a
> total piece of shit, lazy asshole who could care
> less about the USA. Military included.

Excuse Me! I'm a retired O5 who worked for private sector (on a Fed contract of course) for a while. Then got the GS-15 job. I will now get Fed pension on top of my military pension on top of social security on top of Fed 401K on top of just about free health care. Could call me a quint dipper, but I served!!!

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Hussein Obama ()
Date: December 08, 2013 07:19PM

I am special Wrote:
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> Hussein Obama Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anybody that works for the federal government is
> a
> > total piece of shit, lazy asshole who could
> care
> > less about the USA. Military included.
>
> Excuse Me! I'm a retired O5 who worked for
> private sector (on a Fed contract of course) for a
> while. Then got the GS-15 job. I will now get
> Fed pension on top of my military pension on top
> of social security on top of Fed 401K on top of
> just about free health care. Could call me a
> quint dipper, but I served!!!

So your point is you are part of the fleecing of America. Good for you. You should feel so proud.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: for reals ()
Date: December 08, 2013 07:26PM

jobs usa Wrote:
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> Hussein Obama Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Anybody that works for the federal government is
> a
> > total piece of shit, lazy asshole who could
> care
> > less about the USA. Military included.
>
>
> F-you, I have been busting my ass for the
> government for 30 years. I save the taxpayers a
> shitload of money every week. I have over a year
> of sick leave built up.


I've worked as both a Fed and as a contractor and the Feds have no clue what real work is like when your job is on the line based on your performance.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Long wait ()
Date: December 08, 2013 10:36PM

When will OPM decide about the operating status?

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: fed worker ()
Date: December 08, 2013 10:57PM

I guess I need to wait til midnight to see the operating status for 12/09/13. I'm starting to think these republicants have something.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: ANGRYDRUNK ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:02PM

I DON'T CARE. I will drive where I want, when I want, and you peons will pay your tax $$$$ to support me and my ex wife. And kids. And BMW Lease.

So F YOU!!!!

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: What difference does it make? ()
Date: December 08, 2013 11:27PM

Lazy fucks never work anyway.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: just tell me ()
Date: December 09, 2013 12:06AM

What is the fucking operating status for 12/09/13?

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: mMXxw ()
Date: December 09, 2013 12:37AM

It's on the OPM site: they acknowledge the weather and say it's a normal day. Go to work.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: JustanFYI ()
Date: December 09, 2013 04:49AM

Status: Open - 2 hours Delayed Arrival - With Option for Unscheduled Leave or Unscheduled Telework

Federal agencies in the Washington, DC, area are OPEN under 2 hours DELAYED ARRIVAL and employees have the OPTION FOR UNSCHEDULED LEAVE OR UNSCHEDULED TELEWORK. Employees should plan to arrive for work no more than 2 hours later than they would be expected to arrive.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Ron Paul - Libertarian doofus ()
Date: December 09, 2013 08:36PM

Hussein Obama Wrote:
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> Federal government operating status? Hahahah,
> what does that mean? The federal government has
> failed at operating anything but murdering
> American citizens and massive death, destruction
> and staging the economic collapse of America since
> Hussein Obama (muslim terrorist) has invaded 1600
> Pennsylvania Ave.


How does my dick taste shithead? Be sure to buy gold so my investments pay off.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Gainfully employed ()
Date: December 09, 2013 08:41PM

What difference does it make? Wrote:
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> Lazy fucks never work anyway.


Yeah, but whos going to order pizza delivery from so you can be gainfully employed, dickless. That fucking weed doesn't buy itself, dropout. Step up rather than drag down you jealous cunt.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Govy ()
Date: December 09, 2013 11:59PM

Still no 12/10/13 update as of 11:57. Why the wait?

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: OPM ()
Date: December 10, 2013 04:07AM

Closed

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Nicely Done ()
Date: December 10, 2013 04:32AM

OPM Wrote:
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> Closed


Being that the weather was initially a winter storm watch -> downgraded to a winter weather advisory -> upgraded to a winter weather warning seems plausible that the federal government has taken this action.

Nicely done.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Thanks, Barack! ()
Date: December 10, 2013 04:47AM

Thanks for the day off, Barack!

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama ()
Date: December 10, 2013 05:12AM

Thanks, Barack! Wrote:
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> Thanks for the day off, Barack!


No problem. Hey, instead we;re being a sarcastic putz, why don't you tell your boss Habib that its too threacherous to come into work at Subway in snowy conditions and your going to stay home and sniff glue and play xbawks one instead.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: vbkuM ()
Date: December 10, 2013 05:33AM

Good thing Obama is out of the country. He would be irate about the DC area closing for a few inches of future snow.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Yupers ()
Date: December 10, 2013 08:55AM

Can i cum watch the action ??

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Fed workers suck ()
Date: December 10, 2013 01:16PM

It is very sad that little school children and little federal employees have the same snow days. Maybe if the fed sq ere tougher our country wouldn't be so fucked up.

It is great to know that after the shutdown and the snow day that we really don't need you people.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Princess Ayn Rand ()
Date: December 10, 2013 01:52PM

Fed workers suck Wrote:
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> It is very sad that little school children and
> little federal employees have the same snow days.
> Maybe if the fed sq ere tougher our country
> wouldn't be so fucked up.
>
> It is great to know that after the shutdown and

> the snow day that we really don't need you people.


With or without federal employees you will still be a useless loser. They suck, but so do you John Galt. How many fucking sandwich artists do we need anyway? You know, since we are putting a judgement value on what people do for a living.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Stabitha ()
Date: December 10, 2013 02:02PM

L St NW 10:00am.......our Govt is a JOKE!
Attachments:
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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: 395runner ()
Date: December 10, 2013 07:16PM

I went to Total Wine Sat and bought two mixed cases of beer, and Gamestop and bought a bunch of used games. I started playing Sunday. I worked from home Monday and had today off.

I started drinking at 8am all three days, and played through both of the Medal of Honor modern era games. I haven't done this since college. Some friends went into Columbia Heights today at noon when the bars opened early, but I was already not able to drive. I switched to water a few hours ago, and am ready for the commute in tomorrow.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Fed Worker ()
Date: December 10, 2013 09:33PM

Fed workers suck Wrote:
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> It is very sad that little school children and
> little federal employees have the same snow days.
> Maybe if the fed sq ere tougher our country
> wouldn't be so fucked up.
>
> It is great to know that after the shutdown and
> the snow day that we really don't need you people.

I only get 49 paid days off a year (26 Vac, 13 sick, 10 holiday). I need the extra days. I play a lot of golf during the warmer months.

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Re: Federal Governent Operating Status
Posted by: Fed Worker ()
Date: December 10, 2013 09:33PM

Fed workers suck Wrote:
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> It is very sad that little school children and
> little federal employees have the same snow days.
> Maybe if the fed sq ere tougher our country
> wouldn't be so fucked up.
>
> It is great to know that after the shutdown and
> the snow day that we really don't need you people.

I only get 49 paid days off a year (26 Vac, 13 sick, 10 holiday). I need the extra days. I play a lot of golf during the warmer months.

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